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gabboman
gabboman 6 months ago
ok here we go
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NARRATOR:
(Black-screen-with-text;-The-sound-of-buzzing-bees-can-be-heard)
According-to-all-known-laws
of-aviation # # # # # # # #

(Through-phone)
--Barry?
BARRY:
--Adam?
ADAM:
--Can-you-believe-this-is-happening?
BARRY:
--I-can't.-I'll-pick-you-up.
(Barry-flies-down-the-stairs)
-:
MARTIN-BENSON:
Looking-sharp.
JANET:
Use-the-stairs.-Your-father
paid-good-money-for-those.
BARRY:
Sorry.-I'm-excited.
MARTIN:
Here's-the-graduate.
We're-very-proud-of-you # #

JANET:
--Wave-to-us!-We'll-be-in-row-118 # # # # # # # # # #

BARRY:
--Artie # # # # # # #

ADAM:
--We-are!
BARRY=
--Bee-men.
=ADAM=
--Amen!
BARRY-AND-ADAM:
Hallelujah!
(Barry-and-Adam-both-have-a-happy-spasm)
ANNOUNCER:
Students # # # #

ANNOUNCER:
Keep-your-hands-and-antennas
inside-the-tram-at-all-times.
BARRY:
--Wonder-what-it'll-be-like?
ADAM:
--A-little-scary.
TOUR-GUIDE==
Welcome-to-Honex # # # # # # #

--What-do-you-think-he-makes?
BARRY:
--Not-enough.
TOUR-GUIDE:
Here-we-have-our-latest-advancement # # # # #

What's-the-difference?
TOUR-GUIDE:
You'll-be-happy-to-know-that-bees # # # #

BARRY:
You-ever-think-maybe-things
work-a-little-too-well-here?
ADAM:
Like-what?-Give-me-one-example.
(Barry-and-Adam-stop-walking-and-it-is-revealed-to-the-audience-that
hundreds-of-cars-are-speeding-by-and-narrowly-missing-them-in-perfect
unison)
BARRY:
I-don't-know.-But-you-know
what-I'm-talking-about.
ANNOUNCER:
Please-clear-the-gate.
Royal-Nectar-Force-on-approach.
BARRY:
Wait-a-second.-Check-it-out.
(The-Pollen-jocks-fly-in # # # # # #

LOU-LO-DUVA:
You-guys-did-great!
-:
You're-monsters!
You're-sky-freaks!
I-love-it!
(Punching-the-Pollen-Jocks-in-joy)
I-love-it!
ADAM:
--I-wonder-where-they-were.
BARRY:
--I-don't-know.
-:
Their-day's-not-planned.
-:
Outside-the-hive # #

ADAM==
Those-ladies?
Aren't-they-our-cousins-too?
BARRY:
Distant.-Distant.
POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
Look-at-these-two.
POLLEN-JOCK-#2:
--Couple-of-Hive-Harrys.
POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
--Let's-have-fun-with-them.
GIRL-BEE-#1:
It-must-be-dangerous
being-a-Pollen-Jock.
BARRY:
Yeah.-Once-a-bear-pinned-me
against-a-mushroom!
-:
He-had-a-paw-on-my-throat # # #

(The-pollen-jocks-walk-up-to-Barry-and-Adam # # # # # #

Hey # # # # # # # # # #

Janet # # #

BARRY:
--Today's-the-day.
ADAM:
Come-on!-All-the-good-jobs
will-be-gone.
BARRY:
Yeah # # # # # # #

ADAM:
--You-want-to-go-first?
BARRY:
--No # # # # #

ADAM:
Oh # # # # # # # # # # # # # #

You're-gonna-die!-You're-crazy!
(Barry-hangs-up)
Hello?
POLLEN-JOCK-#2:
Another-call-coming-in.
-:
If-anyone's-feeling-brave # # # # # # # #

and-as-you-all-know # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #

Hello!
POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
(To-Barry)You-ready-for-this # # # # # # # # # # # #

-:
I-feel-so-fast-and-free!
-:
Box-kite!
(Barry-flies-through-the-kite)
-:
Wow!
-:
Flowers!
(A-pollen-jock-puts-on-some-high-tech-goggles-that-shows-flowers-similar-to
heat-sink-goggles.)
POLLEN-JOCK:
This-is-Blue-Leader.
We-have-roses-visual.
-:
Bring-it-around-30-degrees-and-hold.
-:
Roses!
POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
30-degrees # # # #

(Barry-and-the-Pollen-jock-fly-over-the-field # # # # # # #

POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
This-is-the-coolest.-What-is-it?
POLLEN-JOCK-#2:
I-don't-know # # # # # #

BARRY==
Very-close.
-:
Gonna-hurt.
-:
Mama's-little-boy.
(Barry-is-being-hit-back-and-forth-by-two-humans-playing-tennis.-He-is
still-stuck-to-the-ball)
POLLEN-JOCK-#1:
You-are-way-out-of-position # # # #

Yowser!
(Barry-bounces-around-town-and-gets-stuck-in-the-engine-of-a-car.-He-flies
into-the-air-conditioner-and-sees-a-bug-that-was-frozen-in-there)
BARRY:
Ew # # # # # # #

the-ground # # # # # #

(Barry-keeps-trying-to-fly-out-the-window-but-he-keeps-being-knocked-back
because-the-window-is-closed)
Maybe-this-time.-This-time.-This-time.
This-time!-This-time!-This...
-:
Drapes!
(Barry-taps-the-glass.-He-doesn't-understand-what-it-is)
That-is-diabolical.
KEN:
It's-fantastic.-It's-got-all-my-special
skills # # # #

I-predicted-global-warming.
-:
I-could-feel-it-getting-hotter.
At-first-I-thought-it-was-just-me.
(Andy-dips-a-chip-into-the-bowl-and-scoops-up-some-dip-with-Barry-on-it-and
is-about-to-put-it-in-his-mouth)
-:
Wait!-Stop!-Bee!
(Andy-drops-the-chip-with-Barry-in-fear-and-backs-away.-All-the-humans
freak-out)
-:
Stand-back.-These-are-winter-boots.
(Ken-has-winter-boots-on-his-hands-and-he-is-about-to-smash-the-bee-but
Vanessa-saves-him-last-second)
VANESSA:
Wait!
-:
Don't-kill-him!
(Vanessa-puts-Barry-in-a-glass-to-protect-him)
KEN:
You-know-I'm-allergic-to-them!
This-thing-could-kill-me!
VANESSA:
Why-does-his-life-have
less-value-than-yours?
KEN:
Why-does-his-life-have-any-less-value
than-mine?-Is-that-your-statement?
VANESSA:
I'm-just-saying-all-life-has-value.-You
don't-know-what-he's-capable-of-feeling.
(Vanessa-picks-up-Ken's-brochure-and-puts-it-under-the-glass-so-she-can
carry-Barry-back-to-the-window.-Barry-looks-at-Vanessa-in-amazement)
KEN:

My-brochure!
VANESSA:
There-you-go # # # # #

VANESSA:
--Bye.
(Closes-door)
(Fast-forward-to-the-next-day # # #

-:
How-should-I-start-it?
(Barry-strikes-a-pose-and-wiggles-his-eyebrows)
'You-like-jazz?'
No # # # # # #

BARRY:
I-am.-And-I'm-not-supposed
to-be-doing-this #

Same-way-you-did # # # #

BARRY:
--Actually # # #

-:
BARRY==
He's-making-the-tie-in-the-cab
as-they're-flying-up-Madison.
-:
He-finally-gets-there.
-:
He-runs-up-the-steps-into-the-church.
The-wedding-is-on.
-:
And-he-says # # # # #

BARRY:
--You-do?
VANESSA:
--Sure.
-:
My-parents-wanted-me-to-be-a-lawyer-or
a-doctor # #

--It's-like-putting-a-hat-on-your-knee.
VANESSA:
--Maybe-I'll-try-that.
(A-custodian-installing-a-lightbulb-looks-over-at-them-but-to-his
perspective-it-looks-like-Vanessa-is-talking-to-a-cup-of-coffee-on-the
table)
CUSTODIAN:
--You-all-right # # # # # # #

-:
Or-not.
VANESSA:
OK # # # # # # # #

ADAM:
Humans!-I-can't-believe
you-were-with-humans!
-:
Giant # # # #

ADAM:
You-did?-Was-she-Bee-ish?
-:
--A-wasp?!-Your-parents-will-kill-you!
BARRY:
--No # # # # # # # # #

BARRY:
We're-not-dating.
ADAM:
You're-flying-outside-the-hive #

BARRY:
It's-bread-and-cinnamon-and-frosting.
ADAM:
Be-quiet!
BARRY:
They-heat-it-up...
ADAM:
Sit-down!
(Adam-forces-Barry-to-sit-down)
BARRY:
(Still-rambling-about-Cinnabons)
...really-hot!
(Adam-grabs-Barry-by-the-shoulders)
ADAM:
--Listen-to-me!
-:
We-are-not-them!-We're-us.
There's-us-and-there's-them!
BARRY==
Yes # #

Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!
(Flash-forward-in-time;-Barry-is-laying-on-a-raft-in-a-pool-full-of-honey.
He-is-wearing-sunglasses)
JANET:
There-he-is.-He's-in-the-pool.
MARTIN:
You-know-what-your-problem-is # # #

Barry # # # # #

JANET:
--I-told-you-not-to-yell-at-him.
-:
He-doesn't-respond-to-yelling!
MARTIN:
--Then-why-yell-at-me?
JANET:
--Because-you-don't-listen!
MARTIN:
I'm-not-listening-to-this.
BARRY:
Sorry # #

-:
Up-on-a-float # # # # # # # # # #

It's-usually-fatal-for-us.
VANESSA:
So-you-have-to-watch-your-temper
(They-walk-into-a-store)
BARRY:
Very-carefully.
You-kick-a-wall # # # # # #

VANESSA:
Yeah # # # # # #

You-don't-have
enough-food-of-your-own?!
(Hector-looks-back-and-notices-that-Vanessa-is-talking-to-Barry)
VANESSA:
--Well # # # # # #

And-it's-on-sale?!
I'm-getting-to-the-bottom-of-this.
-:
I'm-getting-to-the-bottom
of-all-of-this!
(Flash-forward-in-time;-Barry-paints-his-face-with-black-strikes-like-a
soldier-and-sneaks-into-the-storage-section-of-the-store)
(Two-men # # # # # #

Who's-your-supplier?
HECTOR:
I-don't-understand.
I-thought-we-were-friends.
-:
The-last-thing-we-want
to-do-is-upset-bees!
(Hector-takes-a-thumbtack-out-of-the-board-behind-him-and-sword-fights
Barry.-Barry-is-using-his-stinger-like-a-sword)
-:
You're-too-late!-It's-ours-now!
BARRY:
You # # # # #

-:
These-faces # # #

them-off)
BARRY:
--What-is-that?!
MOOSEBLOOD:
--Oh # # #

There-is-a-pause-and-then-Barry-and-the-water-bug-both-start-screaming)
TRUCK-DRIVER:
--You-hear-something?
GUY-IN-TRUCK:
--Like-what?
TRUCK-DRIVER:
Like-tiny-screaming.
GUY-IN-TRUCK:
Turn-off-the-radio.
(The-antenna-starts-to-lower-until-it-gets-to-low-and-sinks-into-the-truck.
The-water-bug-flies-off-and-Barry-is-forced-to-let-go-and-he-is-blown-away.
He-luckily-lands-inside-a-horn-on-top-of-the-truck-where-he-finds
Mooseblood # # # # #

--We're-all-jammed-in.
-:
It's-a-close-community.
MOOSEBLOOD:
Not-us # # # # # # # #

MOOSEBLOOD:
I-knew-I'd-catch-y'all-down-here.
Did-you-bring-your-crazy-straw?
(The-truck-goes-out-of-view-and-Barry-notices-that-the-truck-he's-on-is
pulling-into-a-camp-of-some-sort)
TRUCK-DRIVER:
We-throw-it-in-jars # # # # #

BEEKEEPER-#2:
They-make-the-honey # # # # #

Bee-honey.
-:
Our-honey-is-being-brazenly-stolen
on-a-massive-scale!
-:
This-is-worse-than-anything-bears
have-done!-I-intend-to-do-something.
(Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-is-showing-these-pictures-to-his-parents)
JANET:
Oh # #

BARRY:
We-do-not.
ADAM:
--You-wish-you-could.
MARTIN:
--Whose-side-are-you-on?
BARRY:
The-bees!
UNCLE-CARL:
(He-has-been-sitting-in-the-back-of-the-room-this-entire-time)
I-dated-a-cricket-once-in-San-Antonio.
Those-crazy-legs-kept-me-up-all-night.
JANET:
Barry # #

ADAM:
Even-if-it's-true # # #

--And-I'm-Jeanette-Chung.
BOB-BUMBLE:
A-tri-county-bee # # # # # # # # #

-:
We-were-thinking
of-stickball-or-candy-stores.
BARRY:
How-old-are-you?
BEE-LARRY-KING:
The-bee-community
is-supporting-you-in-this-case # # # # # # # #

KEN:
In-tennis # # # # # # # # #

Listen # # #

Those-are-great # # # # # # # #

a-crowd-outside-a-courthouse)
NEWS-REPORTER:
It's-an-incredible-scene
here-in-downtown-Manhattan # # # # # # # # #

(To-Honey-Industry-lawyers)
You-boys-work-on-this?
MAN:
All-rise!-The-Honorable
Judge-Bumbleton-presiding.
JUDGE-BUMBLETON:
All-right.-Case-number-4475 # # # # # # # # #

Born-on-a-farm # # #

BARRY:
Ladies-and-gentlemen # # # # # # #

of-Honey-Farms # # # #

-:
Yogi-Bear # # # # # # #

No # # # # # #

that's-ready-to-blow.
RAY-LIOTTA:
I-enjoy-what-I-do.-Is-that-a-crime?
BARRY:
Not-yet-it-isn't.-But-is-this
what-it's-come-to-for-you?
-:
Exploiting-tiny # # # # #

--Mr.-Liotta # # # # # # # #

I-didn't-want-all-this-to-go-to-waste # # # # # # # #

KEN:
Do-we?
BARRY:
Bees-have-100-percent-employment # # # # #

(Backing-away)
--What's-that?
KEN:
--Italian-Vogue.
BARRY:
Mamma-mia # # # # #

(Barry-gets-up-out-of-a-pile-of-bathroom-supplies-and-he-is-wearing-a
chapstick-hat)
BARRY:
Ken # # # # # #

You-know # # # # # #

KEN:
I-know-it's-got
an-aftertaste!-I-LIKE-IT!
(Ken-leaves-for-the-last-time)
VANESSA:
I-always-felt-there-was-some-kind
of-barrier-between-Ken-and-me.
-:
I-couldn't-overcome-it.
Oh # # # # #

--You-got-the-tweezers?
LAWYER:
--Are-you-allergic?
MONTGOMERY:
Only-to-losing # # # # # # # # #

MONTGOMERY:
Oh # # # #

-:
Order # # # #

-:
Look # # #

ADAM:
Oh # #

Mr.-Flayman.
ADAM:
Yes?-Yes # # # # # # #

of-this-entire-case!
JUDGE-BUMBLETON:
Mr.-Flayman # # # #

and-cough)
(Dozens-of-reporters-start-taking-pictures-of-the-suffering-bees)
BARRY:
Look-at-what-has-happened
-:
to-bees-who-have-never-been-asked # # #

BARRY:
Vanessa # # # # #

(Barry-flies-outside-with-the-paparazzi-and-Adam-and-Vanessa-stay-back)
ADAM:
(To-Vanessa)
--What-if-Montgomery's-right?
Vanessa:
--What-do-you-mean?
ADAM:
We've-been-living-the-bee-way
a-long-time # # # # #

Wait-for-my-signal.
-:
Take-him-out.
(Winnie-gets-hit-by-a-tranquilizer-dart-and-dramatically-falls-off-the-log
he-was-standing-on # # #

(Tons-of-honey-is-being-pumped-into-the-hive's-storage)
BEE-WORKER-1#:
(Honey-overflows-from-the-cup)
Mr.-Buzzwell # # # # #

(We-get-a-time-lapse-of-Central-Park-slowly-wilting-away-as-the-bees-all
relax)
BARRY:
Adam # # # #

And-now...
-:
Now-I-can't.
(Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-is-talking-to-Vanessa)
BARRY:
I-don't-understand
why-they're-not-happy.
-:
I-thought-their-lives-would-be-better!
-:
They're-doing-nothing.-It's-amazing.
Honey-really-changes-people.
VANESSA:
You-don't-have-any-idea
what's-going-on # # # # # #

They're-all-wilting.
VANESSA:
Doesn't-look-very-good # # # # # # # # # # # # #

They've-moved-it-to-this-weekend
because-all-the-flowers-are-dying.
-:
It's-the-last-chance
I'll-ever-have-to-see-it.
BARRY:
Vanessa # # # #

VANESSA:
I-know.
That's-why-this-is-the-last-parade.
BARRY:
Maybe-not.
Could-you-ask-him-to-slow-down?
VANESSA:
Could-you-slow-down?
(The-taxi-driver-screeches-to-a-stop-and-Barry-keeps-flying-forward)
-:
Barry!
(Barry-flies-back-to-the-window)
BARRY:
OK # # # # #

BARRY:
All-right # # # # # #

(Flash-forward-in-time.-Vanessa-is-about-to-board-a-plane-which-has-all-the
Roses-on-board.
VANESSA:
Vanessa-Bloome # # # # #

