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Some colorful tulips after spending last weekend hiking among all the dusty, red rocks. These are at the Thanksgiving Point Tulip Festival in Utah.

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Closeup photograph of a red tulip with a multitude of white-fringed, triangular petals.
Photograph of a mix of classic red and orange tulips.
Photograph of a colorful mix of tulips with some vase-shaped pink and white tulips rising above the rest.
Photograph of rounded orange and pink tulips with a green stripe running along the center of each petal.
 
 
Started playing with linocut recently and I love it.
The only color I have for now is this very pretty turquoise.
16x16cm lino print :blobfoxheart:

Je me suis mis à la linogravure récemment, et c'est vraiment cool ! Je n'ai que du turquoise pour l'instant et j'adore cette couleur.
Impression lino 16x16cm :blobfoxheart:

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Photograph of a lino print made with turquoise ink showing 3 different plants : dandelion, unknown flower, and basil.
Photograph of a desk where a few turquoise linoprinted items are laying around : bookmarks and square linoprints of flowers and plants.
 
"Starlight Lullaby"

May you find rest in a field of starlight tonight. ✨💖🌜💖✨

And if you’re on Blue Sky, I’ll likely be posting more of my work there, in case you’re interested. 💚
https://bsky.app/profile/moss-demon.bsky.social

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Image is of a crescent moon rendered in soft purples, blues, pinks, and white, rippled with swirls. The moon curls into itself as a tree, which has swirling branches, and from those branches drape vines of pink flowers. Resting in the crescent moon is a blue fox, comfortable and safe in a field of luminous blue moon grasses.
 
Day 5 of #

Just a doodle I did a few years ago, the original has gone but I still have a photo of it because I like the colour and can’t quite remember how I made it (it was probably whatever was left on the palette mixed together 😅)

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A watercolour rose in various shades of dusty pink
 
ok here we go
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NARRATOR:
(Black-screen-with-text;-The-sound-of-buzzing-bees-can-be-heard)
According-to-all-known-laws
of-aviation # # # # # # # #

(Through-phone)
--Barry?
BARRY:
--Adam?
ADAM:
--Can-you-believe-this-is-happening?
BARRY:
--I-can't.-I'll-pick-you-up.
(Barry-flies-down-the-stairs)
-:
MARTIN-BENSON:
Looking-sharp.
JANET:
Use-the-stairs.-Your-father
paid-good-money-for-those.
BARRY:
Sorry.-I'm-excited.
MARTIN:
Here's-the-graduate.
We're-very-proud-of-you # #

JANET:
--Wave-to-us!-We'll-be-in-row-118 # # # # # # # # # #

BARRY:
--Artie # # # # # # #

ADAM:
--We-are!
BARRY=
--Bee-men.
=ADAM=
--Amen!
BARRY-AND-ADAM:
Hallelujah!
(Barry-and-Adam-both-have-a-happy-spasm)
ANNOUNCER:
Students # # # #

ANNOUNCER:
Keep-your-hands-and-antennas
inside-the-tram-at-all-times.
BARRY:
--Wonder-what-it'll-be-like?
ADAM:
--A-little-scary.
TOUR-GUIDE==
Welcome-to-Honex # # # # # # #

--What-do-you-think-he-makes?
BARRY:
--Not-enough.
TOUR-GUIDE:
Here-we-have-our-latest-advancement # # # # #

What's-the-difference?
TOUR-GUIDE:
You'll-be-happy-to-know-that-bees # # # #

BARRY:
You-ever-think-maybe-things
work-a-little-too-well-here?
ADAM:
Like-what?-Give-me-one-example.
(Barry-and-Adam-stop-walking-and-it-is-revealed-to-the-audience-that
hundreds-of-cars-are-speeding-by-and-narrowly-missing-them-in-perfect
unison)
BARRY:
I-don't-know.-But-you-know
what-I'm-talking-about.
ANNOUNCER:
Please-clear-the-gate.
Royal-Nectar-Force-on-approach.
BARRY:
Wait-a-second.-Check-it-out.
(The-Pollen-jocks-fly-in # # # # # #

LOU-LO-DUVA:
You-guys-did-great!
-:
You're-monsters!
You're-sky-freaks!
I-love-it!
(Punching-the-Pollen-Jocks-in-joy)
I-love-it!
ADAM:
--I-wonder-where-they-were.
BARRY:
--I-don't-know.
-:
Their-day's-not-planned.
-:
Outside-the-hive # #

ADAM==
Those-ladies?
Aren't-they-our-cousins-too?
BARRY:
Distant.-Distant.
POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
Look-at-these-two.
POLLEN-JOCK-#2:
--Couple-of-Hive-Harrys.
POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
--Let's-have-fun-with-them.
GIRL-BEE-#1:
It-must-be-dangerous
being-a-Pollen-Jock.
BARRY:
Yeah.-Once-a-bear-pinned-me
against-a-mushroom!
-:
He-had-a-paw-on-my-throat # # #

(The-pollen-jocks-walk-up-to-Barry-and-Adam # # # # # #

Hey # # # # # # # # # #

Janet # # #

BARRY:
--Today's-the-day.
ADAM:
Come-on!-All-the-good-jobs
will-be-gone.
BARRY:
Yeah # # # # # # #

ADAM:
--You-want-to-go-first?
BARRY:
--No # # # # #

ADAM:
Oh # # # # # # # # # # # # # #

You're-gonna-die!-You're-crazy!
(Barry-hangs-up)
Hello?
POLLEN-JOCK-#2:
Another-call-coming-in.
-:
If-anyone's-feeling-brave # # # # # # # #

and-as-you-all-know # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #

Hello!
POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
(To-Barry)You-ready-for-this # # # # # # # # # # # #

-:
I-feel-so-fast-and-free!
-:
Box-kite!
(Barry-flies-through-the-kite)
-:
Wow!
-:
Flowers!
(A-pollen-jock-puts-on-some-high-tech-goggles-that-shows-flowers-similar-to
heat-sink-goggles.)
POLLEN-JOCK:
This-is-Blue-Leader.
We-have-roses-visual.
-:
Bring-it-around-30-degrees-and-hold.
-:
Roses!
POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
30-degrees # # # #

(Barry-and-the-Pollen-jock-fly-over-the-field # # # # # # #

POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
This-is-the-coolest.-What-is-it?
POLLEN-JOCK-#2:
I-don't-know # # # # # #

BARRY==
Very-close.
-:
Gonna-hurt.
-:
Mama's-little-boy.
(Barry-is-being-hit-back-and-forth-by-two-humans-playing-tennis.-He-is
still-stuck-to-the-ball)
POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
You-are-way-out-of-position # # # #

Yowser!
(Barry-bounces-around-town-and-gets-stuck-in-the-engine-of-a-car.-He-flies
into-the-air-conditioner-and-sees-a-bug-that-was-frozen-in-there)
BARRY:
Ew # # # # # # #

the-ground # # # # # #

(Barry-keeps-trying-to-fly-out-the-window-but-he-keeps-being-knocked-back
because-the-window-is-closed)
Maybe-this-time.-This-time.-This-time.
This-time!-This-time!-This...
-:
Drapes!
(Barry-taps-the-glass.-He-doesn't-understand-what-it-is)
That-is-diabolical.
KEN:
It's-fantastic.-It's-got-all-my-special
skills # # # #

I-predicted-global-warming.
-:
I-could-feel-it-getting-hotter.
At-first-I-thought-it-was-just-me.
(Andy-dips-a-chip-into-the-bowl-and-scoops-up-some-dip-with-Barry-on-it-and
is-about-to-put-it-in-his-mouth)
-:
Wait!-Stop!-Bee!
(Andy-drops-the-chip-with-Barry-in-fear-and-backs-away.-All-the-humans
freak-out)
-:
Stand-back.-These-are-winter-boots.
(Ken-has-winter-boots-on-his-hands-and-he-is-about-to-smash-the-bee-but
Vanessa-saves-him-last-second)
VANESSA:
Wait!
-:
Don't-kill-him!
(Vanessa-puts-Barry-in-a-glass-to-protect-him)
KEN:
You-know-I'm-allergic-to-them!
This-thing-could-kill-me!
VANESSA:
Why-does-his-life-have
less-value-than-yours?
KEN:
Why-does-his-life-have-any-less-value
than-mine?-Is-that-your-statement?
VANESSA:
I'm-just-saying-all-life-has-value.-You
don't-know-what-he's-capable-of-feeling.
(Vanessa-picks-up-Ken's-brochure-and-puts-it-under-the-glass-so-she-can
carry-Barry-back-to-the-window.-Barry-looks-at-Vanessa-in-amazement)
KEN:

My-brochure!
VANESSA:
There-you-go # # # # #

VANESSA:
--Bye.
(Closes-door)
(Fast-forward-to-the-next-day # # #

-:
How-should-I-start-it?
(Barry-strikes-a-pose-and-wiggles-his-eyebrows)
'You-like-jazz?'
No # # # # # #

BARRY:
I-am.-And-I'm-not-supposed
to-be-doing-this #

Same-way-you-did # # # #

BARRY:
--Actually # # #

-:
BARRY==
He's-making-the-tie-in-the-cab
as-they're-flying-up-Madison.
-:
He-finally-gets-there.
-:
He-runs-up-the-steps-into-the-church.
The-wedding-is-on.
-:
And-he-says # # # # #

BARRY:
--You-do?
VANESSA:
--Sure.
-:
My-parents-wanted-me-to-be-a-lawyer-or
a-doctor # #

--It's-like-putting-a-hat-on-your-knee.
VANESSA:
--Maybe-I'll-try-that.
(A-custodian-installing-a-lightbulb-looks-over-at-them-but-to-his
perspective-it-looks-like-Vanessa-is-talking-to-a-cup-of-coffee-on-the
table)
CUSTODIAN:
--You-all-right # # # # # # #

-:
Or-not.
VANESSA:
OK # # # # # # # #

ADAM:
Humans!-I-can't-believe
you-were-with-humans!
-:
Giant # # # #

ADAM:
You-did?-Was-she-Bee-ish?
-:
--A-wasp?!-Your-parents-will-kill-you!
BARRY:
--No # # # # # # # # #

BARRY:
We're-not-dating.
ADAM:
You're-flying-outside-the-hive #

BARRY:
It's-bread-and-cinnamon-and-frosting.
ADAM:
Be-quiet!
BARRY:
They-heat-it-up...
ADAM:
Sit-down!
(Adam-forces-Barry-to-sit-down)
BARRY:
(Still-rambling-about-Cinnabons)
...really-hot!
(Adam-grabs-Barry-by-the-shoulders)
ADAM:
--Listen-to-me!
-:
We-are-not-them!-We're-us.
There's-us-and-there's-them!
BARRY==
Yes # #

Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!
(Flash-forward-in-time;-Barry-is-laying-on-a-raft-in-a-pool-full-of-honey.
He-is-wearing-sunglasses)
JANET:
There-he-is.-He's-in-the-pool.
MARTIN:
You-know-what-your-problem-is # # #

Barry # # # # #

JANET:
--I-told-you-not-to-yell-at-him.
-:
He-doesn't-respond-to-yelling!
MARTIN:
--Then-why-yell-at-me?
JANET:
--Because-you-don't-listen!
MARTIN:
I'm-not-listening-to-this.
BARRY:
Sorry # #

-:
Up-on-a-float # # # # # # # # # #

It's-usually-fatal-for-us.
VANESSA:
So-you-have-to-watch-your-temper
(They-walk-into-a-store)
BARRY:
Very-carefully.
You-kick-a-wall # # # # # #

VANESSA:
Yeah # # # # # #

You-don't-have
enough-food-of-your-own?!
(Hector-looks-back-and-notices-that-Vanessa-is-talking-to-Barry)
VANESSA:
--Well # # # # # #

And-it's-on-sale?!
I'm-getting-to-the-bottom-of-this.
-:
I'm-getting-to-the-bottom
of-all-of-this!
(Flash-forward-in-time;-Barry-paints-his-face-with-black-strikes-like-a
soldier-and-sneaks-into-the-storage-section-of-the-store)
(Two-men # # # # # #

Who's-your-supplier?
HECTOR:
I-don't-understand.
I-thought-we-were-friends.
-:
The-last-thing-we-want
to-do-is-upset-bees!
(Hector-takes-a-thumbtack-out-of-the-board-behind-him-and-sword-fights
Barry.-Barry-is-using-his-stinger-like-a-sword)
-:
You're-too-late!-It's-ours-now!
BARRY:
You # # # # #

-:
These-faces # # #

them-off)
BARRY:
--What-is-that?!
MOOSEBLOOD:
--Oh # # #

There-is-a-pause-and-then-Barry-and-the-water-bug-both-start-screaming)
TRUCK-DRIVER:
--You-hear-something?
GUY-IN-TRUCK:
--Like-what?
TRUCK-DRIVER:
Like-tiny-screaming.
GUY-IN-TRUCK:
Turn-off-the-radio.
(The-antenna-starts-to-lower-until-it-gets-to-low-and-sinks-into-the-truck.
The-water-bug-flies-off-and-Barry-is-forced-to-let-go-and-he-is-blown-away.
He-luckily-lands-inside-a-horn-on-top-of-the-truck-where-he-finds
Mooseblood # # # # #

--We're-all-jammed-in.
-:
It's-a-close-community.
MOOSEBLOOD:
Not-us # # # # # # # #

MOOSEBLOOD:
I-knew-I'd-catch-y'all-down-here.
Did-you-bring-your-crazy-straw?
(The-truck-goes-out-of-view-and-Barry-notices-that-the-truck-he's-on-is
pulling-into-a-camp-of-some-sort)
TRUCK-DRIVER:
We-throw-it-in-jars # # # # #

BEEKEEPER-#2:
They-make-the-honey # # # # #

Bee-honey.
-:
Our-honey-is-being-brazenly-stolen
on-a-massive-scale!
-:
This-is-worse-than-anything-bears
have-done!-I-intend-to-do-something.
(Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-is-showing-these-pictures-to-his-parents)
JANET:
Oh # #

BARRY:
We-do-not.
ADAM:
--You-wish-you-could.
MARTIN:
--Whose-side-are-you-on?
BARRY:
The-bees!
UNCLE-CARL:
(He-has-been-sitting-in-the-back-of-the-room-this-entire-time)
I-dated-a-cricket-once-in-San-Antonio.
Those-crazy-legs-kept-me-up-all-night.
JANET:
Barry # #

ADAM:
Even-if-it's-true # # #

--And-I'm-Jeanette-Chung.
BOB-BUMBLE:
A-tri-county-bee # # # # # # # # #

-:
We-were-thinking
of-stickball-or-candy-stores.
BARRY:
How-old-are-you?
BEE-LARRY-KING:
The-bee-community
is-supporting-you-in-this-case # # # # # # # #

KEN:
In-tennis # # # # # # # # #

Listen # # #

Those-are-great # # # # # # # #

a-crowd-outside-a-courthouse)
NEWS-REPORTER:
It's-an-incredible-scene
here-in-downtown-Manhattan # # # # # # # # #

(To-Honey-Industry-lawyers)
You-boys-work-on-this?
MAN:
All-rise!-The-Honorable
Judge-Bumbleton-presiding.
JUDGE-BUMBLETON:
All-right.-Case-number-4475 # # # # # # # # #

Born-on-a-farm # # #

BARRY:
Ladies-and-gentlemen # # # # # # #

of-Honey-Farms # # # #

-:
Yogi-Bear # # # # # # #

No # # # # # #

that's-ready-to-blow.
RAY-LIOTTA:
I-enjoy-what-I-do.-Is-that-a-crime?
BARRY:
Not-yet-it-isn't.-But-is-this
what-it's-come-to-for-you?
-:
Exploiting-tiny # # # # #

--Mr.-Liotta # # # # # # # #

I-didn't-want-all-this-to-go-to-waste # # # # # # # #

KEN:
Do-we?
BARRY:
Bees-have-100-percent-employment # # # # #

(Backing-away)
--What's-that?
KEN:
--Italian-Vogue.
BARRY:
Mamma-mia # # # # #

(Barry-gets-up-out-of-a-pile-of-bathroom-supplies-and-he-is-wearing-a
chapstick-hat)
BARRY:
Ken # # # # # #

You-know # # # # # #

KEN:
I-know-it's-got
an-aftertaste!-I-LIKE-IT!
(Ken-leaves-for-the-last-time)
VANESSA:
I-always-felt-there-was-some-kind
of-barrier-between-Ken-and-me.
-:
I-couldn't-overcome-it.
Oh # # # # #