It-goes-under-the-mattresses.
GUARD:
--Not-in-this-fairy-tale # # #

SECURITY-GUARD:
Would-you-remove-your-shoes?
(To-Barry)
--Remove-your-stinger.
BARRY:
--It's-part-of-me.
SECURITY-GUARD:
I-know.-Just-having-some-fun.
Enjoy-your-flight.
(Barry-plotting-with-Vanessa)
BARRY:
Then-if-we're-lucky # # # #

I-gotta-get-up-there
and-talk-to-them.
VANESSA==
Be-careful.
(Barry-flies-right-outside-the-cockpit-door)
BARRY:
Can-I-get-help
with-the-Sky-Mall-magazine?
I'd-like-to-order-the-talking
inflatable-nose-and-ear-hair-trimmer.
(The-flight-attendant-opens-the-door-and-walks-out-and-Barry-flies-into-the
cockpit-unseen)
BARRY:
Captain # # # # #

HAL:
(Hal-doesn't-know-Barry-is-on-his-head)
--Who's-an-attorney?
CAPTAIN-SCOTT:
Don't-move.
(Scott-hits-Hal-in-the-face-with-the-vacuum-in-an-attempt-to-hit-Barry.-Hal
is-knocked-out-and-he-falls-on-the-life-raft-button-which-launches-an
infalatable-boat-into-Scott # # # # # # # # #

--No!
-:
No-one's-flying-the-plane!
BUD-DITCHWATER:
(Through-radio-on-plane)
This-is-JFK-control-tower # # # # # #

VANESSA:
I-can't-fly-a-plane.
BARRY:
--Why-not?-Isn't-John-Travolta-a-pilot?
VANESSA:
--Yes.
BARRY:
How-hard-could-it-be?
(Vanessa-sits-down-and-flies-for-a-little-bit-but-we-see-lightning-clouds
outside-the-window)
VANESSA:
Wait # # # # # # #

REPORTER:
(Talking-with-Bob-Bumble)
We-have-a-storm-in-the-area
and-two-individuals-at-the-controls
-:
with-absolutely-no-flight-experience.
BOB-BUMBLE:
Just-a-minute.
There's-a-bee-on-that-plane.
BUD:
I'm-quite-familiar-with-Mr.-Benson
and-his-no-account-compadres.
-:
They've-done-enough-damage.
REPORTER:
But-isn't-he-your-only-hope?
BUD:
Technically #

BEE-NEWS-CREW:
--Stand-by.
BEE-NEWS-CREW:
--We're-going-live!
BARRY:
(Through-radio-on-TV)
...The-way-we-work-may-be-a-mystery-to-you.
-:
Making-honey-takes-a-lot-of-bees
doing-a-lot-of-small-jobs.
-:
But-let-me-tell-you-about-a-small-job.
-:
If-you-do-it-well # #

Left # # # # # # # #

VANESSA:
Don't-have-to-yell.
BARRY:
I'm-not-yelling!
We're-in-a-lot-of-trouble.
VANESSA:
It's-very-hard-to-concentrate
with-that-panicky-tone-in-your-voice!
BARRY:
It's-not-a-tone.-I'm-panicking!
VANESSA:
I-can't-do-this!
(Barry-slaps-Vanessa)
BARRY:
Vanessa #

VANESSA:
--You-snap-out-of-it!
BARRY:
--You-snap-out-of-it!
VANESSA:
--Hold-it!
BARRY:
--Why?-Come-on # # #

on-the-blacktop.
BARRY:
Where?-I-can't-see-anything.-Can-you?
VANESSA:
No # # #

(It-is-revealed-that-all-the-bees-are-organized-into-a-giant-pulsating
flower-formation)
BEES:
Thinking-bee!
Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!
BARRY:
--Vanessa # # #

BARRY:
That's-a-fat-guy-in-a-flowered-shirt.
I-mean-the-giant-pulsating-flower
made-of-millions-of-bees!
(The-plane-hovers-over-the-bee-flower)
-:
Pull-forward.-Nose-down.-Tail-up.
-:
Rotate-around-it.
VANESSA:
--This-is-insane # # # # #

BARRY:
--Yes!
(Vanessa-is-about-to-high-five-Barry)
No-high-five!
VANESSA:
--Right.
ADAM:
Barry # # # #