--You-got-the-tweezers?
LAWYER:
--Are-you-allergic?
MONTGOMERY:
Only-to-losing # # # # # # # # #

MONTGOMERY:
Oh # # # #

-:
Order # # # #

-:
Look # # #

ADAM:
Oh # #

Mr.-Flayman.
ADAM:
Yes?-Yes # # # # # # #

of-this-entire-case!
JUDGE-BUMBLETON:
Mr.-Flayman # # # #

and-cough)
(Dozens-of-reporters-start-taking-pictures-of-the-suffering-bees)
BARRY:
Look-at-what-has-happened
-:
to-bees-who-have-never-been-asked # # #

BARRY:
Vanessa # # # # #

(Barry-flies-outside-with-the-paparazzi-and-Adam-and-Vanessa-stay-back)
ADAM:
(To-Vanessa)
--What-if-Montgomery's-right?
Vanessa:
--What-do-you-mean?
ADAM:
We've-been-living-the-bee-way
a-long-time # # # # #

Wait-for-my-signal.
-:
Take-him-out.
(Winnie-gets-hit-by-a-tranquilizer-dart-and-dramatically-falls-off-the-log
he-was-standing-on # # #

(Tons-of-honey-is-being-pumped-into-the-hive's-storage)
BEE-WORKER-1#:
(Honey-overflows-from-the-cup)
Mr.-Buzzwell # # # # #

(We-get-a-time-lapse-of-Central-Park-slowly-wilting-away-as-the-bees-all
relax)
BARRY:
Adam # # # #

And-now...
-:
Now-I-can't.
(Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-is-talking-to-Vanessa)
BARRY:
I-don't-understand
why-they're-not-happy.
-:
I-thought-their-lives-would-be-better!
-:
They're-doing-nothing.-It's-amazing.
Honey-really-changes-people.
VANESSA:
You-don't-have-any-idea
what's-going-on # # # # # #

They're-all-wilting.
VANESSA:
Doesn't-look-very-good # # # # # # # # # # # # #

They've-moved-it-to-this-weekend
because-all-the-flowers-are-dying.
-:
It's-the-last-chance
I'll-ever-have-to-see-it.
BARRY:
Vanessa # # # #

VANESSA:
I-know.
That's-why-this-is-the-last-parade.
BARRY:
Maybe-not.
Could-you-ask-him-to-slow-down?
VANESSA:
Could-you-slow-down?
(The-taxi-driver-screeches-to-a-stop-and-Barry-keeps-flying-forward)
-:
Barry!
(Barry-flies-back-to-the-window)
BARRY:
OK # # # # #

BARRY:
All-right # # # # # #

(Flash-forward-in-time.-Vanessa-is-about-to-board-a-plane-which-has-all-the
Roses-on-board.
VANESSA:
Vanessa-Bloome # # # # #

It-goes-under-the-mattresses.
GUARD:
--Not-in-this-fairy-tale # # #

SECURITY-GUARD:
Would-you-remove-your-shoes?
(To-Barry)
--Remove-your-stinger.
BARRY:
--It's-part-of-me.
SECURITY-GUARD:
I-know.-Just-having-some-fun.
Enjoy-your-flight.
(Barry-plotting-with-Vanessa)
BARRY:
Then-if-we're-lucky # # # #

I-gotta-get-up-there
and-talk-to-them.
VANESSA==
Be-careful.
(Barry-flies-right-outside-the-cockpit-door)
BARRY:
Can-I-get-help
with-the-Sky-Mall-magazine?
I'd-like-to-order-the-talking
inflatable-nose-and-ear-hair-trimmer.
(The-flight-attendant-opens-the-door-and-walks-out-and-Barry-flies-into-the
cockpit-unseen)
BARRY:
Captain # # # # #

HAL:
(Hal-doesn't-know-Barry-is-on-his-head)
--Who's-an-attorney?
CAPTAIN-SCOTT:
Don't-move.
(Scott-hits-Hal-in-the-face-with-the-vacuum-in-an-attempt-to-hit-Barry.-Hal
is-knocked-out-and-he-falls-on-the-life-raft-button-which-launches-an
infalatable-boat-into-Scott # # # # # # # # #

--No!
-:
No-one's-flying-the-plane!
BUD-DITCHWATER:
(Through-radio-on-plane)
This-is-JFK-control-tower # # # # # #

VANESSA:
I-can't-fly-a-plane.
BARRY:
--Why-not?-Isn't-John-Travolta-a-pilot?
VANESSA:
--Yes.
BARRY:
How-hard-could-it-be?
(Vanessa-sits-down-and-flies-for-a-little-bit-but-we-see-lightning-clouds
outside-the-window)
VANESSA:
Wait # # # # # # #

REPORTER:
(Talking-with-Bob-Bumble)
We-have-a-storm-in-the-area
and-two-individuals-at-the-controls
-:
with-absolutely-no-flight-experience.
BOB-BUMBLE:
Just-a-minute.
There's-a-bee-on-that-plane.
BUD:
I'm-quite-familiar-with-Mr.-Benson
and-his-no-account-compadres.
-:
They've-done-enough-damage.
REPORTER:
But-isn't-he-your-only-hope?
BUD:
Technically #

BEE-NEWS-CREW:
--Stand-by.
BEE-NEWS-CREW:
--We're-going-live!
BARRY:
(Through-radio-on-TV)
...The-way-we-work-may-be-a-mystery-to-you.
-:
Making-honey-takes-a-lot-of-bees
doing-a-lot-of-small-jobs.
-:
But-let-me-tell-you-about-a-small-job.
-:
If-you-do-it-well # #

Left # # # # # # # #

VANESSA:
Don't-have-to-yell.
BARRY:
I'm-not-yelling!
We're-in-a-lot-of-trouble.
VANESSA:
It's-very-hard-to-concentrate
with-that-panicky-tone-in-your-voice!
BARRY:
It's-not-a-tone.-I'm-panicking!
VANESSA:
I-can't-do-this!
(Barry-slaps-Vanessa)
BARRY:
Vanessa #

VANESSA:
--You-snap-out-of-it!
BARRY:
--You-snap-out-of-it!
VANESSA:
--Hold-it!
BARRY:
--Why?-Come-on # # #

on-the-blacktop.
BARRY:
Where?-I-can't-see-anything.-Can-you?
VANESSA:
No # # #

(It-is-revealed-that-all-the-bees-are-organized-into-a-giant-pulsating
flower-formation)
BEES:
Thinking-bee!
Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!
BARRY:
--Vanessa # # #

BARRY:
That's-a-fat-guy-in-a-flowered-shirt.
I-mean-the-giant-pulsating-flower
made-of-millions-of-bees!
(The-plane-hovers-over-the-bee-flower)
-:
Pull-forward.-Nose-down.-Tail-up.
-:
Rotate-around-it.
VANESSA:
--This-is-insane # # # # #

BARRY:
--Yes!
(Vanessa-is-about-to-high-five-Barry)
No-high-five!
VANESSA:
--Right.
ADAM:
Barry # # # #

-:
Are-we-going-to-be-bees # # #

to-make-a-call # # # # #

MOOSEBLOOD:
Ma'am # # # # # # # # #

--Sure-is.
BARRY:
Between-you-and-me # # # # # #
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#how-could-they #how-much-honey-is-out-there #huge-engines #huh #if-it's-done-well #if-it-isn't-the-bee-team #if-you're-three #if-you-look #in-a-tuna-sandwich #including-Hector #inspector-number-seven #isn't-it #it's-OK.-It's-fine #it's-all-me #it's-completely-closed-down #it's-interesting #it's-my-turn #it's-no-trouble #it's-the-hottest-thing #it-is #it-kind-of-is #it-makes-a-big-difference #it-was.-How-did-you-know #it-worked #jealousy #jocks #kid #killing-it.-They-both-gasp-but #ladies #launch-positions #legally #let's-drop-this-tin-can #let's-get #let-alone-a-bee #let-me-tell-you-about-stirring #like-on-TV #lint-coordinator #little-guy #live #loaded-with-people #lordy #lust #ma'am #ma'am.-Nice-brooch #making-balloon-animals #man.-We-on-our-own #me #me-too #means-a-lot #more #more-honey-for-us #more-nectar #my #my-friend #my-friend.-Thinking-bee #my-goodness!-Are-you-OK #my.-What's-available #newspapers-and-boots.-He-lifts-a-thumbs-up-but #next-week #no #no!-You're-dating-a-human-florist #no-yogurt-night #no.-More-humans.-I-don't-need-this #no.-Oh #no.-That's-a-bee-law #not-a-wasp #not-for-the-reason-you-think #not-knowing-Barry-is-stick #not-nothing #nothing.-It's-all-cloudy #now's-the-time #now.-That's-it #of-course #one's-in-a-boat #one-place-where-it-matters #or-is-this-plane #or-it's-gonna-be-all-over #or-just #out-this-week-on-Hexagon #passengers #people #plant #please #please-sit-down #pointless-pollination #pointy-shoulders #pollen #pollinate-flowers-and-dress-like-this #pourer #pouring #pull-the-chute #pull-yourself-together #pulling-me #quite-a-bit-of-pomp #quotes-on-the-bottom-from-the #rather-it-is #revealing-a-Water-bug-hiding-under-it) #right #roger.-Bringing-it-around #rookie #safe.) #scary-humans #scent-adjusted-and-bubble-contoured #schools #scramble #semi-automatic #she-believed #shocked) #shooting-tubes-that #shutting-down-the-honey-making-machines.-This-is-the-first-time #sir #sir!-Our-first-day!-We-are-ready #size #slap-a-label-on-it #sleeping-in #smack #smelly #so-I-called-Barry.-Luckily #so-what-if-humans #son #son.-Only-to-losing #splashing #sprinkle-it #squinty-eyes #stay-with-me #still-stuck-to-the-ball) #still-trying-to-spray-Barry) #sting-someone #stirrer #stirring #stop #stop-flying-in-the-house #stripe-supervisor #stunt-bee #sure #surrounded #sweet.-That's-the-one-you-want #sweetheart #take-a-walk #talking #thank-you-for-being-here #that #that's-a-lot-of-pages #that's-enough.-Take-him-away #that's-every-florist's-dream #that's-no-good #that-affects #that-honey's-ours #that-was-lucky #the-Krelman #the-Krelman-just-closed-out #the-hive's-only #the-more-I-think-about-it #the-pollen-jock-sprinkles #the-roses-have-the-pollen #the-stirrer #then-he'll-be-fine #then #there's #there's-a-Korean-deli-on-83rd #there's-a-lot-of-choices #there's-no-stopping-us #there's-no-trickery-here #there-are #there-is #these-are-cut-flowers #they're #they-all-need-bees #they-are #they-are-waiting-to-see-if-a-Bee-can-really-talk) #they-check-in #they-have-a-Larry-King #they-have-the-roses #they-never-knew #they-pretend-that-Barry-and #they-provide-beekeepers #they-won't-be-able #this #this-has-been-great #this-is-Captain-Scott #this-is-nothing-more #this-is-our-moment!-What-do-you-say #this-is-so-hard #this-is-what-you-want #those-are-Pollen-Jocks #those-just-get-me-psychotic #three-days-high-school #to-everyone #to-the-audience-are #today-we-are-men #trapping-Barry-inside) #vegetables #very-Jewish #wasn't-it #watch-your-brooms #we'd-cry-with-what-we-have-to-deal-with #we'd-never-sue-humans #we'll-demand-a-complete-shutdown #we'll-have #we're-all-cousins #we're-ready-to-proceed #we've-got-the-sunflower-patch #we-constantly-strive #we-did-it #we-don't-make-very-good-time #we-have-to.-I-lost-a-cousin-to-Italian-Vogue #we-just-passed-three-cups #we-just-pick-the-right-float #we-won #well #what #what-are-you-doing #what-are-you-gonna-do #what-can-one-bee-do #what-happened #whatever #which-drive-away) #which-opens-the-button-which #who-are-each #who-are-you-wearing #who-gets-knocked-out-and-falls-to-the-floor #who-is-jogging) #who-run-legitimate-businesses #who-was-blown-into-the-same-place) #why-is #will-be-lunch #with-a-Southern-accent) #with-no-one-around #with-the-eight-legs-and-all #woman #would-you-talk-to-him #yeah #yeah.-Fine #yes #you're-a-bee #you're-on #you're-ready-for-the-tub #you're-representing #you've #you-are-so-funny-sometimes #you-attack #you-better-go #you-copy-me-with-the-wings-of-the-plane #you-creep #you-die #you-do-that #you-fool #you-go #you-haven't.-And-so-here #you-in-trouble #you-know #you-know-I've-just-about-had-it #you-not-only-take-everything-we-have #you-step-on-me #you-striped-stem-suckers #you-surprised-me #you-want-rum-cake #you-wouldn't-believe #your-opening-statement #your-son's-not-sure #your-turn #Scripts.com Bee-Movie By-Jerry-Seinfeld NARRATOR: (Black-screen-with-text;-The-sound-of-buzzing-bees-can-be-heard) According-to-all-known-laws of-aviation # there-is-no-way-a-bee should-be-able-to-fly. -: Its-wings-are-too-small-to-get its-fat-little-body-off-the-ground. -: The-bee #flies-anyway -: because-bees-don't-care what-humans-think-is-impossible. BARRY-BENSON: (Barry-is-picking-out-a-shirt) Yellow #black. Yellow #black. -: Ooh #black-and-yellow! Let's-shake-it-up-a-little. JANET-BENSON: Barry!-Breakfast-is-ready! BARRY: Coming! -: Hang-on-a-second. (Barry-uses-his-antenna-like-a-phone) -: Hello? ADAM-FLAYMAN: (Through-phone) --Barry? BARRY: --Adam? ADAM: --Can-you-believe-this- #son. -: A-perfect-report-card #all-B's. JANET: Very-proud. (Rubs-Barry's-hair) BARRY= Ma!-I-got-a-thing-going-here. JANET: --You-got-lint-on-your-fuzz. BARRY: --Ow!-That's-me! JANET: --Wave-to-us!-We'll-be-in-row-118 #000. --Bye! (Barry-flies-out-the-door) JANET: Barry #stop-flying-in-the-house! (Barry-drives-through-the-hive #and-is-waved-at-by-Adam-who-is-reading-a newspaper) BARRY== --Hey #Adam. ADAM: --Hey #Barry. (Adam-gets-in-Barry's-car) -: --Is-that-fuzz-gel? BARRY: --A-little.-Special-day #graduation. ADAM: Never-thought-I'd-make-it. (Barry-pulls-away-from-the-house-and-continues-driving) BARRY: Three-days-grade-school #three-days-high-school... ADAM: Those-were-awkward. BARRY: Three-days-college.-I'm-glad-I-took a-day-and-hitchhiked-around-the-hive. ADAM== You-did-come-back-different. (Barry-and-Adam-pass-by-Artie #who-is-jogging) ARTIE: --Hi #Barry! BARRY: --Artie #growing-a-mustache?-Looks-good. ADAM: --Hear-about-Frankie? BARRY: --Yeah. ADAM== --You-going-to-the-funeral? BARRY: --No #I'm-not-going-to-his-funeral. -: Everybody-knows #you-die. -: Don't-waste-it-on-a-squirrel. Such-a-hothead. ADAM: I-guess-he-could-have just-gotten-out-of-the-way. (The-car-does-a-barrel-roll-on-the-loop-shaped-bridge-and-lands-on-the highway) -: I-love-this-incorporating an-amusement-park-into-our-regul #quite-a-bit-of-pomp... under-the-circumstances. (Barry-and-Adam-sit-down-and-put-on-their-hats) -: --Well #today-we-are-men. ADAM: --We-are! BARRY= --Bee-men. =ADAM= --Amen! BARRY-AND-ADAM: Hallelujah! (Barry-and-Adam-both-have-a-happy-spasm) ANNOUNCER: Students # please-welcome-Dean-Buzzwell. DEAN-BUZZWELL: Welcome #New-Hive-Oity graduating-class-of... -: ...9: -: That-concludes-our-ceremonies. -: And-begins-your-career at-Honex-Industries! ADAM: Will-we-pick-our-job-today? (Adam-and-Barry-get-into-a-tour-bus) BARRY= I-heard-it's-just-orientation. (Tour-buses-rise-ou #a-division-of-Honesco -: and-a-part-of-the-Hexagon-Group. Barry: This-is-it! BARRY-AND-ADAM: Wow. BARRY: Wow. (The-bus-drives-down-a-road-an-on-either-side-are-the-Bee's-massive complicated-Honey-making-machines) TOUR-GUIDE: We-know-that-you #have-worked-your-whole-life -: to-get-to-the-point-where-you can-work-for-your-whole-life. -: Honey-begins-when-our-valiant-Pollen Jocks-bring-the-nectar-to-the-hive. -: Our-top-secret-formula -: is-automatically-color-corrected #scent-adjusted-and-bubble-contoured -: into-this-soothing-sweet-syrup -: with-its-distinctive golden-glow-you-know-as... EVERYONE-ON-BUS: Honey! (The-guide-has-been-collecting-honey-into-a-bottle-and-she-throws-it-into the-crowd-on-the-bus-and-it-is-caugh #we're-all-cousins. ADAM: --Right.-You're-right. TOUR-GUIDE: --At-Honex #we-constantly-strive -: to-improve-every-aspect of-bee-existence. -: These-bees-are-stress-testing a-new-helmet-technology. (The-bus-passes-by-a-Bee-wearing-a-helmet-who-is-being-smashed-into-the ground-with-fly-swatters #newspapers-and-boots.-He-lifts-a-thumbs-up-but you-can-hear-him-groan) -: ADAM== --What-do-you-think-he-makes? BARRY: --Not-enough. TOUR-GUIDE: Here-we-have-our-latest-advancement #the-Krelman. (They-pass-by-a-turning-wheel-with-Bees-standing-on-pegs #who-are-each wearing-a-finger-shaped-hat) Barry: --Wow #What-does-that-do? TOUR-GUIDE: --Catches-that-little-strand-of-honey -: that-hangs-after-you-pour-it. Saves-us-millions. ADAM: (Intrigued) Can-anyone-work-on-the-Krelman? TOUR-GUIDE: Of-course.-Most-bee-jobs-are small-ones. But-bees-know-that-every-small- #means-a-lot. -: But-choose-carefully -: because-you'll-stay-in-the-job you-pick-for-the-rest-of-your-life. (Everyone-claps-except-for-Barry) BARRY: The-same-job-the-rest-of-your-life? I-didn't-know-that. ADAM: What's-the-difference? TOUR-GUIDE: You'll-be #haven't-had-one-day-off -: in-27-million-years. BARRY: (Upset) So-you'll-just-work-us-to-death? -: We'll-sure-try. (Everyone-on-the-bus-laughs-except-Barry.-Barry-and-Adam-are-walking-back home-together) ADAM: Wow!-That-blew-my-mind! BARRY: 'What's-the-di #how-could-they never-have-told-us-that? ADAM: Why-would-you-question-anything? We're-bees. -: We're-the-most-perfectly functioning-society-on-Earth. BARRY: You-ever-think-maybe-things work-a-little-too-well-here? ADAM: Like-what?-Give-me-one-example. (Ba #circle-around-and-landing-in-line) -: --Hey #those-are-Pollen-Jocks! ADAM: --Wow. -: I've-never-seen-them-this-close. BARRY: They-know-what-it's-like outside-the-hive. ADAM: Yeah #but-some-don't-come-back. GIRL-BEES: --Hey #Jocks! --Hi #Jocks! (The-Pollen-Jocks-hook-up-their-backpacks-to-machines-that-pump-the-nectar to-trucks #which-drive-away) LOU-LO-DUVA: You-guys-did-great! -: You're-monsters! You're-sky-freaks! I-love-it! (Punching-the-Pollen-Jocks-in-joy) I-love-it! ADAM: --I-wonder-where-they-were. BARRY: --I-don't-know. -: Their-day's-not-planned. -: Outside-the-hive #flying-who-knows where #doing-who-knows-what. -: You-can't-just-decide-to-be-a-Pollen Jock.-You-have-to-be-bred-for-that. ADAM== Right. (Barry-and-Adam-are-covered-in-some-pollen-that-floated-off-of-the-Pollen Jocks) BARRY: Look-at-that.-That's-more-pollen than-you-and-I-will-se #he-was-slapping-me! (Slaps-Adam-with-his-hand-to-represent-his-scenario) GIRL-BEE-#2: --Oh #my! BARRY: --I-never-thought-I'd-knock-him-out. GIRL-BEE-#1: (Looking-at-Adam) What-were-you-doing-during-this? ADAM: Obviously-I-was-trying-to-alert-the-authorities. BARRY: I-can-autograph-that. (The-pollen-jocks-walk-up-to-Barry-and-Adam #they-pretend-that-Barry-and Adam-really-are-pollen-jocks.) POLLEN-JOCK-#1: A-little-gusty-out-there-today #comrades? BARRY: Yeah.-Gusty. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: We're-hitting-a-sunflower-patch six-miles-from-here-tomorrow. BARRY: --Six-miles #huh? ADAM: --Barry! POLLEN-JOCK-#2: A-puddle-jump-for-us #but-maybe-you're-not-up-for-it. BARRY: --Maybe-I-am. ADAM: --You-are-not! POLLEN-JOCK-#1: We're-going-0900-at-J-Gate. -: What-do-you-think #buzzy-boy? Are-you-bee-enough? BARRY: I-might-be.-It-all-depends on-what-0900-means. (The-scene-cuts-to-Barry-looking-out-on-the-hive-city-from-his-balcony-at night) MARTIN: Hey #Honex! BARRY: Dad #you-surprised-me. MARTIN: You-decide-what-you're-interested-in? BARRY: --Well #there's-a-lot-of-choices. --But-you-only-get-one. -: Do-you-ever-get-bored doing-the-same-job-every-day? MARTIN: Son #let-me-tell-you-about-stirring. -: You-grab-that-stick #and-you-just move-it-around #and-you-stir-it-around. -: You-get-yourself-into-a-rhythm. It's-a-beautiful-thing. BARRY: You-know # maybe-the-honey-field just-isn't-right-for-me. MARTIN: You-were-thinking-of-what #making-balloon-animals? -: That's-a-bad-job for-a-guy-with-a-stinger. -: Janet #your-son's-not-sure he-wants-to-go-into-honey! JANET: --Barry #you-are-so-funny-sometimes. BARRY: --I'm-not-trying-to-be-funny. MARTIN: You're-not-funny!-You're-going into-honey.-Our-son #the-stirrer! JANET: --You're-gonna-be-a-stirrer? BARRY: --No-one's-listening-to-me! MARTIN: Wait-till-you-see-the-sticks-I-have. BARRY: I-could-say-anything-right-now. I'm-gonna-get-an-ant-tattoo! (Barry's-parents-don't-listen-to-him-and-continue-to-rambl #right. JOB-LISTER: Pollen-counting #hair-removal... BEE-IN-FRONT-OF-LINE: --Is-it-still-available? JOB-LISTER: --Hang-on.-Two-left! -: One-of-them's-yours!-Congratulations! Step-to-the-side. ADAM: --What'd-you-get? BEE-IN-FRONT-OF-LINE: --Picking-crud-out.-Stellar! (He-walks-away) ADAM: Wow #sir!-Our-first-day!-We-are-ready! JOB-LISTER: Make-your-choice. (Adam-and-Barry-look-up-at-the-job-board.-There-are-hundreds-of-constantly changing-panels-that-contain-available-or-unavailable-jobs.-It-looks-very confusing) ADAM: --You-want-to-go-first? #you-go. ADAM: Oh #my.-What's-available? JOB-LISTER: Restroom-attendant's-open #not-for-the-reason-you-think. ADAM: --Any-chance-of-getting-the-Krelman? JOB-LISTER: --Sure #you're-on. (Puts-the-Krelman-finger-hat-on-Adam's-head) (Suddenly-the-sign-for-Krelman-closes-out) -: I'm-sorry #the-Krelman-just-closed-out. (Takes-Adam's-hat-off) Wax-monkey's-always-open. ADAM: The-Krelman-opened-up-again. -: What-happened? JOB-LISTER: A-bee-died.-Makes-an-opening.-See? He's-dead.-Another-dead-one. -: Deady.-Deadified.-Two-more-dead. -: Dead-from #this-is-so-hard! (Barry-remembers-what-the-Pollen-Jock-offered-him-and-he-flies-off) Heating # humming # mite-wrangler.-Barry #what do-you-think-I-should...-Barry? (Adam-turns-around-and-sees-Barry-flying-away) -: Barry! POLLEN-JOCK: All-right #we've-got-the-sunflower-patch in-quadrant-nine... ADAM: (Through-phone) What-happened-to-you? Where-are-you? BARRY: --I'm-going-out. ADAM: --Out?-Out-where? BARRY: --Out-there. ADAM: --Oh #no! BARRY: I-have-to #before-I-go to-work-for-the-rest-of-my-life. ADAM: You're-gonna-die!-You're-crazy! (Barry-hangs-up) Hello? POLLEN-JOCK-#2: Another-call-coming-in. -: If-anyone's-feeling-brave #there's-a-Korean-deli-on-83rd -: that-gets-their-roses-today. BARRY: Hey #guys. POLLEN-JOCK-#1-== --Look-at-that. POLLEN-JOCK-#2: --Isn't-that-the-kid-we-saw-yesterday? LOU-LO-DUVA: Hold-it #flight-deck's-restricted. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: It's-OK #Lou.-We're-gonna-take-him-up. (Puts-hand-on-Barry's-shoulder) LOU-LO-DUVA: (To-Barry)-Really?