-:
Are-we-going-to-be-bees # # #

to-make-a-call # # # # #

MOOSEBLOOD:
Ma'am # # # # # # # # #

--Sure-is.
BARRY:
Between-you-and-me # # # # # #
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#how-could-they #how-much-honey-is-out-there #huge-engines #huh #if-it's-done-well #if-it-isn't-the-bee-team #if-you're-three #if-you-look #in-a-tuna-sandwich #including-Hector #inspector-number-seven #isn't-it #it's-OK.-It's-fine #it's-all-me #it's-completely-closed-down #it's-interesting #it's-my-turn #it's-no-trouble #it's-the-hottest-thing #it-is #it-kind-of-is #it-makes-a-big-difference #it-was.-How-did-you-know #it-worked #jealousy #jocks #kid #killing-it.-They-both-gasp-but #ladies #launch-positions #legally #let's-drop-this-tin-can #let's-get #let-alone-a-bee #let-me-tell-you-about-stirring #like-on-TV #lint-coordinator #little-guy #live #loaded-with-people #lordy #lust #ma'am #ma'am.-Nice-brooch #making-balloon-animals #man.-We-on-our-own #me #me-too #means-a-lot #more #more-honey-for-us #more-nectar #my #my-friend #my-friend.-Thinking-bee #my-goodness!-Are-you-OK #my.-What's-available #newspapers-and-boots.-He-lifts-a-thumbs-up-but #next-week #no 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#what-happened #whatever #which-drive-away) #which-opens-the-button-which #who-are-each #who-are-you-wearing #who-gets-knocked-out-and-falls-to-the-floor #who-is-jogging) #who-run-legitimate-businesses #who-was-blown-into-the-same-place) #why-is #will-be-lunch #with-a-Southern-accent) #with-no-one-around #with-the-eight-legs-and-all #woman #would-you-talk-to-him #yeah #yeah.-Fine #yes #you're-a-bee #you're-on #you're-ready-for-the-tub #you're-representing #you've #you-are-so-funny-sometimes #you-attack #you-better-go #you-copy-me-with-the-wings-of-the-plane #you-creep #you-die #you-do-that #you-fool #you-go #you-haven't.-And-so-here #you-in-trouble #you-know #you-know-I've-just-about-had-it #you-not-only-take-everything-we-have #you-step-on-me #you-striped-stem-suckers #you-surprised-me #you-want-rum-cake #you-wouldn't-believe #your-opening-statement #your-son's-not-sure #your-turn #Scripts.com Bee-Movie By-Jerry-Seinfeld NARRATOR: (Black-screen-with-text;-The-sound-of-buzzing-bees-can-be-heard) According-to-all-known-laws of-aviation # there-is-no-way-a-bee should-be-able-to-fly. -: Its-wings-are-too-small-to-get its-fat-little-body-off-the-ground. -: The-bee #flies-anyway -: because-bees-don't-care what-humans-think-is-impossible. BARRY-BENSON: (Barry-is-picking-out-a-shirt) Yellow #black. Yellow #black. -: Ooh #black-and-yellow! Let's-shake-it-up-a-little. JANET-BENSON: Barry!-Breakfast-is-ready! BARRY: Coming! -: Hang-on-a-second. (Barry-uses-his-antenna-like-a-phone) -: Hello? ADAM-FLAYMAN: (Through-phone) --Barry? BARRY: --Adam? ADAM: --Can-you-believe-this- #son. -: A-perfect-report-card #all-B's. JANET: Very-proud. (Rubs-Barry's-hair) BARRY= Ma!-I-got-a-thing-going-here. JANET: --You-got-lint-on-your-fuzz. BARRY: --Ow!-That's-me! JANET: --Wave-to-us!-We'll-be-in-row-118 #000. --Bye! (Barry-flies-out-the-door) JANET: Barry #stop-flying-in-the-house! (Barry-drives-through-the-hive #and-is-waved-at-by-Adam-who-is-reading-a newspaper) BARRY== --Hey #Adam. ADAM: --Hey #Barry. (Adam-gets-in-Barry's-car) -: --Is-that-fuzz-gel? BARRY: --A-little.-Special-day #graduation. ADAM: Never-thought-I'd-make-it. (Barry-pulls-away-from-the-house-and-continues-driving) BARRY: Three-days-grade-school #three-days-high-school... ADAM: Those-were-awkward. BARRY: Three-days-college.-I'm-glad-I-took a-day-and-hitchhiked-around-the-hive. ADAM== You-did-come-back-different. (Barry-and-Adam-pass-by-Artie #who-is-jogging) ARTIE: --Hi #Barry! BARRY: --Artie #growing-a-mustache?-Looks-good. ADAM: --Hear-about-Frankie? BARRY: --Yeah. ADAM== --You-going-to-the-funeral? BARRY: --No #I'm-not-going-to-his-funeral. -: Everybody-knows #you-die. -: Don't-waste-it-on-a-squirrel. Such-a-hothead. ADAM: I-guess-he-could-have just-gotten-out-of-the-way. (The-car-does-a-barrel-roll-on-the-loop-shaped-bridge-and-lands-on-the highway) -: I-love-this-incorporating an-amusement-park-into-our-regul #quite-a-bit-of-pomp... under-the-circumstances. (Barry-and-Adam-sit-down-and-put-on-their-hats) -: --Well #today-we-are-men. ADAM: --We-are! BARRY= --Bee-men. =ADAM= --Amen! BARRY-AND-ADAM: Hallelujah! (Barry-and-Adam-both-have-a-happy-spasm) ANNOUNCER: Students # please-welcome-Dean-Buzzwell. DEAN-BUZZWELL: Welcome #New-Hive-Oity graduating-class-of... -: ...9: -: That-concludes-our-ceremonies. -: And-begins-your-career at-Honex-Industries! ADAM: Will-we-pick-our-job-today? (Adam-and-Barry-get-into-a-tour-bus) BARRY= I-heard-it's-just-orientation. (Tour-buses-rise-ou #a-division-of-Honesco -: and-a-part-of-the-Hexagon-Group. Barry: This-is-it! BARRY-AND-ADAM: Wow. BARRY: Wow. (The-bus-drives-down-a-road-an-on-either-side-are-the-Bee's-massive complicated-Honey-making-machines) TOUR-GUIDE: We-know-that-you #have-worked-your-whole-life -: to-get-to-the-point-where-you can-work-for-your-whole-life. -: Honey-begins-when-our-valiant-Pollen Jocks-bring-the-nectar-to-the-hive. -: Our-top-secret-formula -: is-automatically-color-corrected #scent-adjusted-and-bubble-contoured -: into-this-soothing-sweet-syrup -: with-its-distinctive golden-glow-you-know-as... EVERYONE-ON-BUS: Honey! (The-guide-has-been-collecting-honey-into-a-bottle-and-she-throws-it-into the-crowd-on-the-bus-and-it-is-caugh #we're-all-cousins. ADAM: --Right.-You're-right. TOUR-GUIDE: --At-Honex #we-constantly-strive -: to-improve-every-aspect of-bee-existence. -: These-bees-are-stress-testing a-new-helmet-technology. (The-bus-passes-by-a-Bee-wearing-a-helmet-who-is-being-smashed-into-the ground-with-fly-swatters #newspapers-and-boots.-He-lifts-a-thumbs-up-but you-can-hear-him-groan) -: ADAM== --What-do-you-think-he-makes? BARRY: --Not-enough. TOUR-GUIDE: Here-we-have-our-latest-advancement #the-Krelman. (They-pass-by-a-turning-wheel-with-Bees-standing-on-pegs #who-are-each wearing-a-finger-shaped-hat) Barry: --Wow #What-does-that-do? TOUR-GUIDE: --Catches-that-little-strand-of-honey -: that-hangs-after-you-pour-it. Saves-us-millions. ADAM: (Intrigued) Can-anyone-work-on-the-Krelman? TOUR-GUIDE: Of-course.-Most-bee-jobs-are small-ones. But-bees-know-that-every-small- #means-a-lot. -: But-choose-carefully -: because-you'll-stay-in-the-job you-pick-for-the-rest-of-your-life. (Everyone-claps-except-for-Barry) BARRY: The-same-job-the-rest-of-your-life? I-didn't-know-that. ADAM: What's-the-difference? TOUR-GUIDE: You'll-be #haven't-had-one-day-off -: in-27-million-years. BARRY: (Upset) So-you'll-just-work-us-to-death? -: We'll-sure-try. (Everyone-on-the-bus-laughs-except-Barry.-Barry-and-Adam-are-walking-back home-together) ADAM: Wow!-That-blew-my-mind! BARRY: 'What's-the-di #how-could-they never-have-told-us-that? ADAM: Why-would-you-question-anything? We're-bees. -: We're-the-most-perfectly functioning-society-on-Earth. BARRY: You-ever-think-maybe-things work-a-little-too-well-here? ADAM: Like-what?-Give-me-one-example. (Ba #circle-around-and-landing-in-line) -: --Hey #those-are-Pollen-Jocks! ADAM: --Wow. -: I've-never-seen-them-this-close. BARRY: They-know-what-it's-like outside-the-hive. ADAM: Yeah #but-some-don't-come-back. GIRL-BEES: --Hey #Jocks! --Hi #Jocks! (The-Pollen-Jocks-hook-up-their-backpacks-to-machines-that-pump-the-nectar to-trucks #which-drive-away) LOU-LO-DUVA: You-guys-did-great! -: You're-monsters! You're-sky-freaks! I-love-it! (Punching-the-Pollen-Jocks-in-joy) I-love-it! ADAM: --I-wonder-where-they-were. BARRY: --I-don't-know. -: Their-day's-not-planned. -: Outside-the-hive #flying-who-knows where #doing-who-knows-what. -: You-can't-just-decide-to-be-a-Pollen Jock.