-Feeling-lucky #are-you? BEE-WITH-CLIPBOARD: (To-Barry)-Sign-here #here.-Just-initial-that. -: --Thank-you. LOU-LO-DUVA: --OK. -: You-got-a-rain-advisory-today # and-as-you-all-know #bees-cannot-fly-in-rain. -: So-be-careful.-As-always # hockey-sticks #bears-and-bats. -: Also #I-got-a-couple-of-reports of-root-beer-being-poured-on-us. -: Murphy's-in-a-home-because-of-it #babbling-like-a-cicada! BARRY: --That's-awful. LOU-LO-DUVA: (Still-talking-through-megaphone) --And-a-reminder-for-you-rookies # bee-law-number-one #absolutely-no-talking-to-humans! -: All-right #launch-positions! POLLEN-JOCKS: (The-Pollen-Jocks-run-into-formation) -: Buzz #buzz! LOU-LU-DUVA: Black-and-yellow! POLLEN-JOCKS: Hello! POLLEN-JOCK-#1: (To-Barry)You-ready-for-this #hot-shot? BARRY: Yeah.-Yeah #bring-it-on. POLLEN-JOCK's: Wind #check. -: --Antennae #check. --Nectar-pack #check. -: --Wings #check. --Stinger #check. BARRY: Scared-out-of-my-shorts #check. LOU-LO-DUVA: OK # let's-move-it-out! -: Pound-those-petunias #you-striped-stem-suckers! -: All-of-you #drain-those-flowers! (The-pollen-jocks-fly-out-of-the-hive) BARRY: Wow!-I'm-out! -: I-can't-believe-I'm-out! -: So-blue. -: I-feel-so-fast-and-free! -: Box-kite! (Barry-flies-through-the-kite) -: Wow! -: Flowers! (A-pollen-jock-puts-on-some-high-tech-gog #roger.-Bringing-it-around. -: Stand-to-the-side #kid. It's-got-a-bit-of-a-kick. (The-pollen-jock-fires-a-high-tech-gun-at-the-flower #shooting-tubes-that suck-up-the-nectar-from-the-flower-and-collects-it-into-a-pouch-on-the-gun) BARRY: That-is-one-nectar-collector! POLLEN-JOCK-#1== --Ever-see-pollination-up-close? BARRY: --No #sir. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: (Barry-and-the-Pollen-jock-fly-over-the-field #the-pollen-jock-sprinkles pollen-as-he-goes) -: I-pick-up-some-pollen-here #sprinkle-it over-here.-Maybe-a-dash-over-there # a-pinch-on-that-one. See-that?-It's-a-little-bit-of-magic. BARRY: That's-amazing.-Why-do-we-do-that? POLLEN-JOCK-#1: That's-pollen-power.-More-pollen #more flowers #more-honey-for-us. BARRY: Cool. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: I'm-picking-up-a-lot-of-bright-yellow. could-be-daisies.-Don't-we-need-those? POLLEN-JOCK-#2: Copy-that-visual. -: Wait.-One-of-these-flowers seems-to-be-on-the-move. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: Say-again?-You're-report #to-the-audience-are obviously-just-tennis-balls) KEN: (In-the-distance)-That-was-on-the-line! POLLEN-JOCK-#1: This-is-the-coolest.-What-is-it? POLLEN-JOCK-#2: I-don't-know #but-I'm-loving-this-color. -: It-smells-good. Not-like-a-flower #but-I-like-it. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: Yeah #fuzzy. (Sticks-his-hand-on-the-ball-but-it-gets-stuck) POLLEN-JOCK-#3== Chemical-y. (The-pollen-jock-finally-gets-his-hand-free-from-the-tennis-ball) POLLEN-JOCK-#1: Careful #guys.-It's-a-little-grabby. (The-pollen-jocks-turn-around-and-see-Barry-lying-his-entire-body-on-top-of one-of-the-tennis-balls) POLLEN-JOCK-#2: My-sweet-lord-of-bees! POLLEN-JOCK-#3: Candy-brain #get-off-there! POLLEN-JOCK-#1: (Pointing-upwards) Problem! (A-human-hand-reaches-down-and-grabs-the-tennis-ball-that-Barry-is-stuck to) BARRY: --Guys! POLLEN-JOCK-#2: --This-could-be-bad. POLLEN-JOCK-#3: Affirmative. (Vanessa-Bloome-starts-bouncing-the-te #not-knowing-Barry-is-stick to-it) BARRY== Very-close. -: Gonna-hurt. -: Mama's-little-boy. (Barry-is-being-hit-back-and-forth-by-two-humans-playing-tennis.-He-is still-stuck-to-the-ball) POLLEN-JOCK-#1: You-are-way-out-of-position #rookie! KEN: Coming-in-at-you-like-a-MISSILE! (Barry-flies-past-the-pollen-jocks #still-stuck-to-the-ball) BARRY: (In-slow-motion) Help-me! POLLEN-JOCK-#2: I-don't-think-these-are-flowers. POLLEN-JOCK-#3: --Should-we-tell-him? POLLEN-JOCK-#1: --I-think-he-knows. BARRY: What-is-this?! KEN: Match-point! -: You-can-start-packing-up #because-you're-about-to-EAT-IT! (A-pollen-jock-coughs-which-confused-Ken-and-he-hits-the-ball-the-wrong-way with-Barry-stuck-to-it-and-it-goes-flying-into-the-city) BARRY: Yowser! (Barry-bounces-around-town-and-gets-stuck-in-the-engine-of-a-car.-He-flies #gross. (The-man-driving-the-car-turns-on-the-air-conditioner-which-blows-Barry into-the-car) GIRL-IN-CAR: There's-a-bee-in-the-car! -: --Do-something! DAD-DRIVING-CAR: --I'm-driving! BABY-GIRL: (Waving-at-Barry) --Hi #bee. (Barry-smiles-and-waves-at-the-baby-girl) GUY-IN-BACK-OF-CAR: --He's-back-here! -: He's-going-to-sting-me! GIRL-IN-CAR: Nobody-move.-If-you-don't-move #he-won't-sting-you.-Freeze! (Barry-freezes-as-well #hovering-in-the-middle-of-the-car) -: GRANDMA-IN-CAR== He-blinked! (The-grandma-whips-out-some-bee-spray-and-sprays-everywhere-in-the-car #still-trying-to-spray-Barry) GIRL-IN-CAR: Spray-him #Granny! DAD-DRIVING-THE-CAR: What-are-you-doing?! (Barry-escapes-the-car-through-the-air-conditioner-and-is-flying-high-above the-ground #safe.) BARRY: Wow...-the-tension-level out-here-is-unbelievable. (Barry-sees-that-storm-clouds-are-gathering-and-he-can-see-rain-clouds moving-into-this-direction) -: I-gotta-get-home. -: Can't-fly-in-rain. -: Can't-fly-in-rain. (A-rain-drop-hits-Barry-an #and-he-crash-lands-on-a plant-inside-an-apartment-near-the-window) VANESSA-BLOOME: Ken #could-you-close the-window-please? KEN== Hey #check-out-my-new-resume. I-made-it-into-a-fold-out-brochure. -: You-see? (Folds-brochure-resume-out) Folds-out. (Ken-closes-the-window #trapping-Barry-inside) BARRY: Oh #no.-More-humans.-I-don't-need-this. (Barry-tries-to-fly-away-but-smashes-into-the-window-and-falls-again) -: What-was-that? (Barry-keeps-trying-to-fly-out-the-window-but-he-keeps-being-knocked-back because-the-window-is-closed) Maybe-this-time.-This-time #even-my-top-ten-favorite-movies. ANDY: What's-number-one?-Star-Wars? KEN: Nah #I-don't-go-for-that... (Ken-makes-finger-guns-and-makes-'pew-pew-pew'-sounds-and-then-stops) -: ...kind-of-stuff. BARRY: No-wonder-we-shouldn't-talk-to-them. They're-out-of-their-minds. KEN: When-I-leave-a-job-interview #they're flabbergasted #can't-believe-what-I-say. BARRY: (Looking-at-the-light-on-the-ceiling) There's-the-sun.-Maybe-that's-a-way-out. (Starts-flying-towards-the-lightbulb) -: I-don't-remember-the-sun having-a-big-75-on-it. (Barry-hits-the-lightbulb-and-falls-into-the-dip-on-th #little-guy. (Vanessa-opens-the-window-and-lets-Barry-out-but-Barry-stays-back-and-is still-shocked-that-a-human-saved-his-life) KEN: I'm-not-scared-of-him. It's-an-allergic-thing. VANESSA: Put-that-on-your-resume-brochure. KEN: My-whole-face-could-puff-up #Vanessa.-Thanks. -: --Vanessa #next-week?-Yogurt-night? VANESSA: --Sure #whatever. -: (Vanessa-tries-to-close-door) KEN== --You-could-put-carob-chips-on-there. VANESSA: --Bye. (Closes-door-but-Ken-opens-it-again) KEN: --Supposed-to-be-less-calories. VANESSA: --Bye. (Closes-door) (Fast-forward-to-the-next-day #Barry-is-still-inside-the-house.-He-flies into-the-kitchen-where-Vanessa-is-doing-dishes) BARRY== (Talking-to-himself) I-gotta-say-something. -: She-saved-my-life. I-gotta-say-something. -: All-right #here-it-goes. (Turns-back) Nah. -: What-would-I-say? -: I-could-really-get-in-trouble. -: It's-a-bee-law. You're-not-supposed-to-talk-to-a-human. -: I-can't-believe-I'm-doing-this. -: I've-got-to. (Barry-disguises-himself-as-a-character-on-a-food-can-as-V #I-can't-do-it.-Come-on! -: No.-Yes.-No. -: Do-it.-I-can't. -: How-should-I-start-it? (Barry-strikes-a-pose-and-wiggles-his-eyebrows) 'You-like-jazz?' No #that's-no-good. (Vanessa-is-about-to-walk-past-Barry) Here-she-comes!-Speak #you-fool! -: ...Hi! (Vanessa-gasps-and-drops-the-dishes-in-fright-and-notices-Barry-on-the counter) -: I'm-sorry. VANESSA: --You're-talking. BARRY: --Yes #I-know. VANESSA: (Pointing-at-Barry) You're-talking! BARRY: I'm-so-sorry. VANESSA: No #it's-OK.-It's-fine. I-know-I'm-dreaming. -: But-I-don't-recall-going-to-bed. BARRY: Well #I'm-sure-this is-very-disconcerting. VANESSA: This-is-a-bit-of-a-surprise-to-me. I-mean #you're-a-bee! BARRY: I-am.-And-I'm-not-supposed to-be-doing-this #(Pointing-to-the-living-room-where-Ken-tried-to-kill-him-last-night) but-they-were-all-trying-to-kill-me. -: And-if-it-wasn't-for-you... -: I-had-to-thank-you. It's-just-how-I-was-raised. (Vanessa-stabs-her-hand-with-a-fork-to-test-whether-she's-dreaming- #I-guess. 'Mama #honey.'-You-pick-it-up. VANESSA: --That's-very-funny. BARRY: --Yeah. -: Bees-are-funny.-If-we-didn't-laugh #we'd-cry-with-what-we-have-to-deal-with. -: Anyway... VANESSA: Can-I... -: ...get-you-something? BARRY: --Like-what? VANESSA: I-don't-know.-I-mean... I-don't-know.-Coffee? BARRY: I-don't-want-to-put-you-out. VANESSA: It's-no-trouble.-It-takes-two-minutes. #I-would-love-a-cup. VANESSA: Hey #you-want-rum-cake? BARRY: --I-shouldn't. VANESSA: --Have-some. BARRY: --No #I-can't. VANESSA: --Come-on! BARRY: I'm-trying-to-lose-a-couple-micrograms. VANESSA: --Where? BARRY: --These-stripes-don't-help. VANESSA: You-look-great! BARRY: I-don't-know-if-you-know anything-about-fashion. -: Are-you-all-right? VANESSA: (Pouring-coffe #'Watermelon? I-thought-you-said-Guatemalan. -: Why-would-I-marry-a-watermelon?' (Barry-laughs-but-Vanessa-looks-confused) VANESSA: Is-that-a-bee-joke? BARRY: That's-the-kind-of-stuff-we-do. VANESSA: Yeah #different. -: So #Barry? (Barry-stands-on-top-of-a-sugar-cube-floating-in-his-coffee-and-paddles-it around-with-a-straw-like-it's-a-gondola) BARRY: About-work?-I-don't-know. -: I-want-to-do-my-part-for-the-hive #but-I-can't-do-it-the-way-they-want. VANESSA: I-know-how-you-feel. BARRY: --You-do? VANESSA: --Sure. -: My-parents-wanted-me-to-be-a-lawyer-or a-doctor #but-I-wanted-to-be-a-florist. BARRY: --Really? VANESSA: --My-only-interest-is-flowers. BARRY: Our-new-queen-was-just-elected with-that-same-campaign-slogan. -: Anyway #if-you-look... (Barry-points-to-a-tree-in-the-middle-of-Central-Park) -: There's-my-hive-right-there.-See-it? VANESSA: You're-in-Sheep-Meadow! BARRY: Yes!-I'm-right-off-the-Turtle-Pond! VANESSA: No-way!-I-know-that-area. I-lost-a-toe-ring-there-once. BARR #ma'am? VANESSA: --Oh #yeah.-Fine. -: Just-having-two-cups-of-coffee! BARRY: Anyway #this-has-been-great. Thanks-for-the-coffee. VANESSA== Yeah #it's-no-trouble. BARRY: Sorry-I-couldn't-finish-it.-If-I-did #I'd-be-up-the-rest-of-my-life. (Barry-points-towards-the-rum-cake) -: Can-I-take-a-piece-of-this-with-me? VANESSA: Sure!-Here #have-a-crumb. (Vanessa-hands-Barry-a-crumb-but-it-is-still-pretty-big-for-Barry) BARRY: --Thanks! VANESSA: --Yeah. BARRY: All-right.-Well #then... I-guess-I'll-see-you-around. -: Or-not. VANESSA: OK #Barry... BARRY: And-thank-you so-much-again...-for-before. VANESSA: Oh #that?-That-was-nothing. BARRY: Well #but...-Anyway... (Vanessa-and-Barry-hold-hands #but-Vanessa-has-to-hold-out-a-finger-because her-hands-is-to-big-and-Barry-holds-that) (The-custodian-looks-over-again-and-it-appears-Vanessa-is-laughing-at-her coffee-again.-The-lightbulb-that-he-was-screwing-in-sparks-and-he-falls-off the-ladder) (Fast- #pull-the-chute. (Dave-pulls-the-chute-and-the-wind-slams-him-against-the-wall-and-he-falls on-his-face.The-camera-pans-over-and-we-see-Barry-and-Adam-walking together) ADAM: --Sounds-amazing. BARRY: --It-was-amazing! -: It-was-the-scariest #happiest-moment-of-my-life. ADAM: Humans!-I-can't-believe you-were-with-humans! -: Giant #scary-humans! What-were-they-like? BARRY: Huge-and-crazy.-They-talk-crazy. -: They-eat-crazy-giant-things. They-drive-crazy. ADAM: --Do-they-try-and-kill-you #like-on-TV? BARRY: --Some-of-them.-But-some-of-them-don't. ADAM: --How'd-you-get-back? BARRY: --Poodle. ADAM: You-did-it #and-I'm-glad.-You-saw whatever-you-wanted-to-see. -: You-had-your-'experience.'-Now-you can-pick-out-your-job-and-be-normal. BARRY: --Well... ADAM: --Well? BARRY: Well #I-met-someone. ADAM: You-did?-Was-she-Bee-ish? -: --A-wasp?!-Your-parents-will-kill-you! BARRY: --No #not-a-wasp. ADAM: --Spider? BARRY: --I'm-not-attracted-to-spiders. -: I-know #with-the-eight-legs-and-all. -: I-can't-get-by-that-face. ADAM: So-who-is-she? BARRY: She's...-human. ADAM: No #no.-That's-a-bee-law. You-wouldn't-break-a-bee-law. BARRY: --Her-name's-Vanessa. (Adam-puts-his-head-in-his-hands) ADAM: --Oh #boy. BARRY== She's-so-nice.-And-she's-a-florist! ADAM: Oh #no!-You're-dating-a-human-florist! BARRY: We're-not-dating. ADAM: You're-flying-outside-the-hive #talking to-humans-that-attack-our-homes -: with-power-washers-and-M-80s! That's-one-eighth-a-stick-of-dynamite! BARRY: She-saved-my-life! And-she-understands-me. ADAM: This-is-over! BARRY: Eat-this. (Barry-gives-Adam-a-piece-of-the-crumb-that-he-got-from- #but-who-can-deny the-heart-that-is-yearning? ADAM: There's-no-yearning. Stop-yearning.-Listen-to-me! -: You-have-got-to-start-thinking-bee #my-friend.-Thinking-bee! BARRY: --Thinking-bee. WORKER-BEE: --Thinking-bee. WORKER-BEES-AND-ADAM: Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee! Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee! (Flash-forward-in-time;-Barry-is-laying-on-a-raft-in-a-pool-full-of-honey. He-is-wearing-sunglasses) #Barry? (Barry-pulls-down-his-sunglasses-and-he-looks-annoyed) BARRY: (Sarcastic) I-gotta-start-thinking-bee? JANET: How-much-longer-will-this-go-on? MARTIN: It's-been-three-days! Why-aren't-you-working? (Puts-sunglasses-back-on) BARRY: I've-got-a-lot-of-b #come-out. Your-father's-talking-to-you. -: Martin #would-you-talk-to-him? MARTIN: Barry #I'm-talking-to-you! (Barry-keeps-sinking-into-the-honey-until-he-is-suddenly-in-Central-Park having-a-picnic-with-Vanessa) (Barry-has-a-cup-of-honey-and-he-clinks-his-glass-with-Vanessas.-Suddenly-a mosquito-lands-on-Vanessa-and-she-slaps-it #killing-it.-They-both-gasp-but then-burst-out-laughing) VANESSA: You-coming? (The-camera-pans-over-and-Vanessa-is-climbing-into-a-small-yellow-airplane) BARRY: Got-everything? VANESSA: All-set! BARRY: Go-ahead.-I'll-catch-up. (Vanessa-lifts-off-and-flies- #and-Vanessa-copies-him-with-the-airplane) VANESSA: Watch-this! (Barry-stays-back-and-watches-as-Vanessa-draws-a-heart-in-the-air-using pink-smoke-from-the-plane #but-on-the-last-loop-the-loop-she-suddenly crashes-into-a-mountain-and-the-plane-explodes.-The-destroyed-plane-falls into-some-rocks-and-explodes-a-second-time) BARRY: Vanessa! (As-Barry-is-yelling-his-mouth-fills-with-honey-and-he-wakes-up #discovering-that-he-was-just-day-dreaming.-He-slowly-sinks-back-into-the honey-pool) MARTIN: --We're-still-here. JANET: --I-told-you-not-to-yell-at-him. -: He-doesn't-respond-to-yelling! MARTIN: --Then-why-yell-at-me? JANET: --Because-you-don't-listen! M #I've-gotta-go. MARTIN: --Where-are-you-going? BARRY: --I'm-meeting-a-friend. JANET: A-girl?-Is-this-why-you-can't-decide? BARRY: Bye. (Barry-flies-out-the-door-and-Martin-shakes-his-head) -: JANET== I-just-hope-she's-Bee-ish. (Fast-forward-in-time-and-Bar #that's-every-florist's-dream! -: Up-on-a-float #surrounded by-flowers #crowds-cheering. BARRY: A-tournament.-Do-the-roses compete-in-athletic-events? VANESSA: No.