-You-have-to-be-bred-for-that. ADAM== Right. (Barry-and-Adam-are-covered-in-some-pollen-that-floated-off-of-the-Pollen Jocks) BARRY: Look-at-that.-That's-more-pollen than-you-and-I-will-se #he-was-slapping-me! (Slaps-Adam-with-his-hand-to-represent-his-scenario) GIRL-BEE-#2: --Oh #my! BARRY: --I-never-thought-I'd-knock-him-out. GIRL-BEE-#1: (Looking-at-Adam) What-were-you-doing-during-this? ADAM: Obviously-I-was-trying-to-alert-the-authorities. BARRY: I-can-autograph-that. (The-pollen-jocks-walk-up-to-Barry-and-Adam #they-pretend-that-Barry-and Adam-really-are-pollen-jocks.) POLLEN-JOCK-#1: A-little-gusty-out-there-today #comrades? BARRY: Yeah.-Gusty. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: We're-hitting-a-sunflower-patch six-miles-from-here-tomorrow. BARRY: --Six-miles #huh? ADAM: --Barry! POLLEN-JOCK-#2: A-puddle-jump-for-us #but-maybe-you're-not-up-for-it. BARRY: --Maybe-I-am. ADAM: --You-are-not! POLLEN-JOCK-#1: We're-going-0900-at-J-Gate. -: What-do-you-think #buzzy-boy? Are-you-bee-enough? BARRY: I-might-be.-It-all-depends on-what-0900-means. (The-scene-cuts-to-Barry-looking-out-on-the-hive-city-from-his-balcony-at night) MARTIN: Hey #Honex! BARRY: Dad #you-surprised-me. MARTIN: You-decide-what-you're-interested-in? BARRY: --Well #there's-a-lot-of-choices. --But-you-only-get-one. -: Do-you-ever-get-bored doing-the-same-job-every-day? MARTIN: Son #let-me-tell-you-about-stirring. -: You-grab-that-stick #and-you-just move-it-around #and-you-stir-it-around. -: You-get-yourself-into-a-rhythm. It's-a-beautiful-thing. BARRY: You-know # maybe-the-honey-field just-isn't-right-for-me. MARTIN: You-were-thinking-of-what #making-balloon-animals? -: That's-a-bad-job for-a-guy-with-a-stinger. -: Janet #your-son's-not-sure he-wants-to-go-into-honey! JANET: --Barry #you-are-so-funny-sometimes. BARRY: --I'm-not-trying-to-be-funny. MARTIN: You're-not-funny!-You're-going into-honey.-Our-son #the-stirrer! JANET: --You're-gonna-be-a-stirrer? BARRY: --No-one's-listening-to-me! MARTIN: Wait-till-you-see-the-sticks-I-have. BARRY: I-could-say-anything-right-now. I'm-gonna-get-an-ant-tattoo! (Barry's-parents-don't-listen-to-him-and-continue-to-rambl #right. JOB-LISTER: Pollen-counting #hair-removal... BEE-IN-FRONT-OF-LINE: --Is-it-still-available? JOB-LISTER: --Hang-on.-Two-left! -: One-of-them's-yours!-Congratulations! Step-to-the-side. ADAM: --What'd-you-get? BEE-IN-FRONT-OF-LINE: --Picking-crud-out.-Stellar! (He-walks-away) ADAM: Wow #sir!-Our-first-day!-We-are-ready! JOB-LISTER: Make-your-choice. (Adam-and-Barry-look-up-at-the-job-board.-There-are-hundreds-of-constantly changing-panels-that-contain-available-or-unavailable-jobs.-It-looks-very confusing) ADAM: --You-want-to-go-first? #you-go. ADAM: Oh #my.-What's-available? JOB-LISTER: Restroom-attendant's-open #not-for-the-reason-you-think. ADAM: --Any-chance-of-getting-the-Krelman? JOB-LISTER: --Sure #you're-on. (Puts-the-Krelman-finger-hat-on-Adam's-head) (Suddenly-the-sign-for-Krelman-closes-out) -: I'm-sorry #the-Krelman-just-closed-out. (Takes-Adam's-hat-off) Wax-monkey's-always-open. ADAM: The-Krelman-opened-up-again. -: What-happened? JOB-LISTER: A-bee-died.-Makes-an-opening.-See? He's-dead.-Another-dead-one. -: Deady.-Deadified.-Two-more-dead. -: Dead-from #this-is-so-hard! (Barry-remembers-what-the-Pollen-Jock-offered-him-and-he-flies-off) Heating # humming # mite-wrangler.-Barry #what do-you-think-I-should...-Barry? (Adam-turns-around-and-sees-Barry-flying-away) -: Barry! POLLEN-JOCK: All-right #we've-got-the-sunflower-patch in-quadrant-nine... ADAM: (Through-phone) What-happened-to-you? Where-are-you? BARRY: --I'm-going-out. ADAM: --Out?-Out-where? BARRY: --Out-there. ADAM: --Oh #no! BARRY: I-have-to #before-I-go to-work-for-the-rest-of-my-life. ADAM: You're-gonna-die!-You're-crazy! (Barry-hangs-up) Hello? POLLEN-JOCK-#2: Another-call-coming-in. -: If-anyone's-feeling-brave #there's-a-Korean-deli-on-83rd -: that-gets-their-roses-today. BARRY: Hey #guys. POLLEN-JOCK-#1-== --Look-at-that. POLLEN-JOCK-#2: --Isn't-that-the-kid-we-saw-yesterday? LOU-LO-DUVA: Hold-it #flight-deck's-restricted. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: It's-OK #Lou.-We're-gonna-take-him-up. (Puts-hand-on-Barry's-shoulder) LOU-LO-DUVA: (To-Barry)-Really?-Feeling-lucky #are-you? BEE-WITH-CLIPBOARD: (To-Barry)-Sign-here #here.-Just-initial-that. -: --Thank-you. LOU-LO-DUVA: --OK. -: You-got-a-rain-advisory-today # and-as-you-all-know #bees-cannot-fly-in-rain. -: So-be-careful.-As-always # hockey-sticks #bears-and-bats. -: Also #I-got-a-couple-of-reports of-root-beer-being-poured-on-us. -: Murphy's-in-a-home-because-of-it #babbling-like-a-cicada! BARRY: --That's-awful. LOU-LO-DUVA: (Still-talking-through-megaphone) --And-a-reminder-for-you-rookies # bee-law-number-one #absolutely-no-talking-to-humans! -: All-right #launch-positions! POLLEN-JOCKS: (The-Pollen-Jocks-run-into-formation) -: Buzz #buzz! LOU-LU-DUVA: Black-and-yellow! POLLEN-JOCKS: Hello! POLLEN-JOCK-#1: (To-Barry)You-ready-for-this #hot-shot? BARRY: Yeah.-Yeah #bring-it-on. POLLEN-JOCK's: Wind #check. -: --Antennae #check. --Nectar-pack #check. -: --Wings #check. --Stinger #check. BARRY: Scared-out-of-my-shorts #check. LOU-LO-DUVA: OK # let's-move-it-out! -: Pound-those-petunias #you-striped-stem-suckers! -: All-of-you #drain-those-flowers! (The-pollen-jocks-fly-out-of-the-hive) BARRY: Wow!-I'm-out! -: I-can't-believe-I'm-out! -: So-blue. -: I-feel-so-fast-and-free! -: Box-kite! (Barry-flies-through-the-kite) -: Wow! -: Flowers! (A-pollen-jock-puts-on-some-high-tech-gog #roger.-Bringing-it-around. -: Stand-to-the-side #kid. It's-got-a-bit-of-a-kick. (The-pollen-jock-fires-a-high-tech-gun-at-the-flower #shooting-tubes-that suck-up-the-nectar-from-the-flower-and-collects-it-into-a-pouch-on-the-gun) BARRY: That-is-one-nectar-collector! POLLEN-JOCK-#1== --Ever-see-pollination-up-close? BARRY: --No #sir. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: (Barry-and-the-Pollen-jock-fly-over-the-field #the-pollen-jock-sprinkles pollen-as-he-goes) -: I-pick-up-some-pollen-here #sprinkle-it over-here.-Maybe-a-dash-over-there # a-pinch-on-that-one. See-that?-It's-a-little-bit-of-magic. BARRY: That's-amazing.-Why-do-we-do-that? POLLEN-JOCK-#1: That's-pollen-power.-More-pollen #more flowers #more-honey-for-us. BARRY: Cool. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: I'm-picking-up-a-lot-of-bright-yellow. could-be-daisies.-Don't-we-need-those? POLLEN-JOCK-#2: Copy-that-visual. -: Wait.-One-of-these-flowers seems-to-be-on-the-move. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: Say-again?-You're-report #to-the-audience-are obviously-just-tennis-balls) KEN: (In-the-distance)-That-was-on-the-line! POLLEN-JOCK-#1: This-is-the-coolest.-What-is-it? POLLEN-JOCK-#2: I-don't-know #but-I'm-loving-this-color. -: It-smells-good. Not-like-a-flower #but-I-like-it. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: Yeah #fuzzy. (Sticks-his-hand-on-the-ball-but-it-gets-stuck) POLLEN-JOCK-#3== Chemical-y. (The-pollen-jock-finally-gets-his-hand-free-from-the-tennis-ball) POLLEN-JOCK-#1: Careful #guys.