-All-right #I've-got-one. How-come-you-don't-fly-everywhere? BARRY: It's-exhausting.-Why-don't-you run-everywhere?-It's-faster. VANESSA: Yeah #I-see. All-right #your-turn. BARRY: TiVo.-You-can-just-freeze-live-TV? That's-insane! VANESSA: You-don't-have-that? BARRY: We-have-Hivo #but-it's-a-disease. It's-a-horrible #horrible-disease. VANESSA: Oh #my. (A-human-walks-by-and-Barry-narrowly-avoids-him) PASSERBY: Dumb-bees! VANESSA: You-must-want-to-sting-all-those-jerks. BARRY: We-try-not-to-sting. It's-usually-fatal-for-us. VANESSA: So-you-have-to-watch-your-temper (They-walk-into-a-store) BARRY: Ve # write-an-angry-letter-and-throw-it-out. Work-through-it-like-any-emotion: -: Anger #lust. (Suddenly-an-employee(Hector)-hits-Barry-off-of-Vanessa's-shoulder.-Hector thinks-he's-saving-Vanessa) VANESSA: (To-Barry) Oh #my-goodness!-Are-you-OK? (Barry-is-getting-up-off-the-floor) BARRY: Yeah. VANESSA: (To-Hector) --What-is-wrong-with-you?! HECTOR: (Confused) --It's-a-bug. VANESSA: He's-not-bothering-anybody. Get-out-of-here #you-creep! (Vanessa-hits-Hector-across-the-face-with-the-magazine-he-had-and-then-hits him-in-the-head.-Hector-backs-away-covering-his-head) Barry: What-was-that?-A-Pic-'N'-Save-circular? (Vanessa-sets-Barry-back-on-her-shoulder) VANESSA: Yeah #it-was.-How-did-you-know? BARRY: It-felt-like-about-10-pages. Seventy-five-is-pretty-much-our-limit. VANESSA: You've-really-got-that down-to-a-science. BARRY: --Oh #we-have-to.-I-lost-a-cousin-to-Italian-Vogue. VANESSA: --I'll-bet. (Barry-looks-to-his-right-and-notices-there-is-honey-for-sale-in-the-aisle) BARRY: What-in-the-name of-Mighty-Hercules-is-this? (Barry-looks-at-all-the-brands-of-honey #shocked) How-did-this-get-here? Cute-Bee # Ray-Liotta-Private-Select? (Barry-puts-his-hands-up-and-slowly-turns-around #a-look-of-disgust-on-his face) VANESSA: --Is-he-that-actor? BARRY: --I-never-heard-of-him. -: --Why-is-this-here? VANESSA: --For-people.-We-eat-it. BARRY: You-don't-have enough-food-of-your-own?! (Hector-looks-back-and-notices-that-Vanessa-is-talking-to- #yes. BARRY: --How-do-you-get-it? VANESSA: --Bees-make-it. BARRY: --I-know-who-makes-it! -: And-it's-hard-to-make-it! -: There's-heating #stirring. You-need-a-whole-Krelman-thing! VANESSA: --It's-organic. BARRY: --It's-our-ganic! VANESSA: It's-just-honey #Barry. BARRY: Just-what?! -: Bees-don't-know-about-this! This-is-stealing!-A-lot-of-stealing! -: You've-taken-our-homes #hospitals!-This-is-all-we-have! -: And-it's-on-sale?! I'm-getting-to-the-bottom-of-this. -: I'm-getting-to-the-bottom of-all-of-this! (Flash-forward-in-time;-Barry-paints-his-face-with-black-strikes-like-a soldier-and-sneaks-into-the-storage-section-of-t #are-loading-boxes-into-some-trucks) -: SUPERMARKET-EMPLOYEE== Hey #Hector. -: --You-almost-done? HECTOR: --Almost. (Barry-takes-a-step-to-peak-around-the-corner) (Whispering) He-is-here.-I-sense-it. -: Well #I-guess-I'll-go-home-now (Hector-pretends-to-walk-away-by-walking-in-place-and-speaking-loudly) -: and-just-leave-this-nice-honey-out #with-no-one-around. BARRY: You're-busted #box-boy! HECTOR: I-knew-I-heard-something! So-you-can-talk! BARRY: I-can-talk. And-now-you'll-start-talking! -: Where-you-getting-the-sweet-stuff? Who's-your-supplier? HECTOR: I-don't-understand. I-thought-we-were-friends. -: The-last-thing-we-want to-do #have-crossed the-wrong-sword! HECTOR: You #will-be-lunch for-my-iguana #Ignacio! (Barry-hits-the-thumbtack-out-of-Hectors-hand-and-Hector-surrenders) Barry: Where-is-the-honey-coming-from? -: Tell-me-where! HECTOR: (Pointing-to-leaving-truck) Honey-Farms!-It-comes-from-Honey-Farms! (Barry-chases-after-the-truck-but-it-is-gett #they-never-knew what-hit-them.-And-now -: they're-on-the-road-to-nowhere! (Barry-hears-a-sudden-whisper) (Barry-looks-up-and-sees-Mooseblood #a-mosquito-playing-dead) MOOSEBLOOD: Just-keep-still. BARRY: What?-You're-not-dead? MOOSEBLOOD: Do-I-look-dead?-They-will-wipe-anything that-moves.-Where-you-headed? BARRY: To-Honey-Farms. I-am-onto-something-huge-here. MOOSEBLOOD: I'm-going-to-Alaska.-Mo #crazy-stuff.-Blows-your-head-off! ANOTHER-BUG-PLAYING-DEAD: I'm-going-to-Tacoma. (Barry-looks-at-another-bug) BARRY: --And-you? MOOSEBLOOD: --He-really-is-dead. BARRY: All-right. (Another-bug-hits-the-windshield-and-the-drivers-notice.-They-activate-the w #no! -: --A-wiper!-Triple-blade! BARRY: --Triple-blade? MOOSEBLOOD: Jump-on!-It's-your-only-chance #bee! (Mooseblood-and-Barry-grab-onto-the-wiper-and-they-hold-on-as-it-wipes-the windshield) Why-does-everything-have to-be-so-doggone-clean?! -: How-much-do-you-people-need-to-see?! (Bangs-on-windshield) -: Open-your-eyes! Stick-your-head-out-the-window! #I'm-Carl-Kasell. MOOSEBLOOD: But-don't-kill-no-more-bugs! (Mooseblood-and-Barry-are-washed-off-by-the-wipr-fluid) MOOSEBLOOD: --Bee! BARRY: --Moose-blood-guy!! (Barry-starts-screaming-as-he-hangs-onto-the-antenna) (Suddenly-it-is-revealed-that-a-water-bug #who-was-blown-into-the-same-place) MOOSEBLOOD: Whassup #bee-boy? BARRY: Hey #Blood. (Fast-forward-in-time-and-we-see-that-Barry-is-deep-in-conversation-with Mooseblood.-They-have-been-sitting-in-this-truck-for-a-while) BARRY: ...Just-a-row-of-honey-jars #as-far-as-the-eye-could-see. MOOSEBLOOD: Wow! BARRY: I-assume-wherever-this-truck-goes is-where-they're-getting-it. -: I-mean #that-honey's-ours. MOOSEBLOOD: --Bees-hang-tight. BARRY: --We're-all-jammed-in. -: It's-a-close-community. MOOSEBLOOD: Not-us #man.-We-on-our-own. Every-mosquito-on-his-own. BARRY: --What-if-you-get-in-trouble? MOOSEBLOOD: --You-a-mosquito #you-in-trouble. -: Nobody-likes-us.-They-just-smack. See-a-mosquito #smack! BARRY: At-least-you're-out-in-the-world. You-must-meet-girls. MOOSEBLOOD: Mosquito-girls-try-to-trade-up #dragonfly. -: Mosquito-girl-don't-want-no-mosquito. (An-ambulance-passes-by-and-it-has-a-blood-donation-sign-on-it) You-got-to-be-kidding-me! -: Mooseblood's-about-to-leave the-building!-So-long #bee! (Mooseblood-leaves-and-flies-onto-the-window-of-the-ambulance-where-there are-other-mosquito's-hanging-out) -: --Hey #guys! OTHER-MOSQUITO: --Mooseblood! MOOSEBLOOD: I-knew-I'd-catch-y'all-down-here. Did-you-bring-your-crazy-straw? (The-truck-goes-out-of-view-and-Barry-notices-that-the-truck-he's-on-is pulling-into-a-camp-of-some-sort) TRUCK-DRIVER: We-throw-it-in-jars #and-it's-pretty-much-pure-profit. (Barry-flies-out) BARRY: What-is-this-place? BEEKEEPER-1#: A-bee's-got-a-brain the-size-of-a-pinhead. BEEKEEPER-#2: They-are-pinheads! -: Pinhead. -: --Check-out-the-new-smoker. BEEKEEPER-#1: --Oh #sweet.-That's-the-one-you-want. -: The-Thomas-3000! BARRY: Smoker? BEEKEEPER-#1: Ninety-puffs-a-minute #semi-automatic. Twice-the-nicotine #all-the-tar. -: A-couple-breaths-of-this knocks-them-right-out. BEEKEEPER-#2: They-make-the-honey #and-we-make-the-money. BARRY: 'They-make-the-honey #and-we-make-the-money'? (The-Beekeeper-sprays-hundreds-of-cheap-miniature-apartments-with-the smoker.-The-bees-are-fainting-or-passing-out) Oh #my! -: What's-going-on?-Are-you-OK? (Barry-flies-into-one-of-the-apartment-and-helps-a-Bee-couple-get-off-the ground.-They-are-coughing-and-its-hard-for-them-to-stand) BEE-IN-APARTMENT: Yeah.-It-doesn't-last-too-long. BARRY: Do-you-know-you're in-a-fake-h #each-housing-thousands-of-Bees) Oh #no! -: There's-hundreds-of-them! (Barry-takes-out-his-camera-and-takes-pictures-of-these-Bee-work-camps.-The beekeepers-look-very-evil-in-these-depictions) Bee-honey. -: Our-honey-is-being-brazenly-stolen on-a-massive-scale! -: This-is-worse-than-anythin #stop. MARTIN: Who-told-you-humans-are-taking our-honey?-That's-a-rumor. BARRY: Do-these-look-like-rumors? (Holds-up-the-pictures) UNCLE-CARL: That's-a-conspiracy-theory. These-are-obviously-doctored-photos. JANET: How-did-you-get-mixed-up-in-this? ADAM: H #this-is-what-you-want to-do-with-your-life? BARRY: I-want-to-do-it-for-all-our-lives. Nobody-works-harder-than-bees! -: Dad #I-remember-you coming-home-so-overworked -: your-hands-were-still-stirring. You-couldn't-stop. JANET: I-remember-that. BARRY: What-right-do-they-have-to-our-honey? -: We-live-on-two-cups-a-year.-They-put-it in-lip-balm-for-no-reason-whatsoever! ADAM: Eve #what-can-one-bee-do? BARRY: Sting-them-where-it-really-hurts. MARTIN: In-the-face!-The-eye! -: --That-would-hurt. BARRY: --No. MARTIN: Up-the-nose?-That's-a-killer. BARRY: There's-only-one-place-you-can-sting the-humans #one-place-where-it-matters. (Flash-forward-a-bit-in-time-and-we-are-watching-the-Bee-News) BEE-NEWS-NARRATOR: Hive-at-Five #the-hive's-only full-hour-action-news-source. BEE-PROTESTOR: No-more-bee-beards! BEE-NEWS-NARRATOR: With-Bob-Bumble-at-the-anchor-desk. -: Weather-with-Storm-Stinger. -: Sports-with-Buzz-Larvi. -: And-Jeanette-Chung. BOB-BUMBLE: --Good-evening.-I'm-Bob-Bu # intends-to-sue-the-human-race for-stealing-our-honey # packaging-it-and-profiting from-it-illegally! JEANETTE-CHUNG: Tomorrow-night-on-Bee-Larry-King # we'll-have-three-former-queens-here-in our-studio # Classy-Ladies #out-this-week-on-Hexagon. (The-scene-changes-to-an-interview-on-the-news-with-Bee-version-of-Larry King-and-Barry) BEE-LARRY-KING: Tonight-we're-talking-to-Barry-Benson. -: Did-you-ever-think #'I'm-a-kid from-the-hive.-I-can't-do-this'? BARRY: Bees-have-never-been-afraid to-change-the-world. -: What-about-Bee-Columbus? Bee-Gandhi?-Bejesus? BEE-LARRY-KING: Where-I'm-from #we'd-never-sue-humans. -: We-were-thinking of-stickball-or-candy-stores. BARRY: How-old-are-you? BEE-LARRY-KING: The-bee-community is-supporting-you-in-this-case # which-will-be-the-trial of-the-bee-century. BARRY: You-know #they-have-a-Larry-King in-the-human-world-too. BEE-LARRY-KING: It's-a-common-name.-Next-week... BARRY: He-looks-like-you-and-has-a-show and-suspenders-and-colored-dots... BEE-LARRY-KING: Next-week... BARRY: Glasses #quotes-on-the-bottom-from-the guest-even-though-you-just-heard-'em. BEE-LARRY-KING: Bear-Week-next-week! They're-scary #live. (Bee-Larry-King-gets-annoyed-and-flies-away-offscreen) BARRY: Always-leans-forward #very-Jewish. (Flash-forward-in-time.-We-see-Vanessa-enter-and-Ken-enters-behind-her. They-are-arguing) KEN: In-tennis #you-attack at-the-point-of-weakness! VANESSA: It-was-my-grandmother #Ken.-She's-81. KEN== Honey #her-backhand's-a-joke! I'm-not-gonna-take-advantage-of-that? BARRY: (To-Ken) Quiet #please. Actual-work-going-on-here. KEN: (Pointing-at-Barry) --Is-that-that-same-bee? VANESSA: --Yes #it-is! -: I'm-helping-him-sue-the-human-race. BARRY: --Hello. KEN: --Hello #bee. VANESSA: This-is-Ken. BARRY: (Recalling-the-'Winter-Boots'-incident-earlier) Yeah #size ten-and-a-half.-Vibram-sole #I-believe. KEN: (To-Vanessa) Why-does-he-talk-again? VANESSA: Listen #you-better-go 'cause-we're-really-busy-working. KEN: But-it's-our-yogurt-night! VANESSA: (Holding-door-open-for-Ken) Bye-bye. KEN: (Yelling) Why-is-yogurt-night-so-difficult?! (Ken-leaves-and-Vanessa-walks-over-to-Barry.-His-workplace-is-a-mess) VANESSA: #and-Adam-here has-been-a-huge-help. ADAM: --Frosting... --How-many-sugars? -==BARRY== Just-one.-I-try-not to-use-the-competition. -: So-why-are-you-helping-me? VANESSA: Bees-have-good-qualities. -: And-it-takes-my-mind-off-the-shop. -: Instead-of-flowers #people are-giving-balloon-bouquets-now. BARRY: Those-are-great #if-you're-three. VANESSA: And-artificial-flowers. BARRY: --Oh #those-just-get-me-psychotic! VANESSA: --Yeah #me-too. -: BARRY: Bent-stingers #pointless-pollination. ADAM: Bees-must-hate-those-fake-things! -: Nothing-worse than-a-daffodil-that's-had-work-done. -: Maybe-this-could-make-up for-it-a-little-bit. VANESSA: --This-lawsuit's-a-pretty-big-deal. BARRY: --I-guess. ADAM: You-sure-you-want-t #they-won't-be-able -: to-say #' without-paying-a-royalty! (Flash-forward-in-time-and-we-are-watching-the-human-news.-The-camera-shows a-crowd-outside-a-courthouse) NEWS-REPORTER: It's-an-incredible-scene here-in-downtown-Manhattan # where-the-world-anxiously-waits # we-will-hear-for-ourselves if-a-honeybee-can-actually-speak. (We-are-no-longer-watching-through-a-news-camera) ADAM: What-have-we-gotten-into-here #Barry? BARRY: It's-pretty-big #isn't-it? ADAM== (Looking-at-the-hundreds-of-people-around-the-courthouse) I-can't-believe-how-many-humans don't-work-during-the-day. BARRY: You-think-billion-dollar-multinational food-companies-have-good-lawyers? SECURITY-GUARD: Everybody-needs-to-stay b #a-honey-industry owner-gets-out-and-walks-past-Barry) ADAM: --What's-the-matter? BARRY: --I-don't-know #I-just-got-a-chill. (Fast-forward-in-time-and-everyone-is-in-the-court) MONTGOMERY: Well #if-it-isn't-the-bee-team. (To-Honey-Industry-lawyers) You-boys-work-on-this? MAN: All-rise!-The-Honorable Judge-Bumbleton-presiding. JUDGE-BUMBLETON: All-right.-Case-number-4475 # Superior-Court-of-New-York #Barry-Bee-Benson-v.-the-Honey-Industry -: is-now-in-session. -: Mr.-Montgomery #you're-representing the-five-food-companies-collectively? MONTGOMERY: A-privilege. JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Mr.-Benson...-you're-representing all-the-bees-of-the-world? (Everyone-looks-closely #they-are-waiting-to-see-if-a-Bee-can-really-talk) (Barry-makes-several-buzzing-sounds-to-sound-like-a-Bee) BARRY: I'm-kidding.-Yes #we're-ready-to-proceed. JUDGE-BUMBLBETON: Mr.-Montgomery #please. MONTGOMERY: Ladies-and-gentlemen-of-the-jury # my-grandmother-was-a-simple-woman. -: Born-on-a-farm #she-believed it-was-man's-divine-right -: to-benefit-from-the-bounty of-nature-God-put-before-us. -: If-we-lived-in-the-topsy-turvy-world Mr.-Benson-imagines # just-think-of-what-would-it-mean. -: I-would-have-to-negotiate with-the-silkworm -: for-the-elastic-in-my-britches! -: Talking-bee! (Montgomery-walks-over-and-looks-closely-at-Barry) -: How-do-we-know-this-isn't-some-sort-of -: holographic-motion-picture # he-could-be-on-steroids! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Mr.-Benson? BARRY: Ladies-and-gentlemen #there's-no-trickery-here. -: I'm-just-an-ordinary-bee. Honey's-pretty-important-to-me. -: It's-important-to-all-bees. We-invented-it! -: We-make-it.-And-we-protect-it with-our-lives. -: Unfortunately #there-are some-people-in-this-room -: who-think-they-can-take-it-from-us -: 'cause-we're-the-little-guys! I'm-hoping-that # you'll-see-how #you-not-only-take-everything-we-have -: but-everything-we-are! JANET== (To-Martin) I-wish-he'd-dress-like-that all-the-time.-So-nice! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Call-your-first-witness. BARRY: So #Mr.-Klauss-Vanderhayden of-Honey-Farms #big-company-you-have. KLAUSS-VANDERHAYDEN: I-suppose-so. BARRY: I-see-you-also-own Honeyburton-and-Honron! KLAUSS: Yes #they-provide-beekeepers for-our-farms. BARRY: Beekeeper.-I-find-that to-be-a-very-disturbing-term. -: I-don't-imagine-you-employ any-bee-free-ers #do-you? KLAUSS: (Quietly) --No. BARRY: --I-couldn't-hear-you. KLAUSS: --No. BARRY: --No. -: Because-you-don't-free-bees. You-keep-bees.-Not-only-that # it-seems-you-thought-a-bear-would-be an-appropriate-image-for-a-jar-of-honey. KLAUSS: They're-very-lovable-creatures. -: Yogi-Bear #Build-A-Bear. BARRY: You-mean-like-this? (The-bear-from-Over-The-Hedge-barges-in-through-the-back-door-and-it-is roaring-and-standing-on-its-hind-legs.-It-is-thrashing-its-claws-and-people are-screaming.-It-is-being-held-back-by-a-guard-who-has-the-bear-o #that's-enough.-Take-him-away. (The-bear-stops-roaring-and-thrashing-and-walks-out) BARRY: So #thank-you-for-being-here. Your-name-intrigues-me. -: --Where-have-I-heard-it-before? MR.-STING: --I-was-with-a-band-called-The-Police. BARRY: But-you've-never-been a-police-officer #have-you? STING: No #I-haven't. BARRY: No #you-haven't.-And-so-here we-have-yet-another-example -: of-bee-culture-casually stolen-by-a-human -: for-nothing-more-than a-prance-about-stage-name. STING: Oh #please. BARRY: Have-you-ever-been-stung #Mr.-Sting? -: Because-I'm-feeling a-little-stung #Sting. -: Or-should-I-say...-Mr.-Gordon-M.-Sumner! MONTGOMERY: That's-not-his-real-name?!-You-idiots! BARRY: Mr.-Liotta #belated-congratulations-on -: your-Emmy-win-for-a-guest-spot on-ER-in-2005. RAY-LIOTTA: Thank-you.-Thank-you. BARRY: I-see-from-your-resume that-you're-devilishly-handsome -: with-a-churning-inner-turmoil that's-ready-to-blow. RAY-LIOTTA: I-enjoy-what-I- #helpless-bees so-you-don't -: have-to-rehearse your-part-and-learn-your-lines #sir? RAY-LIOTTA: Watch-it #Benson! I-could-blow-right-now! BARRY: This-isn't-a-goodfella. This-is-a-badfella! (Ray-Liotta-looses-it-and-tries-to-grab-Barry) RAY-LIOTTA: Why-doesn't-someone-just-step-on this-creep #and-we-can-all-go-home?! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: --Order-in-this-court! RAY-LIOTTA: --You're-all-thinking-it! (Judge-Bumbleton-starts-banging-her-gavel) JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Order!-Order #I-say! RAY-LIOTTA: --Say-it! MAN: --Mr.-Liotta #please-sit-down! (We-see-a-montage-of-magazines-which-feature-the-court-case) (Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-is-back-home-with-Vanessa) BARRY: I-think-it-was-awfully-nice of-that-bear-to-pitch-in-like-that. VANESSA: I-think-the-jury's-on-our-side. BARRY #legally? VANESSA: I'm-a-florist. BARRY: Right.-Well #here's-to-a-great-team. VANESSA: To-a-great-team! (Ken-walks-in-from-work.-He-sees-Barry-and-he-looks-upset-when-he-sees Barry-clinking-his-glass-with-Vanessa) KEN: Well #hello. VANESSA: --Oh #Ken! BARRY: --Hello! VANESSA: I-didn't-think-you-were-coming. -: No #I-was-just-late. I-tried-to-call #but... (Ken-holds-up-his-phone-and-flips-it-open.-The-phone-has-no-charge) ...the-battery... VANESSA: I-didn't-want-all-this-to-go-to-waste #he-was-free. KEN: Oh #that-was-lucky. (Ken-sits-down-at-the-table-across-from-Barry-and-Vanessa-leaves-the-room) VANESSA: There's-a-little-left. I-could-heat-it-up. KEN: (Not-taking-his-eyes-off-Barry) Yeah #whatever. BARRY: So-I-hear-you're-quite-a-tennis-player. -: I'm-not-much-for-the-game-myself. The-ball's-a-little-grabby. KEN: That's-where-I-usually-sit. Right... (Points-to-where-Barry-is-sitting) there. VANESSA: (Calling-from-other-room) Ken # and-he-agreed-with-me-that-eating-with chopsticks-isn't-really-a-special-skill. KEN: (To-Barry) You-think-I-don't-see-what-you're-doing? BARRY: I-know-how-hard-it-is-to-find the-right-job.-We-have-that-in-common. KEN: Do-we? BARRY: Bees-have-100-percent #but-we-do-jobs-like-taking-the-crud-out. KEN: (Menacingly) That's-just-what I-was-thinking-about-doing. (Ken-reaches-for-a-fork-on-the-table-but-knocks-if-on-the-floor.-He-goes-to pick-it-up) VANESSA: Ken #I-let-Barry-borrow-your-razor for-his-fuzz.-I-hope-that-was-all-right. (Ken-quickly-rises-back-up-after-hearing-this-but-hits-his-head-on-the table-and-yells) BARRY: I'm-going-to-drain-the-old-stinger. KEN: Yeah #you-do-that. (Barry-flies-past-Ken-to-get-to-the-bathroom-and-Ken-freaks-out #splashing some-of-the-wine-he-was-using-to-cool-his-head-in-his-eyes.-He-yells-in anger) (Barry-looks-at-the-magazines-featuring-his-victories-in-court) BARRY: Look-at-that. (Barry-flies-into-the-bathroom) (He-puts-his-hand-on-his-head-but-this-makes-hurt #you-know-I've-just-about-had-it (Closes-bathroom-door-behind-him) with-your-little-mind-games. (Ken-is-menacingly-rolling-up-a-magazine) BARRY: (Backing-away) --What's-that? KEN: --Italian-Vogue. BARRY: Mamma-mia #that's-a-lot-of-pages. KEN: It's-a-lot-of-ads. BARRY: Remember-what-Van-said #why-is your-life-more-valuable-than-mine? KEN: That's-funny #I-just-can't-seem-to-recall-that! (Ken-smashes-everything-off-the-sink-with-the-magazine-and-Barry-narrowly escapes) (Ken-follows-Barry-around-and-tries-to-hit-him-with-the-magazine-but-he keeps-missing) (Ken-gets-a-spray-bottle) -: I-think-something-stin #burning-the bathroom.-He-torches-the-whole-room-but-looses-his-footing-and-falls-into the-bathtub.-After-getting-hit-in-the-head-by-falling-objects-3-times-he picks-up-the-shower-head #revealing-a-Water-bug-hiding-under-it) WATER-BUG: Water-bug!-Not-taking-sides! (Barry-gets-up-out-of-a-pile-of-bathroom-supplies-and-he-is-wearing-a chapstick-hat) BARRY: Ken #I'm-wearing-a-Chapstick-hat! This-is-pathetic! (Ken-switches-the-shower-head-to-lethal) KEN: I've-got-issues! (Ken-sprays-Barry-with-the-shower-head-and-he-crash-lands-into-the-toilet) (Ken-menacingly-looks-down-into-the-toilet-at-Barry) Well #a-royal-flush! BARRY: --You're-bluffing. KEN: --Am-I? (flushes-toilet) (Barry-grabs-a-chapstick-from-the-toilet-seat-and-uses-it-to-surf-in-the flushing-toilet) BARRY: Surf's-up #dude! (Barry-flies-out-of-the-toilet-on-the-chapstick-and-sprays-Ken's-face-with the-toilet-water) -: EW #Poo-water! BARRY: That-bowl-is-gnarly. KEN: (Aiming-a-toilet-cleaner-at-Barry) Except-for-those-dirty-yellow-rings! (Barry-cowers-and-covers-his-head-and-Vanessa-runs-in-and-takes-the-toilet cleaner-from-Ken-just-before-he-hits-Barry) VANESSA: Kenneth!-Wh #I-don't-even-like-honey! I-don't-eat-it! VANESSA: We-need-to-talk! (Vanessa-pulls-Ken-out-of-the-bathroom) -: He's-just-a-little-bee! -: And-he-happens-to-be the-nicest-bee-I've-met-in-a-long-time! KEN: Long-time?-What-are-you-talking-about?! Are-there-ot #but-there-are-other-things-bugging me-in-life.-And-you're-one-of-them! KEN: Fine!-Talking-bees #no-yogurt-night... -: My-nerves-are-fried-from-riding on-this-emotional-roller-coaster! VANESSA: Goodbye #Ken. (Ken-huffs-and-walks-out-and-slams-the-door.-But-suddenly-he-walks-back-in and-stares-at-Barry) -: And-for-your-information #artificial sweeteners-MADE-BY-MAN! (Ken-leaves-again-and-Vanessa-leans-in-towards-Barry) VANESSA: I'm-sorry-about-all-that. (Ken-walks-back-in-again) KEN: I-know-it's-got an-aftertaste!-I-LIKE-IT! (Ken-leaves-for-the-last-time) VANESSA: I-always-felt-the #well. -: Are-you-OK-for-the-trial? BARRY: I-believe-Mr.-Montgomery is-about-out-of-ideas. (Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry #and-Vanessa-are-back-in-court) MONTGOMERY-- We-would-like-to-call Mr.-Barry-Benson-Bee-to-the-stand. ADAM: Good-idea!-You-can-really-see-why-he's considered-one-of-the-best-lawyers... (Barry-stares-at-Adam) ...Yeah. LAWYER: Layton #you've gotta-weave-some-magic with-this-jury #or-it's-gonna-be-all-over. MONTGOMERY: Don't-worry.-The-only-thing-I-have to-do-to-turn-this-jury-around -: is-to-remind-them of-what-they-don't-like-about-bees. (To-lawyer) --You-got-the-tweezers? LAWYER: --Are-you-allergic? MONTGOMERY: Only-to-losing #son.-Only-to-losing. -: Mr.-Benson-Bee #I'll-ask-you what-I-think-we'd-all-like-to-know. -: What-exactly-is-your-relationship (Points-to-Vanessa) -: to-that-woman? BARRY: We're-friends. MONTGOMERY: --Good-friends? BARRY: --Yes. MONTGOMERY: How-good?-Do-you-live-together? ADAM: Wait-a-minute... # doesn't-your-queen-give-birth to-all-the-bee-children? BARRY: --Yeah #but... MONTGOMERY: (Pointing-at-Janet-and-Martin) --So-those-aren't-your-real-parents! JANET: --Oh #Barry... BARRY: --Yes #they-are! ADAM: Hold-me-back! (Vanessa-tries-to-hold-Adam-back.-He-wants-to-sting-Montgomery) MONTGOMERY: You're-an-illegitimate-bee #Benson? ADAM: He's-denouncing-bees! MONTGOMERY: Don't-y'all-date-your-cousins? (Montgomery-leans-over-on-the-jury-stand-and-stares-at-Adam) VANESSA: --Objection! (Vanessa-raises-her-hand-to-object-but-Adam-gets-free.-He-flies-straight-at Montgomery) =ADAM #don't!-It's-what-he-wants! (Adam-stings-Montgomery-in-the-butt-and-he-starts-thrashing-around) MONTGOMERY: Oh #I'm-hit!! -: Oh #I-am-hit! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: (Banging-gavel) Order!-Order! MONTGOMERY: (Overreacting) The-venom!-The-venom is-coursing-through-my-veins! -: I-have-been-felled by-a-winged-beast-of-destruction! -: You-see?-You-can't-treat-them like-equals!-They're-striped-sa #stay-with-me. ADAM: --I-can't-feel-my-legs. MONTGOMERY: (Overreacting-and-throwing-his-body-around-the-room) What-angel-of-mercy will-come-forward-to-suck-the-poison -: from-my-heaving-buttocks? JUDGE-BUMLBETON: I-will-have-order-in-this-court.-Order! -: #please! (Flash-forward-in-time-and-we-see-a-human-news-reporter) NEWS-REPORTER: The-case-of-the-honeybees versus-the-human-race -: took-a-pointed-turn-against-the-bees -: yesterday-when-one-of-their-legal team-stung-Layton-T.-Montgomery. (Adam-is-laying-i #buddy. ADAM: --Hey. BARRY: --Is-there-much-pain? ADAM: --Yeah. -: I... -: I-blew-the-whole-case #didn't-I? BARRY: It-doesn't-matter.-What-matters-is you're-alive.-You-could-have-died. ADAM: I'd-be-better-off-dead.-Look-at-me. (A-small-plastic-sword-is-replaced-as-Adam's-stinger) They-got-it-from-the-cafeteria downstairs #in-a-tuna-sandwich. -: Look #there's a-little-celery-still-on-it. (Flicks-off-the-celery-and-sighs) BARRY: What-was-it-like-to-sting-someone? ADAM: I-can't-explain-it.-It-was-all... -: All-adrenaline-and-then... and-then-ecstasy! BARRY: ...All-right. ADAM: You-think-it-was-all-a-trap #but-they-don't-check-out! ADAM: Oh #my. (Coughs) Could-you-get-a-nurse to-close-that-window? BARRY: --Why? ADAM: --The-smoke. (We-can-see-that-two-humans-are-smoking-cigarettes-outside) -: Bees-don't-smoke. BARRY: Right.-Bees-don't-smoke. -: Bees-don't-smoke! But-some-bees-are-smoking. -: T #you're-ready-for-the-tub! (We-see-that-the-jury-have-each-made-their-own-paper-boats-after-being taught-how-by-Adam.-They-all-look-confused) JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Mr.-Flayman. ADAM: Yes?-Yes #Your-Honor! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Where-is-the-rest-of-your-team? ADAM: (Continues-stalling) Well #it's-interesting. -: Bees-are-trained-to-fly-haphazardly # and-as-a-result #we-don't-make-very-good-time. -: I-actually-heard-a-funny-story-about... MONTGOMERY: Your-Honor #haven't-these-ridiculous-bugs -: taken-up-enough of-this-court's-valuable-time? -: How-much-longer-will-we-allow these-absurd-shenanigans-to-go-on? -: They-have-presented-no-compelling evidence-to-support-their-charges -: against-my-clients #who-run-legitimate-businesses. -: I-move-for-a-complete-dismissal of-this-entire-case! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Mr.-Flayman #I'm-afraid-I'm-going -: to-have-to-consider Mr.-Montgomery's-motion. ADAM: But-you-can't!-We-have-a-terrific-case. MONTGOMERY: Where-is-your-proof? Where-is-the-evidence? -: Show-me-the-smoking-gun! BARRY: (Barry-flies-in-through-the-door) Hold-it #Your-Honor! You-want-a-smoking-gun? -: Here-is-your-smoking-gun. (Vanessa-walks-in-holding-a-bee-smoker.-She-sets-it-down-on-the-Judge's podium) JUDGE-BUMBLETON: What-is-that? BARRY: It's-a-bee-smoker! MONTGOMERY: (Picks-up-smoker) What #this? This-harmless-little-contraption? -: This-couldn't-hurt-a-fly #let-alone-a-bee. (Montgomery-accidentally-fires-it-at-the-bees-in-the-crowd-and-they-faint and-cough) (Dozens-of-reporters-start-taking-pictures-of-the-suffering-bees) BARRY: Look-at-what-has-happened -: to-bees-who-have-never-been-asked #'Smoking-or-non?' -: Is-this-what-nature-intended-for-us? -: To-be-forcibly-addicted to-smoke-machines -: and-man-made-wooden-slat-work-camps? -: Living-out-our-lives-as-honey-slaves to-the-white-man? (Barry-points-to-the-honey-industry-owners.-One-of-the #free-these-bees! ADAM-AND-VANESSA: Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees! BEES-IN-CROWD: Free-the-bees! HUMAN-JURY: Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: The-court-finds-in-favor-of-the-bees! BARRY: Vanessa #we-won! VANESSA: I-knew-you-could-do-it!-High-five! (Vanessa-hits-Barry-hard-because-her-hand-is-too-big) -: Sorry. BARRY: (Overjoyed) I'm-OK!-You-know-what-this-means? -: All-the-honey will-finally-belong-to-the-bees. -: Now-we-won't-have to-work-so-hard #Benson. -: You'll-regret-this. (Montgomery-leaves-and-Barry-goes-outside-the-courtroom.-Several-reporters start-asking-Barry-questions) REPORTER-1#: Barry #how-much-honey-is-out-there? BARRY: All-right.-One-at-a-time. REPORTER-2#: Barry #who-are-you-wearing? BARRY: My-sweater-is-Ralph-Lauren #and-I-have-no-pants. (Barry-flies-outside-with-the-paparazzi-and-Adam-and-Vanessa-stay-back) ADAM: (To-Vanessa) --What-if-Montgomery's-right? Vanessa: --What-do-you-mean? ADAM: We've-been-living-the-bee-way a-long-time #27-million-years. (Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-is-talking-to-a-man) BUSINESS-MAN: Congratulations-on-your-victory. What-will-you-demand-as-a-settlement? BARRY: First #we'll-demand-a-complete-shutdown of-all-bee-work-camps. (As-Barry-is-talking-we-see-a-montage-of-men-putting-'closed'-tape-over-the work-camps-and-freeing-the-bees-in-the-crappy-apartments) Then-we-want-back-the-honey that-was-ours-to-begin-with # every-last-drop. (Men-in-suits-are-pushing-all-the-honey-of-the-aisle-and-into-carts) We-demand-an-end-to-the-glorification of-the-bear-as-anything-more (We-see-a-statue-of-a-bear-shaped-honey-container-being-pulled-down-by bees) than-a-filthy #bad-breath-stink-machine. -: We're-all-aware of-what-they-do-in-the-woods. (We-see-Winnie-the-Pooh-sharing-his-honey-with-Piglet-in-the-cross-hairs-of a-high-tech-sniper-rifle) BARRY: (Looking-through-binoculars) Wait-for-my-signal. -: Take-him-out. (Win #his-tongue-hanging-out.-Piglet-looks-at-Pooh-in-fear and-the-Sniper-takes-the-honey.) SNIPER: He'll-have-nausea for-a-few-hours #then-he'll-be-fine. (Flash-forward-in-time) BARRY: And-we-will-no-longer-tolerate bee-negative-nicknames... (Mr.-Sting-is-sitting-at-home-until-he-is-taken-out-of-his-house-by-the-men in-suits) STING: But-it's-just-a-prance-about-stage-name! BARRY: ...unn #boys! -: Hold-it-right-there!-Good. -: Tap-it. (Tons-of-honey-is-being-pumped-into-the-hive's-storage) BEE-WORKER-1#: (Honey-overflows-from-the-cup) Mr.-Buzzwell #and-there's-gallons-more-coming! -: --I-think-we-need-to-shut-down! =BEE-WORKER-#2= --Shut-down?-We've-never-shut-down. -: Shut-down-honey-production! DEAN-BUZZWELL: Stop-making-honey! (The-bees-all-leave-their-stations.-Two-bees-run-into-a-room-and-they- #sir! (Two-worker-bees-dramatically-turn-their-keys #which-opens-the-button-which they-press #shutting-down-the-honey-making-machines.