-It's-a-little-grabby. (The-pollen-jocks-turn-around-and-see-Barry-lying-his-entire-body-on-top-of one-of-the-tennis-balls) POLLEN-JOCK-#2: My-sweet-lord-of-bees! POLLEN-JOCK-#3: Candy-brain #get-off-there! POLLEN-JOCK-#1: (Pointing-upwards) Problem! (A-human-hand-reaches-down-and-grabs-the-tennis-ball-that-Barry-is-stuck to) BARRY: --Guys! POLLEN-JOCK-#2: --This-could-be-bad. POLLEN-JOCK-#3: Affirmative. (Vanessa-Bloome-starts-bouncing-the-te #not-knowing-Barry-is-stick to-it) BARRY== Very-close. -: Gonna-hurt. -: Mama's-little-boy. (Barry-is-being-hit-back-and-forth-by-two-humans-playing-tennis.-He-is still-stuck-to-the-ball) POLLEN-JOCK-#1: You-are-way-out-of-position #rookie! KEN: Coming-in-at-you-like-a-MISSILE! (Barry-flies-past-the-pollen-jocks #still-stuck-to-the-ball) BARRY: (In-slow-motion) Help-me! POLLEN-JOCK-#2: I-don't-think-these-are-flowers. POLLEN-JOCK-#3: --Should-we-tell-him? POLLEN-JOCK-#1: --I-think-he-knows. BARRY: What-is-this?! KEN: Match-point! -: You-can-start-packing-up #because-you're-about-to-EAT-IT! (A-pollen-jock-coughs-which-confused-Ken-and-he-hits-the-ball-the-wrong-way with-Barry-stuck-to-it-and-it-goes-flying-into-the-city) BARRY: Yowser! (Barry-bounces-around-town-and-gets-stuck-in-the-engine-of-a-car.-He-flies #gross. (The-man-driving-the-car-turns-on-the-air-conditioner-which-blows-Barry into-the-car) GIRL-IN-CAR: There's-a-bee-in-the-car! -: --Do-something! DAD-DRIVING-CAR: --I'm-driving! BABY-GIRL: (Waving-at-Barry) --Hi #bee. (Barry-smiles-and-waves-at-the-baby-girl) GUY-IN-BACK-OF-CAR: --He's-back-here! -: He's-going-to-sting-me! GIRL-IN-CAR: Nobody-move.-If-you-don't-move #he-won't-sting-you.-Freeze! (Barry-freezes-as-well #hovering-in-the-middle-of-the-car) -: GRANDMA-IN-CAR== He-blinked! (The-grandma-whips-out-some-bee-spray-and-sprays-everywhere-in-the-car #still-trying-to-spray-Barry) GIRL-IN-CAR: Spray-him #Granny! DAD-DRIVING-THE-CAR: What-are-you-doing?! (Barry-escapes-the-car-through-the-air-conditioner-and-is-flying-high-above the-ground #safe.) BARRY: Wow...-the-tension-level out-here-is-unbelievable. (Barry-sees-that-storm-clouds-are-gathering-and-he-can-see-rain-clouds moving-into-this-direction) -: I-gotta-get-home. -: Can't-fly-in-rain. -: Can't-fly-in-rain. (A-rain-drop-hits-Barry-an #and-he-crash-lands-on-a plant-inside-an-apartment-near-the-window) VANESSA-BLOOME: Ken #could-you-close the-window-please? KEN== Hey #check-out-my-new-resume. I-made-it-into-a-fold-out-brochure. -: You-see? (Folds-brochure-resume-out) Folds-out. (Ken-closes-the-window #trapping-Barry-inside) BARRY: Oh #no.-More-humans.-I-don't-need-this. (Barry-tries-to-fly-away-but-smashes-into-the-window-and-falls-again) -: What-was-that? (Barry-keeps-trying-to-fly-out-the-window-but-he-keeps-being-knocked-back because-the-window-is-closed) Maybe-this-time.-This-time #even-my-top-ten-favorite-movies. ANDY: What's-number-one?-Star-Wars? KEN: Nah #I-don't-go-for-that... (Ken-makes-finger-guns-and-makes-'pew-pew-pew'-sounds-and-then-stops) -: ...kind-of-stuff. BARRY: No-wonder-we-shouldn't-talk-to-them. They're-out-of-their-minds. KEN: When-I-leave-a-job-interview #they're flabbergasted #can't-believe-what-I-say. BARRY: (Looking-at-the-light-on-the-ceiling) There's-the-sun.-Maybe-that's-a-way-out. (Starts-flying-towards-the-lightbulb) -: I-don't-remember-the-sun having-a-big-75-on-it. (Barry-hits-the-lightbulb-and-falls-into-the-dip-on-th #little-guy. (Vanessa-opens-the-window-and-lets-Barry-out-but-Barry-stays-back-and-is still-shocked-that-a-human-saved-his-life) KEN: I'm-not-scared-of-him. It's-an-allergic-thing. VANESSA: Put-that-on-your-resume-brochure. KEN: My-whole-face-could-puff-up #Vanessa.-Thanks. -: --Vanessa #next-week?-Yogurt-night? VANESSA: --Sure #whatever. -: (Vanessa-tries-to-close-door) KEN== --You-could-put-carob-chips-on-there. VANESSA: --Bye. (Closes-door-but-Ken-opens-it-again) KEN: --Supposed-to-be-less-calories. VANESSA: --Bye. (Closes-door) (Fast-forward-to-the-next-day #Barry-is-still-inside-the-house.-He-flies into-the-kitchen-where-Vanessa-is-doing-dishes) BARRY== (Talking-to-himself) I-gotta-say-something. -: She-saved-my-life. I-gotta-say-something. -: All-right #here-it-goes. (Turns-back) Nah. -: What-would-I-say? -: I-could-really-get-in-trouble. -: It's-a-bee-law. You're-not-supposed-to-talk-to-a-human. -: I-can't-believe-I'm-doing-this. -: I've-got-to. (Barry-disguises-himself-as-a-character-on-a-food-can-as-V #I-can't-do-it.-Come-on! -: No.-Yes.-No. -: Do-it.-I-can't. -: How-should-I-start-it? (Barry-strikes-a-pose-and-wiggles-his-eyebrows) 'You-like-jazz?' No #that's-no-good. (Vanessa-is-about-to-walk-past-Barry) Here-she-comes!-Speak #you-fool! -: ...Hi! (Vanessa-gasps-and-drops-the-dishes-in-fright-and-notices-Barry-on-the counter) -: I'm-sorry. VANESSA: --You're-talking. BARRY: --Yes #I-know. VANESSA: (Pointing-at-Barry) You're-talking! BARRY: I'm-so-sorry. VANESSA: No #it's-OK.-It's-fine. I-know-I'm-dreaming. -: But-I-don't-recall-going-to-bed. BARRY: Well #I'm-sure-this is-very-disconcerting. VANESSA: This-is-a-bit-of-a-surprise-to-me. I-mean #you're-a-bee! BARRY: I-am.-And-I'm-not-supposed to-be-doing-this #(Pointing-to-the-living-room-where-Ken-tried-to-kill-him-last-night) but-they-were-all-trying-to-kill-me. -: And-if-it-wasn't-for-you... -: I-had-to-thank-you. It's-just-how-I-was-raised. (Vanessa-stabs-her-hand-with-a-fork-to-test-whether-she's-dreaming- #I-guess. 'Mama #honey.'-You-pick-it-up. VANESSA: --That's-very-funny. BARRY: --Yeah. -: Bees-are-funny.-If-we-didn't-laugh #we'd-cry-with-what-we-have-to-deal-with. -: Anyway... VANESSA: Can-I... -: ...get-you-something? BARRY: --Like-what? VANESSA: I-don't-know.-I-mean... I-don't-know.-Coffee? BARRY: I-don't-want-to-put-you-out. VANESSA: It's-no-trouble.-It-takes-two-minutes. #I-would-love-a-cup. VANESSA: Hey #you-want-rum-cake? BARRY: --I-shouldn't. VANESSA: --Have-some. BARRY: --No #I-can't. VANESSA: --Come-on! BARRY: I'm-trying-to-lose-a-couple-micrograms. VANESSA: --Where? BARRY: --These-stripes-don't-help. VANESSA: You-look-great! BARRY: I-don't-know-if-you-know anything-about-fashion. -: Are-you-all-right? VANESSA: (Pouring-coffe #'Watermelon? I-thought-you-said-Guatemalan. -: Why-would-I-marry-a-watermelon?' (Barry-laughs-but-Vanessa-looks-confused) VANESSA: Is-that-a-bee-joke? BARRY: That's-the-kind-of-stuff-we-do. VANESSA: Yeah #different. -: So #Barry? (Barry-stands-on-top-of-a-sugar-cube-floating-in-his-coffee-and-paddles-it around-with-a-straw-like-it's-a-gondola) BARRY: About-work?-I-don't-know. -: I-want-to-do-my-part-for-the-hive #but-I-can't-do-it-the-way-they-want. VANESSA: I-know-how-you-feel. BARRY: --You-do? VANESSA: --Sure. -: My-parents-wanted-me-to-be-a-lawyer-or a-doctor #but-I-wanted-to-be-a-florist. BARRY: --Really? VANESSA: --My-only-interest-is-flowers. BARRY: Our-new-queen-was-just-elected with-that-same-campaign-slogan. -: Anyway #if-you-look... (Barry-points-to-a-tree-in-the-middle-of-Central-Park) -: There's-my-hive-right-there.-See-it? VANESSA: You're-in-Sheep-Meadow! BARRY: Yes!-I'm-right-off-the-Turtle-Pond! VANESSA: No-way!-I-know-that-area. I-lost-a-toe-ring-there-once. BARR #ma'am? VANESSA: --Oh #yeah.-Fine. -: Just-having-two-cups-of-coffee! BARRY: Anyway #this-has-been-great. Thanks-for-the-coffee. VANESSA== Yeah #it's-no-trouble. BARRY: Sorry-I-couldn't-finish-it.-If-I-did #I'd-be-up-the-rest-of-my-life. (Barry-points-towards-the-rum-cake) -: Can-I-take-a-piece-of-this-with-me? VANESSA: Sure!-Here #have-a-crumb. (Vanessa-hands-Barry-a-crumb-but-it-is-still-pretty-big-for-Barry) BARRY: --Thanks! VANESSA: --Yeah. BARRY: All-right.-Well #then... I-guess-I'll-see-you-around. -: Or-not. VANESSA: OK #Barry... BARRY: And-thank-you so-much-again...-for-before. VANESSA: Oh #that?-That-was-nothing. BARRY: Well #but...-Anyway... (Vanessa-and-Barry-hold-hands #but-Vanessa-has-to-hold-out-a-finger-because her-hands-is-to-big-and-Barry-holds-that) (The-custodian-looks-over-again-and-it-appears-Vanessa-is-laughing-at-her coffee-again.-The-lightbulb-that-he-was-screwing-in-sparks-and-he-falls-off the-ladder) (Fast- #pull-the-chute. (Dave-pulls-the-chute-and-the-wind-slams-him-against-the-wall-and-he-falls on-his-face.The-camera-pans-over-and-we-see-Barry-and-Adam-walking together) ADAM: --Sounds-amazing. BARRY: --It-was-amazing! -: It-was-the-scariest #happiest-moment-of-my-life. ADAM: Humans!-I-can't-believe you-were-with-humans! -: Giant #scary-humans! What-were-they-like? BARRY: Huge-and-crazy.-They-talk-crazy. -: They-eat-crazy-giant-things. They-drive-crazy. ADAM: --Do-they-try-and-kill-you #like-on-TV? BARRY: --Some-of-them.-But-some-of-them-don't. ADAM: --How'd-you-get-back? BARRY: --Poodle. ADAM: You-did-it #and-I'm-glad.-You-saw whatever-you-wanted-to-see. -: You-had-your-'experience.'-Now-you can-pick-out-your-job-and-be-normal. BARRY: --Well... ADAM: --Well? BARRY: Well #I-met-someone. ADAM: You-did?-Was-she-Bee-ish? -: --A-wasp?!-Your-parents-will-kill-you! BARRY: --No #not-a-wasp. ADAM: --Spider? BARRY: --I'm-not-attracted-to-spiders. -: I-know #with-the-eight-legs-and-all. -: I-can't-get-by-that-face. ADAM: So-who-is-she? BARRY: She's...-human. ADAM: No #no.-That's-a-bee-law. You-wouldn't-break-a-bee-law. BARRY: --Her-name's-Vanessa. (Adam-puts-his-head-in-his-hands) ADAM: --Oh #boy. BARRY== She's-so-nice.-And-she's-a-florist! ADAM: Oh #no!-You're-dating-a-human-florist! BARRY: We're-not-dating. ADAM: You're-flying-outside-the-hive #talking to-humans-that-attack-our-homes -: with-power-washers-and-M-80s! That's-one-eighth-a-stick-of-dynamite! BARRY: She-saved-my-life! And-she-understands-me. ADAM: This-is-over! BARRY: Eat-this. (Barry-gives-Adam-a-piece-of-the-crumb-that-he-got-from- #but-who-can-deny the-heart-that-is-yearning? ADAM: There's-no-yearning. Stop-yearning.-Listen-to-me! -: You-have-got-to-start-thinking-bee #my-friend.-Thinking-bee! BARRY: --Thinking-bee. WORKER-BEE: --Thinking-bee. WORKER-BEES-AND-ADAM: Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee! Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee! (Flash-forward-in-time;-Barry-is-laying-on-a-raft-in-a-pool-full-of-honey. He-is-wearing-sunglasses) #Barry? (Barry-pulls-down-his-sunglasses-and-he-looks-annoyed) BARRY: (Sarcastic) I-gotta-start-thinking-bee? JANET: How-much-longer-will-this-go-on? MARTIN: It's-been-three-days! Why-aren't-you-working? (Puts-sunglasses-back-on) BARRY: I've-got-a-lot-of-b #come-out. Your-father's-talking-to-you. -: Martin #would-you-talk-to-him? MARTIN: Barry #I'm-talking-to-you! (Barry-keeps-sinking-into-the-honey-until-he-is-suddenly-in-Central-Park having-a-picnic-with-Vanessa) (Barry-has-a-cup-of-honey-and-he-clinks-his-glass-with-Vanessas.-Suddenly-a mosquito-lands-on-Vanessa-and-she-slaps-it #killing-it.-They-both-gasp-but then-burst-out-laughing) VANESSA: You-coming? (The-camera-pans-over-and-Vanessa-is-climbing-into-a-small-yellow-airplane) BARRY: Got-everything? VANESSA: All-set! BARRY: Go-ahead.-I'll-catch-up. (Vanessa-lifts-off-and-flies- #and-Vanessa-copies-him-with-the-airplane) VANESSA: Watch-this! (Barry-stays-back-and-watches-as-Vanessa-draws-a-heart-in-the-air-using pink-smoke-from-the-plane #but-on-the-last-loop-the-loop-she-suddenly crashes-into-a-mountain-and-the-plane-explodes.-The-destroyed-plane-falls into-some-rocks-and-explodes-a-second-time) BARRY: Vanessa! (As-Barry-is-yelling-his-mouth-fills-with-honey-and-he-wakes-up #discovering-that-he-was-just-day-dreaming.-He-slowly-sinks-back-into-the honey-pool) MARTIN: --We're-still-here. JANET: --I-told-you-not-to-yell-at-him. -: He-doesn't-respond-to-yelling! MARTIN: --Then-why-yell-at-me? JANET: --Because-you-don't-listen! M #I've-gotta-go. MARTIN: --Where-are-you-going? BARRY: --I'm-meeting-a-friend. JANET: A-girl?-Is-this-why-you-can't-decide? BARRY: Bye. (Barry-flies-out-the-door-and-Martin-shakes-his-head) -: JANET== I-just-hope-she's-Bee-ish. (Fast-forward-in-time-and-Bar #that's-every-florist's-dream! -: Up-on-a-float #surrounded by-flowers #crowds-cheering. BARRY: A-tournament.-Do-the-roses compete-in-athletic-events? VANESSA: No.-All-right #I've-got-one. How-come-you-don't-fly-everywhere? BARRY: It's-exhausting.-Why-don't-you run-everywhere?-It's-faster. VANESSA: Yeah #I-see. All-right #your-turn. BARRY: TiVo.-You-can-just-freeze-live-TV? That's-insane! VANESSA: You-don't-have-that? BARRY: We-have-Hivo #but-it's-a-disease. It's-a-horrible #horrible-disease. VANESSA: Oh #my. (A-human-walks-by-and-Barry-narrowly-avoids-him) PASSERBY: Dumb-bees! VANESSA: You-must-want-to-sting-all-those-jerks. BARRY: We-try-not-to-sting. It's-usually-fatal-for-us. VANESSA: So-you-have-to-watch-your-temper (They-walk-into-a-store) BARRY: Ve # write-an-angry-letter-and-throw-it-out. Work-through-it-like-any-emotion: -: Anger #lust. (Suddenly-an-employee(Hector)-hits-Barry-off-of-Vanessa's-shoulder.-Hector thinks-he's-saving-Vanessa) VANESSA: (To-Barry) Oh #my-goodness!-Are-you-OK? (Barry-is-getting-up-off-the-floor) BARRY: Yeah. VANESSA: (To-Hector) --What-is-wrong-with-you?! HECTOR: (Confused) --It's-a-bug. VANESSA: He's-not-bothering-anybody. Get-out-of-here #you-creep! (Vanessa-hits-Hector-across-the-face-with-the-magazine-he-had-and-then-hits him-in-the-head.-Hector-backs-away-covering-his-head) Barry: What-was-that?-A-Pic-'N'-Save-circular? (Vanessa-sets-Barry-back-on-her-shoulder) VANESSA: Yeah #it-was.-How-did-you-know? BARRY: It-felt-like-about-10-pages. Seventy-five-is-pretty-much-our-limit. VANESSA: You've-really-got-that down-to-a-science. BARRY: --Oh #we-have-to.-I-lost-a-cousin-to-Italian-Vogue. VANESSA: --I'll-bet. (Barry-looks-to-his-right-and-notices-there-is-honey-for-sale-in-the-aisle) BARRY: What-in-the-name of-Mighty-Hercules-is-this? (Barry-looks-at-all-the-brands-of-honey #shocked) How-did-this-get-here? Cute-Bee # Ray-Liotta-Private-Select? (Barry-puts-his-hands-up-and-slowly-turns-around #a-look-of-disgust-on-his face) VANESSA: --Is-he-that-actor? BARRY: --I-never-heard-of-him. -: --Why-is-this-here? VANESSA: --For-people.-We-eat-it. BARRY: You-don't-have enough-food-of-your-own?! (Hector-looks-back-and-notices-that-Vanessa-is-talking-to- #yes. BARRY: --How-do-you-get-it? VANESSA: --Bees-make-it. BARRY: --I-know-who-makes-it! -: And-it's-hard-to-make-it! -: There's-heating #stirring. You-need-a-whole-Krelman-thing! VANESSA: --It's-organic. BARRY: --It's-our-ganic! VANESSA: It's-just-honey #Barry. BARRY: Just-what?! -: Bees-don't-know-about-this! This-is-stealing!-A-lot-of-stealing! -: You've-taken-our-homes #hospitals!-This-is-all-we-have! -: And-it's-on-sale?! I'm-getting-to-the-bottom-of-this. -: I'm-getting-to-the-bottom of-all-of-this! (Flash-forward-in-time;-Barry-paints-his-face-with-black-strikes-like-a soldier-and-sneaks-into-the-storage-section-of-t #are-loading-boxes-into-some-trucks) -: SUPERMARKET-EMPLOYEE== Hey #Hector. -: --You-almost-done? HECTOR: --Almost. (Barry-takes-a-step-to-peak-around-the-corner) (Whispering) He-is-here.-I-sense-it. -: Well #I-guess-I'll-go-home-now (Hector-pretends-to-walk-away-by-walking-in-place-and-speaking-loudly) -: and-just-leave-this-nice-honey-out #with-no-one-around. BARRY: You're-busted #box-boy! HECTOR: I-knew-I-heard-something! So-you-can-talk! BARRY: I-can-talk. And-now-you'll-start-talking! -: Where-you-getting-the-sweet-stuff? Who's-your-supplier? HECTOR: I-don't-understand. I-thought-we-were-friends. -: The-last-thing-we-want to-do #have-crossed the-wrong-sword! HECTOR: You #will-be-lunch for-my-iguana #Ignacio! (Barry-hits-the-thumbtack-out-of-Hectors-hand-and-Hector-surrenders) Barry: Where-is-the-honey-coming-from? -: Tell-me-where! HECTOR: (Pointing-to-leaving-truck) Honey-Farms!