-This-is-the-first-time this-has-ever-happened) BEE: ...What-do-we-do-now? (Flash-forward-in-time-and-a-Bee-is-about-to-jump-into-a-pool-full-of honey) Cannonball! (The-bee-gets-stuck-in-the-honey-and-we-get-a-short #you-wouldn't-believe how-much-honey-was-out-there. ADAM: Oh #yeah? BARRY: What's-going-on?-Where-is-everybody? (The-entire-street-is-deserted) -: --Are-they-out-celebrating? ADAM: --They're-home. -: They-don't-know-what-to-do. Laying-out #sleeping-in. -: I-heard-your-Uncle-Carl-was-on-his-way to-San-Antonio-with-a-cricket. BARRY: At-least-we-got-our-honey-back. ADAM: Sometimes-I-think #so-what-if-humans liked-our-honey?-Who-wouldn't? -: It's-the-greatest-thing-in-the-world! I-was-excited-to-be-part-of-making-it. -: This-was-my-new-desk.-This-was-my new-job.-I-wanted-to-do-it-really-well. -: And-now... -: Now-I-can't. (Flash-forward-in- #do-you? BARRY: --What-did-you-want-to-show-me? (Vanessa-takes-Barry-to-the-rooftop-where-they-first-had-coffee-and-points to-her-store) VANESSA: --This. (Points-at-her-flowers.-They-are-all-grey-and-wilting) BARRY: What-happened-here? VANESSA: That-is-not #rather-it-is grey #and-dead-like.-It-is-very-depressing-to-look-at) BARRY: Oh #my. -: They're-all-wilting. VANESSA: Doesn't-look-very-good #does-it? BARRY: No. VANESSA: And-whose-fault-do-you-think-that-is? BARRY: You-know #I'm-gonna-guess-bees. VANESSA== (Staring-at-Barry) Bees? BARRY: Specifically #me. -: I-didn't-think-bees-not-needing-to-make honey-would-affect-all-these-things. VANESSA: It's-not-just-flowers. Fruits #they-all-need-bees. BARRY: That's-our-whole-SAT-test-right-there. VANESSA: Take-away-produce #that-affects the-entire-animal-kingdom. -: And-then #of-course... BARRY: The-human-species? -: So-if-there's-no-more-pollination # it-could-all-just-go-south-here #couldn't-it? VANESSA: I-know-this-is-also-partly-my-fault. BARRY: How-about-a-suicide-pact? VANESSA: How-do-we-do-it? BARRY: --I'll-sting-you #you-step-on-me. VANESSA: --That-just-kills-you-twice. BARRY: Right #right. VANESSA: Listen #Barry... sorry #but-I-gotta-get-going. (Vanessa-leaves) BARRY: (To-himself) I-had-to-open-my-mouth-and-talk. -: Vanessa? -: Vanessa?-Why-are-you-leaving? Where-are-you-going? (Vanessa-is-getting-into-a-taxi) VANESSA: To-the-final-Tournament-of-Roses-parade in-Pasadena. - #I-just-wanna-say-I'm-sorry. I-never-meant-it-to-turn-out-like-this. VANESSA: I-know.-Me-neither. (The-taxi-starts-to-drive-away) BARRY: Tournament-of-Roses. Roses-can't-do-sports. -: Wait-a-minute.-Roses.-Roses? -: Roses! -: Vanessa! (Barry-flies-after-th #they-are. BARRY: Flowers #pollen! VANESSA: I-know. That's-why-this-is-the-last-parade. BARRY: Maybe-not. Could-you-ask-him-to-slow-down? VANESSA: Could-you-slow-down? (The-taxi-driver-screeches-to-a-stop-and-Barry-keeps-flying-forward) -: Barry! (Barry-flies-back-to-the-window) B #I-made-a-huge-mistake. This-is-a-total-disaster #all-my-fault. VANESSA: Yes #it-kind-of-is. BARRY: I've-ruined-the-planet. I-wanted-to-help-you -: with-the-flower-shop. I've-made-it-worse. VANESSA: Actually #it's-completely-closed-down. BARRY: I-thought-maybe-you-were-remodeling. -: But-I-have-another-idea #and-it's greater-than-my-previous-ideas-combined. VANESSA: I-don't-want-to-hear-it! BARRY: All-right #the-roses-have-the-pollen. -: I-know-every-bee #plant and-flower-bud-in-this-park. -: All-we-gotta-do-is-get-what-they've-got back-here-with-what-we've-got. -: --Bees. VANESSA: --Park. BARRY: --Pollen! VANESSA: --Flowers. BARRY: --Re-pollination! VANESSA: --Across-the-nation! -: Tournament-of-Roses #California. -: They've-got-nothing but-flowers #floats-and-cotton-candy. -: Security-will-be-tight. BARRY: I-have-an-idea. (Flash-forward-in-time.-Vanessa-is-about-to-board-a-plane-which-has-all-the Roses-on-board. VANESSA: Vanessa-Bloome #FTD. (Holds-out-badge) -: Official-floral-business.-It's-real. SECURITY-GUARD: Sorry #ma'am.-Nice-brooch. =VANESSA== Thank-you.-It-was-a-gift. (Barry-is-revealed-to-be-hiding-inside-the-brooch) (Flash-back-in-time-and-Barry-and-Vanessa-are-discussing-their-plan) BARRY: Once-inside #we-just-pick-the-right-float. VANESSA: How-about-The-Princess-and-the-Pea? -: I-could-be-the-princess #and-you-could-be-the-pea! BARRY: Yes #I-got-it. -: --Where-should-I-sit? GUARD: --What-are-you? BARRY: --I-believe-I'm-the-pea. GUARD: --The-pea? VANESSA: It-goes-under-the-mattresses. GUARD: --Not-in-this-fairy-tale #sweetheart. --I'm-getting-the-marshal. VANESSA: You-do-that! This-whole-parade-is-a-fiasco! -: Let's-see-what-this-baby'll-do. (Vanessa-drives-the-float-through-traffic) GUARD: Hey #what-are-you-doing?! BARRY== Then-all-we-do is-blend-in-with-traffic... -: ...without-arousing-suspicion. -: Once-at-the-airport #there's-no-stopping-us. (Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-and-Vanessa-are-about-to-get-on-a-plane) SECURITY-GUARD: Stop!-Security. -: --You-and-your-insect-pack-your-float? VANESSA: --Yes. SECURITY-GUARD: Has-it-been in-your-possession-the-entire-time? VAN #we'll-have just-enough-pollen-to-do-the-job. (Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-and-Vanessa-are-flying-on-the-plane) Can-you-believe-how-lucky-we-are?-We have-just-enough-pollen-to-do-the-job! VANESSA: I-think-this-is-gonna-work. BARRY: It's-got-to-work. CA #this-is-Captain-Scott. -: We-have-a-bit-of-bad-weather in-New-York. -: It-looks-like-we'll-experience a-couple-hours-delay. VANESSA: Barry #these-are-cut-flowers with-no-water.-They'll-never-make-it. BARRY: I-gotta-get-up-there and-talk-to-them. VANESSA== Be-careful. (Barry-flies-right-outside-the-cockpit-door) BARRY: Can-I-get-help with-the-Sky-Mall-magazine? I'd-like-to-order-the-talking i #I'm-in-a-real-situation. CAPTAIN-SCOTT: --What'd-you-say #Hal? CO-PILOT-HAL: --Nothing. (Scott-notices-Barry-and-freaks-out) CAPTAIN-SCOTT: Bee! BARRY: No #Don't-freak-out!-My-entire-species... (Captain-Scott-gets-out-of-his-seat-and-tries-to-suck-Barry-into-a-handheld vacuum) HAL: (To-Scott) What-are-you-doing? (Barry-lands-on-Hals-hair-but-Scott-sees-him.-He-tries-to-suck-up-Barry-but instead-he-sucks-up-H #who-gets-knocked-out-and-falls-to-the-floor. They-are-both-uncounscious.) BARRY: (To-himself) Oh #Barry. BARRY: (On-intercom #with-a-Southern-accent) Good-afternoon #passengers. This-is-your-captain. -: Would-a-Miss-Vanessa-Bloome-in-24B please-report-to-the-cockpit? (Vanessa-looks-confused) (Normal-accent) ...And-please-hurry! (Vanessa-opens-the-door-and-sees-the-life-raft-and-the-uncounscious-pilots) VANESSA: What-h #but then-there-was-a-DustBuster #a-life-raft-exploded. -: Now-one's-bald #and-they're-both-unconscious! VANESSA: ...Is-that-another-bee-joke? BARRY: --No! -: No-one's-flying-the-plane! BUD-DITCHWATER: (Through-radio-on-plane) This-is-JFK-control-tower #Flight-356. What's-your-status? VANESSA: This-is-Vanessa-Bloome. I'm-a-florist-from-New-York. BUD: Where's-the-pilot? VANESSA: He's-unconscious #and-so-is-the-copilot. BUD: Not-good.-Does-anyone-onboard have-flight-experience? BARRY: As-a-matter-of-fact #there-is. BUD: --Who's-that? BARRY: --Barry-Benson. BUD: From-the-honey-trial?!-Oh #great. BARRY: Vanessa #this-is-nothing-more than-a-big-metal-bee. -: It's-got-giant-wings #huge-engines. VANESSA: I-can't-fly-a-plane. BARRY: --Why-not?-Isn't-John-Travolta-a-pilot? VANESSA: --Yes. BARRY: How-hard-could-it-be? (Vanessa-sits-down-and-flies-for-a-little-bit-but-we-see-lightning-clouds outside-the-window) VANESSA: Wait #Barry! We're-headed-into-some-lightning. (An-ominous-lightning-storm-looms-in-front-of-the-plane) (We-are-now-watching-the-Bee-News) BOB-BUMBLE: This-is-Bob-Bumble.-We-have-some late-breaking-news-from-JFK-Airport # where-a-suspenseful-scene is-developing. -: Barry-Benson #fresh-from-his-legal-victory... ADAM: That's-Barry! BOB-BUMBLE: ...is-attempting-to-land-a-plane #flowers -: and-an-incapacitated-flight-crew. JANET #UNCLE-CAR-AND-ADAM: Flowers?! (The-scene-switches-to-the-human-news) REPORTER: (Talking-with-Bob-Bumble) We-have-a-storm-in-the-area and-two-individuals-at-the-controls -: with-absolutely-no-flight-experience. BOB-BUMBLE: Just-a-minute. There's-a-bee-on- #a-bee shouldn't-be-able-to-fly-at-all. -: Their-wings-are-too-small... BARRY: (Through-radio) Haven't-we-heard-this-a-million-times? -: 'The-surface-area-of-the-wings and-body-mass-make-no-sense.'... BOB-BUMBLE: --Get-this-on-the-air! BEE: --Got-it. BEE- #it-makes-a-big-difference. -: More-than-we-realized. To-us #to-everyone. -: That's-why-I-want-to-get-bees back-to-working-together. -: That's-the-bee-way! We're-not-made-of-Jell-O. -: We-get-behind-a-fellow. -: --Black-and-yellow! BEES: --Hello! (The-scene-switches-and-Barry-is-teaching-Vanessa-how-to-fly) BARRY: #hover. VANESSA: --Hover? BARRY: --Forget-hover. VANESSA: This-isn't-so-hard. (Pretending-to-honk-the-horn) Beep-beep!-Beep-beep! (A-Lightning-bolt-hits-the-plane-and-autopilot-turns-off) Barry #what-happened?! BARRY: Wait #I-think-we-were on-autopilot-the-whole-time. VANESSA: --That-may-have-been-helping-me. BARRY: --And-now-we're-not! VANESSA: So-it-turns-out-I-cannot-fly-a-plane. (The-plane-plummets-but-we-see-Lou-Lu-Duva-and-the-Pollen-Jocks #along-with multiple-other-bees-flying-towards-the-plane) Lou-Lu-DUva: All-of-you #let's-get behind-this-fellow!-Move-it-out! -: Move-out! (The-scene-switches-back-to-Vanessa-and-Barry-in-the-plane) BARRY: Our-only-chance-is-if-I-do-what-I'd-do #you-copy-me-with-the-wings-of-the-plane! (Barry-sticks-out-his-arms-like-an-airplane-and-flys-in-front-of-Vanessa's face) VANESSA: Don't-have-to-yell. BARRY: I'm-not-yelling! We're-in-a-lot-of-trouble. VANESSA: It's-very-hard-to-concentrate with-that-pan #pull-yourself-together. You-have-to-snap-out-of-it! VANESSA: (Slaps-Barry) You-snap-out-of-it. BARRY: (Slaps-Vanessa) -: You-snap-out-of-it. VANESSA: --You-snap-out-of-it! BARRY: --You-snap-out-of-it! (We-see-that-all-the-Pollen-Jocks-are-flying-under-the #it's-my-turn. VANESSA: How-is-the-plane-flying? (The-plane-is-now-safely-flying) VANESSA: I-don't-know. (Barry's-antennae-rings-like-a-phone.-Barry-picks-up) BARRY: Hello? LOU-LU-DUVA: (Through-'phone') Benson #got-any-flowers for-a-happy-occasion-in-there? (All-of-the-Pollen-Jocks-are-carrying-the-plane) BARRY: The-Pollen-Jocks! -: They-do-get-behind-a-fellow. LOU-LU-DUVA: --Black-and-yellow. POLLEN-JOCKS: --Hello. LOU-LU-DUVA: All-right #let's-drop-this-tin-can on-the-blacktop. BARRY: Where?-I-can't-see-anything.-Can-you? VANESSA: No #nothing.-It's-all-cloudy. -: Come-on.-You-got-to-think-bee #Barry. BARRY: --Thinking-bee. --Thinking-bee. (On-the-runway-there-are-millions-of-bees-laying-on-their-backs) BEES: Thinking-bee! Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee! BARRY: Wait-a-minute. I-think-I'm-feeling-something. VANESSA: --What? BARRY: --I-don't-know.-It' #pulling-me. -: Like-a-27-million-year-old-instinct. -: Bring-the-nose-down. BEES: Thinking-bee! Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee! CONTROL-TOWER-OPERATOR: --What-in-the-world-is-on-the-tarmac? BUD: --Get-some-lights-on-that! (It-is-revealed-that-all-the-bees-ar #aim-for-the-flower. VANESSA: --OK. BARRY: Out-the-engines.-We're-going-in on-bee-power.-Ready #boys? LOU-LU-DUVA: Affirmative! BARRY: Good.-Good.-Easy #now.-That's-it. -: Land-on-that-flower! -: Ready?-Full-reverse! -: Spin-it-around! (The-plane's-nose-is-pointed-at-a-flower-painted-on-a-nearby-plane) --Not-that-flower!-The-other-one! VANESSA: --Which-one? BARRY: --That-flower. (The-plane-is-now-pointed- #Barry! BARRY: --This's-the-only-way-I-know-how-to-fly. BUD: Am-I-koo-koo-kachoo #or-is-this-plane flying-in-an-insect-like-pattern? (The-plane-is-unrealistically-hovering-and-spinning-over-the-bee-flower) BARRY: Get-your-nose-in-there.-Don't-be-afraid. Smell-it.-Full-reverse! -: Just-drop-it.-Be-a-part-of-it. -: Aim-for-the-center! -: #woman! -: Come-on #already. (The-bees-scatter-and-the-plane-safely-lands) VANESSA: Barry #we-did-it! You-taught-me-how-to-fly! BARRY: --Yes! (Vanessa-is-about-to-high-five-Barry) No-high-five! VANESSA: --Right. ADAM: Barry #it-worked! Did-you-see-the-giant-flower? BARRY: What-giant-flower?-Where?-Of-course I-saw-the-flower!-That-was-genius! ADAM: --Thank-you. BARRY: --But-we're-not-done-yet. -: Listen #everyone! -: This-runway-is-covered with-the-last-pollen -: from-the-last-flowers available-anywhere-on-Earth. -: That-means-this-is-our-last-chance. -: We're-the-only-ones-who-make-honey #pollinate-flowers-and-dress-like-this. -: If-we're-gonna-survive-as-a-species #this-is-our-moment!-What-do-you-say? -: Are-we-going-to-be-bees #or-just Museum-of-Natural-History-keychains? BEES: We're-bees! BEE-WHO-LIKES-KEYCHAINS: Keychain! BARRY: Then-follow-me!-Except-Keychain. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: Hold-on #Barry.-Here. -: You've-earned-this. BARRY: Yeah! -: I'm-a-Pollen-Jock!-And-it's-a-perfect fit.-All-I-gotta-do-are-the-sleeves. (The-Pollen-Jocks-throw-Barry-a-nectar-collecting-gun.-Barry-catches-it) Oh #yeah. JANET: That's-our-Barry. (Barry-and-the-Pollen-Jocks-get-pollen-from-the-flowers-on-the-plane) (Flash-forward-in-time-and-the-Pollen-Jocks-are-flying-over-NYC) -: (Barry-pollinates-the-flowers-in-Vanessa's-shop-and-then-heads-to-Central Park) BOY-IN #now's-the-time. -: I-got-a-feeling-we'll-be working-late-tonight! (The-bee-honey-factories-are-back-up-and-running) (Meanwhile-at-Vanessa's-shop) VANESSA: (To-customer) Here's-your-change.-Have-a-great afternoon!-Can-I-help-who's-next? -: Would-you-like-s #it's-all-me. And-I-don't-see-a-nickel! -: Sometimes-I-just-feel like-a-piece-of-meat! BARRY: I-had-no-idea. VANESSA: Barry #I'm-sorry. Have-you-got-a-moment? BARRY: Would-you-excuse-me? My-mosquito-associate-will-help-you. MOOSEBLOOD: Sorry-I'm-late. COW: He's-a-lawyer-too? MOOSEBLOOD: Ma'am #I-was-already-a-blood-sucking-parasite. All-I-needed-was-a-briefcase. VANESSA: Have-a-great-afternoon! -: Barry #and-I-can't-get-them-anywhere. BARRY: No-problem #Vannie. Just-leave-it-to-me. VANESSA: You're-a-lifesaver #Barry. Can-I-help-who's-next? BARRY: All-right #jocks! It's-time-to-fly. VANESSA: Thank-you #Barry! (Ken-walks-by-on-the-sidewalk-and-sees-the-'bee-approved-honey'-in Vanessa's-shop) KEN: That-bee-is-living-my-life!! ANDY: Let-it-go #Kenny. KEN: --When-will-this-nightmare-end?! ANDY: --Let-it-all-go. BARRY: --Beautiful-day-to-fly. POLLEN-JOCK: --Sure-is. BARRY: Between-you-and-me #I-was-dying-to-get-out-of-that-office. (Barry-recreates-the-scene-near-the-beginning-of-the-movie-where-he-flies through-the-box-kite.-The-movie-fades-to-black-and-the-credits-being) [--after-credits;-No-scene-can-be-seen-but-the-characters-can-be-heard t #my-friend! -: --Thinking-bee! --Me? BARRY: (Talking-over-singer) Hold-it.-Let's-just-stop for-a-second.-Hold-it. -: I'm-sorry.-I'm-sorry #everyone. Can-we-stop-here? SINGER: Oh #BarryBARRY: I'm-not-making-a-major-life-decision during-a-production-number! SINGER: All-right.-Take-ten #everybody. Wrap-it-up #guys. BARRY: I-had-virtually-no-rehearsal-for-that
 
It. Is. Finished!!!
I still don’t have a name for the piece 😅
But I am happy 😊
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Close up of a girl reaching her hand out which holds a dandelion
Girl covered in flowers and poison leaves holding a dandelion
 
My latest - a composition I made up, using photos by @welshpixie as reference. I hope I did them justice!
Turned out a bit more whimsical and illustrative than I planned, but that can be a good thing.
Time lapse: YouTube https://youtu.be/Ie3wTtc1mYU - Peertube https://makertube.net/w/uF8TCpSRVqZnwDDqZcJkR8
Print: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/helenmclaughlinart/mountain-meadow
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A digital painting of a meadow of pink, white and purple wildflowers. The style is illustrative and a little whinsical, with basic flowers in the background and four flowers picked out in more detail in the foreground. In the distance, in painterly, indistinct brush strokes, is some green woodland and a range of pale blue mountains under a cloud spotted blue sky.
 
I love carnations and how they turn from spiral into circle. Of course I made a sweet little lino of one. It’s 24x16cm, on Japanese paper, hand pressed.

Buy one here (for €40,-): https://www.schulte-printmaking.com/product/10818409/anjertje-little-carnation

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Linoprint of black square with cut out carnation
 
A Budget Bundle, today's Bundle is Autumn! The golden and yellow hues of a
nasturtium and chrysanthemums, and the handsome burgundy hues of a plant I'm
still identifying, come together as a group of print ready pretties to soothe
your autumnal soul. Ready for you on ko-fi!

https://ko-fi.com/s/5c067aeb16

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a four photo collage. clockwise: a yellow nasturtium, looking vaguely like a monster plant. a drooping, burgundy plant reminiscent of a tiny willow. a high magnification, low angle photo of yellow chrysanthemums. a similar photo of chrysanthemums, though one in particular is the focus, rather than a cluster
 
Another painterly painting. I'm really enjoying this slightly new, quicker, looser direction, and the bright warm colours made me happy while I was working on it. Enjoy the quick time lapse gif,
the full 6 min video is here: https://youtu.be/5wtiGkvs8e0
Print available here: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/helenmclaughlinart/bluebells-at-sunset/

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A digital painting of a carpet of bluebells in a wood at sunset. Bright, orange and yellow lighting shines from the back of the scene, through painterly, blurred trees, and picks out details on deep purple flowers in the foreground.
 
All home grown, freshly arranged. Absolutely loving the first cuts of dahlias, and all the different types of cosmos coming up.

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A closely cropped image of a tight cluster of pink, yellow, and orange cut flowers.
 

Content warning: Food - a gardeners weddingcake, covered in flowers.

 
Selenicereus grandiflorus.
Philip Reinagle, from "New Illustration of the Sexual System of Carolus von Linnaeus..." by Robert John Thornton, London: 1807 # # #
View of blooming Selenicereus grandiflorus (also known as night-blooming cereus, or queen of the night) on a river bank by a moonlit night.
 
I do not only draw in digital, i also love working this inks, even thou i haven't been able to in a looooong while.
This two pics are from an old inktober challenge and still very dear to me!!

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It's a black and white illustration done in ink. Pretty owl-boy with wings instead of ears. He has feathers on his neck and top part of the chest, also in his hands where he also has claws (talons?) He's holding a flute in his hands and has a sweet smile. He's under a tree with flowers and the full moon behind him.
It's a black and white illustration done in ink. This picture complements the owl-boy one. It's a raven-boy with long black hair, dark wings instead of ears. He looks a bit tribal. Has feathers in his eyes as if it was a mask. Also on his chest. He's smirking and kind of laid in a sexy pose. He's also under a tree with flowers.
 
Speaking of things for sale.... I do have some original art that's still available. @Curator

Here's my Kline Jug. I might draw more of these. :o
Copic marker and colour pencil on Bristol board, A3 sized, ~€200

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A colour drawing of a Kline bottle with some multicoloured oleander growing at various stages within it.
A close up of the drawing.
 
Reaching way back into my archives I found this very lovely wildflowers photo

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Also on my inprnt shop ! https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/cassowary/romantic-folwers/
Tiny white five-petaled wildflowers in a sort of flowing cluster with small oval leaves.
 
Your daily(ish) evening film photo.

Wild flowers - Another photo in a series of spring wildflower photos...

Camera: Mamiya M645 1000S
Film: Ilford FP4 Plus 125
Developer: Rodinal
Film ISO: 125 | Shutter speed: 0.008" | Aperture: f8

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More film photos: https://www.tapasinthesun.com/daily-film-photo/
A black-and-white macro photo of wildflowers in the Andalucian olive groves. The background is totally blurred.
 
The secret to making a flower bloom - give it a wee tickle.

100% of fact.

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Do you like my dress? asked Poppy 💃

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This photo shows a poppy with just two bright red and dark purple petals left.<br />The petals are hanging down ready to fall of at any moment.<br />It looks almost like the poppy has a bright dress like a ballerina dancing around.<br />My imagination, sorry  <img class=" title="This photo shows a poppy with just two bright red and dark purple petals left.
The petals are hanging down ready to fall of at any moment.
It looks almost like the poppy has a bright dress like a ballerina dancing around.
My imagination, sorry :-)">
 
Selección de acuarelas 🤘🏻💀🖤✨🎨 paleta de seis colores Winsor and Newton sobre papel profesional para acuarela W&N cold press, grano fino, 300 gm. 22,9x30,5 cm.
Solstice
Withered
Gumshroom
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Retrato en acuarela de mujer hecho con Amarillo Indio y Naranja libre de Cadmio. En tonos y veladuras.<br />Watercolor portrait of a woman, made with Indian Yellow and Free cadmium Orange. Shades and glazes.
Ilustración en acuarela, dos flores con aspecto de calavera y pétalos marchitos, rodeadas en atmósfera de fantasía. En Azul de cobalto oscuro y Verde de cobalto oscuro.<br />Watercolor illustration, two ghoulish flowers and withered petals, surrounded by a fantasy atmosphere. In Dark blue cobalt Y Dark green cobalt.
Dibujo en acuarela de setas redondas y esponjosas, con  burbujas de líquido. Colores Rojo Winsor y Granza Rosa Genuina.<br />Watercolor painting picturing rounded and fluffy mushrooms with liquid bubbles on it. In Winsor Red and Rose Madder Genuine colors.
Escena de mesa de trabajo con bloc de papel para acuarela y los tres trabajos expuestos, con tubos de pintura sobre ellos.<br />Workspace scene picture with paper and the three paintings shown, with tubes of paint around.
 
Viper's bugloss, echium vulgare. The plant can cause irritation to humans by brushing up against it. It is toxic to cattle however young shoots are edible when picked small and green. Large amounts can cause liver damage though. It can be a medicinal plant. Being used as an infusion to treat fevers and chest conditions.

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A watercolor and ink drawing of a stalk of viper's bugloss 10 flowers shown
 
These two are definitely a case of of designs that take a while. Worth it for every finished project, though!

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Dragoness couple, Boo and Avaline, laying down with Book upright and Avaline in her back, mouth open happy, with one wing reached out to touch Boo's face with Book with a happy smile. Their frills, horns, wing membranes look like flower petals. Boo is a pink orchid dragon, and Avaline is a yellow sunflower dragon.
 
The woodland/forest series of art illustrations will only be available until the evening of Friday 23rd June!

There are around 40 pieces in this series so if you've seen anything you like or would like to see the whole range, you can find them all on my website (including all the details) here…

HTTPS://tamzincavendish.com

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A grid of six paintings in frames. Top left is Yew, top middle is Ash, top right is Rowan. Bottom left is Elder, bottom middle is Oak, bottom right is Foxgloves
 
I've been having fun making images using this new "superblack" backdrop I received recently. This photo was taken outdoors in my garden.

This is the Coral Honeysuckle (***Lonicera sempervirens).***

I'm making this photo public domain for artists (or anyone, for that matter) to use for their work. I'll be releasing more images over the next few weeks.

Canonical URL: https://flic.kr/p/2oFec8c

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A photo of the coral honeysuckle, the flowers of the plant are primarily pink-red with yellow and orange stamens and stigma. <br /><br />The flowers are at the top of the image and attached to the green stem of the honeysuckle vine. Six green leaves of the vine are also visible, one of which has water droplets.
 
I'm a lousy photographer with a crappy phone, but I have a # of # in full bloom, take about a million pictures a day, and so some do eventually turn out nice...
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A small white rose flower on a background of green leaves
 
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🚩 Jardin du Fond de l'Or, Lugon-et-l'Île-du-Carnay, Gironde, France. (https://lejardindufonddelor.fr)
18th May 2023, in the morning.

Hidden gem (the entrance is in a rural subdivision and very badly indicated). One hectare downhill with lots of wood carvings. We were alone.

Don't hesitate to share and please look at the three other parts of the thread. (14 pictures)

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Catchfly grass
Lovegrass
Smoketree
Catchfly grass
 
An older piece which ended up being partly inspired by a friend who lost their partner much too soon..
# for regeneration and healing, # for love and fidelity, and marigold # for grief and remembrance of the dead.
# and # on paper.

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Two axolotls, one black and one pale pink, swimming in a yin-yang formation. Each has a third eye. There is ivy leaves above and three red and yellow marigold blooms below them. There is a faint white mandala pattern behind them, and the background consists of grey and pale blue vertical stripes.
 
Grayscale is really fun for flowers because you get to see delicate structures that might otherwise get obliterated by their bright colors. Peony petal with dew, cellphone #

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a grayscale macro photo of a flower petal with large dew drops
 
Older sketch that is not even cleaned of finished :P
But I still wanted to share it!
Later I will tell more about those paintings I'm creating :)

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A sketch of a painting. Three tree swallows flying, with arrows behing them with 2 kinds of flowers and a lot of leaves around them. The frame is adorned with several golden leaves that are connected.
 
I've got art in shopping carts, it doesn't always mean I'll get a sale, but I am so hopeful, could use money to help me with house painting that's going on at the moment. I've got all my fingers crossed, but it's hard to draw like that😄
Original watercolour painting - Agapanthus flowers https://etsy.me/3zTIZPk via @Etsy
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Original watercolour painting - Agapanthus flowers<br />Large round white flowerheads on a green background<br />Watercolour on Arches paper.<br />Width: 18 centimetres<br />Height: 26 centimetres
 
Let me showcase two prints of my modular lantern design. Both iterations are adorned with Kristina's enchanting bird and flower-themed side panels.

These lanterns have an integrated LED light paired with an 3D printed diffuser (more details on this soon).

Despite their look, these lanterns are actually a breeze to print with any 3D printer:
https://www.printables.com/model/430891

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A 3D printed lantern with a bird and flower design on its side panels. Coffee brown stand and frame with yellow and red side panels.
A 3D printed lantern with a birds and flower design on its side panels. In black, green and red.
 
We had a pretty bad # here in Montreal recently - a huge chunk of the city lost power. We were lucky, and only lost power for 44, and had a generator to keep our snakes warm and our fridge/freezer cold - but despite all of the damage and frustration - I managed to get some pretty good # # s of # on some of the # # that were just about to open up in my #
A white and purple crocus, about to bloom, with about 5mm of ice encasing it.
A purple and yellow crocus, about to bloom, with about 5mm of ice encasing it.
A  purple crocus, about to bloom, with about 5mm of ice encasing it.
 
Calling all those who signed up for Box Two of The Flower Fairies of the Spring Mini Skein Club - it's time for the big reveal!

Introducing The Daffodil Fairy (yellow/green), The Dog-Violet Fairy (purple), The Willow-Catkin Fairy (bright yellow) and The Larch Fairy (peach).

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Picture shows three mini skeins of yarn in shades of yellow, green, brown and white. They are positioned diagonally. In front of them are two white organza bags containing buttons and stitch markers and underneath the front mini skein is a postcard of a flower fairy.
Picture shows three mini skeins of yarn in shades of purple, pink and green. They are positioned diagonally. In front of them are two white organza bags containing buttons and stitch markers and underneath the front mini skein is a postcard of a flower fairy.
Picture shows three mini skeins of yarn in shades of bright yellow and green. They are positioned diagonally. In front of them are two white organza bags containing buttons and stitch markers and underneath the front mini skein is a postcard of a flower fairy.
Picture shows three mini skeins of yarn in shades of peach and green. They are positioned diagonally. In front of them are two white organza bags containing buttons and stitch markers and underneath the front mini skein is a postcard of a flower fairy.
 
# is coming!!

Few # I took over the last years during springtime.

Please tell me if you want to buy one of these as a print. :)

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Close up of a mangnolia flower
Flowers in the forest during sunset
poppy during a sunset
 
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