-It-comes-from-Honey-Farms! (Barry-chases-after-the-truck-but-it-is-gett #they-never-knew what-hit-them.-And-now -: they're-on-the-road-to-nowhere! (Barry-hears-a-sudden-whisper) (Barry-looks-up-and-sees-Mooseblood #a-mosquito-playing-dead) MOOSEBLOOD: Just-keep-still. BARRY: What?-You're-not-dead? MOOSEBLOOD: Do-I-look-dead?-They-will-wipe-anything that-moves.-Where-you-headed? BARRY: To-Honey-Farms. I-am-onto-something-huge-here. MOOSEBLOOD: I'm-going-to-Alaska.-Mo #crazy-stuff.-Blows-your-head-off! ANOTHER-BUG-PLAYING-DEAD: I'm-going-to-Tacoma. (Barry-looks-at-another-bug) BARRY: --And-you? MOOSEBLOOD: --He-really-is-dead. BARRY: All-right. (Another-bug-hits-the-windshield-and-the-drivers-notice.-They-activate-the w #no! -: --A-wiper!-Triple-blade! BARRY: --Triple-blade? MOOSEBLOOD: Jump-on!-It's-your-only-chance #bee! (Mooseblood-and-Barry-grab-onto-the-wiper-and-they-hold-on-as-it-wipes-the windshield) Why-does-everything-have to-be-so-doggone-clean?! -: How-much-do-you-people-need-to-see?! (Bangs-on-windshield) -: Open-your-eyes! Stick-your-head-out-the-window! #I'm-Carl-Kasell. MOOSEBLOOD: But-don't-kill-no-more-bugs! (Mooseblood-and-Barry-are-washed-off-by-the-wipr-fluid) MOOSEBLOOD: --Bee! BARRY: --Moose-blood-guy!! (Barry-starts-screaming-as-he-hangs-onto-the-antenna) (Suddenly-it-is-revealed-that-a-water-bug #who-was-blown-into-the-same-place) MOOSEBLOOD: Whassup #bee-boy? BARRY: Hey #Blood. (Fast-forward-in-time-and-we-see-that-Barry-is-deep-in-conversation-with Mooseblood.-They-have-been-sitting-in-this-truck-for-a-while) BARRY: ...Just-a-row-of-honey-jars #as-far-as-the-eye-could-see. MOOSEBLOOD: Wow! BARRY: I-assume-wherever-this-truck-goes is-where-they're-getting-it. -: I-mean #that-honey's-ours. MOOSEBLOOD: --Bees-hang-tight. BARRY: --We're-all-jammed-in. -: It's-a-close-community. MOOSEBLOOD: Not-us #man.-We-on-our-own. Every-mosquito-on-his-own. BARRY: --What-if-you-get-in-trouble? MOOSEBLOOD: --You-a-mosquito #you-in-trouble. -: Nobody-likes-us.-They-just-smack. See-a-mosquito #smack! BARRY: At-least-you're-out-in-the-world. You-must-meet-girls. MOOSEBLOOD: Mosquito-girls-try-to-trade-up #dragonfly. -: Mosquito-girl-don't-want-no-mosquito. (An-ambulance-passes-by-and-it-has-a-blood-donation-sign-on-it) You-got-to-be-kidding-me! -: Mooseblood's-about-to-leave the-building!-So-long #bee! (Mooseblood-leaves-and-flies-onto-the-window-of-the-ambulance-where-there are-other-mosquito's-hanging-out) -: --Hey #guys! OTHER-MOSQUITO: --Mooseblood! MOOSEBLOOD: I-knew-I'd-catch-y'all-down-here. Did-you-bring-your-crazy-straw? (The-truck-goes-out-of-view-and-Barry-notices-that-the-truck-he's-on-is pulling-into-a-camp-of-some-sort) TRUCK-DRIVER: We-throw-it-in-jars #and-it's-pretty-much-pure-profit. (Barry-flies-out) BARRY: What-is-this-place? BEEKEEPER-1#: A-bee's-got-a-brain the-size-of-a-pinhead. BEEKEEPER-#2: They-are-pinheads! -: Pinhead. -: --Check-out-the-new-smoker. BEEKEEPER-#1: --Oh #sweet.-That's-the-one-you-want. -: The-Thomas-3000! BARRY: Smoker? BEEKEEPER-#1: Ninety-puffs-a-minute #semi-automatic. Twice-the-nicotine #all-the-tar. -: A-couple-breaths-of-this knocks-them-right-out. BEEKEEPER-#2: They-make-the-honey #and-we-make-the-money. BARRY: 'They-make-the-honey #and-we-make-the-money'? (The-Beekeeper-sprays-hundreds-of-cheap-miniature-apartments-with-the smoker.-The-bees-are-fainting-or-passing-out) Oh #my! -: What's-going-on?-Are-you-OK? (Barry-flies-into-one-of-the-apartment-and-helps-a-Bee-couple-get-off-the ground.-They-are-coughing-and-its-hard-for-them-to-stand) BEE-IN-APARTMENT: Yeah.-It-doesn't-last-too-long. BARRY: Do-you-know-you're in-a-fake-h #each-housing-thousands-of-Bees) Oh #no! -: There's-hundreds-of-them! (Barry-takes-out-his-camera-and-takes-pictures-of-these-Bee-work-camps.-The beekeepers-look-very-evil-in-these-depictions) Bee-honey. -: Our-honey-is-being-brazenly-stolen on-a-massive-scale! -: This-is-worse-than-anythin #stop. MARTIN: Who-told-you-humans-are-taking our-honey?-That's-a-rumor. BARRY: Do-these-look-like-rumors? (Holds-up-the-pictures) UNCLE-CARL: That's-a-conspiracy-theory. These-are-obviously-doctored-photos. JANET: How-did-you-get-mixed-up-in-this? ADAM: H #this-is-what-you-want to-do-with-your-life? BARRY: I-want-to-do-it-for-all-our-lives. Nobody-works-harder-than-bees! -: Dad #I-remember-you coming-home-so-overworked -: your-hands-were-still-stirring. You-couldn't-stop. JANET: I-remember-that. BARRY: What-right-do-they-have-to-our-honey? -: We-live-on-two-cups-a-year.-They-put-it in-lip-balm-for-no-reason-whatsoever! ADAM: Eve #what-can-one-bee-do? BARRY: Sting-them-where-it-really-hurts. MARTIN: In-the-face!-The-eye! -: --That-would-hurt. BARRY: --No. MARTIN: Up-the-nose?-That's-a-killer. BARRY: There's-only-one-place-you-can-sting the-humans #one-place-where-it-matters. (Flash-forward-a-bit-in-time-and-we-are-watching-the-Bee-News) BEE-NEWS-NARRATOR: Hive-at-Five #the-hive's-only full-hour-action-news-source. BEE-PROTESTOR: No-more-bee-beards! BEE-NEWS-NARRATOR: With-Bob-Bumble-at-the-anchor-desk. -: Weather-with-Storm-Stinger. -: Sports-with-Buzz-Larvi. -: And-Jeanette-Chung. BOB-BUMBLE: --Good-evening.-I'm-Bob-Bu # intends-to-sue-the-human-race for-stealing-our-honey # packaging-it-and-profiting from-it-illegally! JEANETTE-CHUNG: Tomorrow-night-on-Bee-Larry-King # we'll-have-three-former-queens-here-in our-studio # Classy-Ladies #out-this-week-on-Hexagon. (The-scene-changes-to-an-interview-on-the-news-with-Bee-version-of-Larry King-and-Barry) BEE-LARRY-KING: Tonight-we're-talking-to-Barry-Benson. -: Did-you-ever-think #'I'm-a-kid from-the-hive.-I-can't-do-this'? BARRY: Bees-have-never-been-afraid to-change-the-world. -: What-about-Bee-Columbus? Bee-Gandhi?-Bejesus? BEE-LARRY-KING: Where-I'm-from #we'd-never-sue-humans. -: We-were-thinking of-stickball-or-candy-stores. BARRY: How-old-are-you? BEE-LARRY-KING: The-bee-community is-supporting-you-in-this-case # which-will-be-the-trial of-the-bee-century. BARRY: You-know #they-have-a-Larry-King in-the-human-world-too. BEE-LARRY-KING: It's-a-common-name.-Next-week... BARRY: He-looks-like-you-and-has-a-show and-suspenders-and-colored-dots... BEE-LARRY-KING: Next-week... BARRY: Glasses #quotes-on-the-bottom-from-the guest-even-though-you-just-heard-'em. BEE-LARRY-KING: Bear-Week-next-week! They're-scary #live. (Bee-Larry-King-gets-annoyed-and-flies-away-offscreen) BARRY: Always-leans-forward #very-Jewish. (Flash-forward-in-time.-We-see-Vanessa-enter-and-Ken-enters-behind-her. They-are-arguing) KEN: In-tennis #you-attack at-the-point-of-weakness! VANESSA: It-was-my-grandmother #Ken.-She's-81. KEN== Honey #her-backhand's-a-joke! I'm-not-gonna-take-advantage-of-that? BARRY: (To-Ken) Quiet #please. Actual-work-going-on-here. KEN: (Pointing-at-Barry) --Is-that-that-same-bee? VANESSA: --Yes #it-is! -: I'm-helping-him-sue-the-human-race. BARRY: --Hello. KEN: --Hello #bee. VANESSA: This-is-Ken. BARRY: (Recalling-the-'Winter-Boots'-incident-earlier) Yeah #size ten-and-a-half.-Vibram-sole #I-believe. KEN: (To-Vanessa) Why-does-he-talk-again? VANESSA: Listen #you-better-go 'cause-we're-really-busy-working. KEN: But-it's-our-yogurt-night! VANESSA: (Holding-door-open-for-Ken) Bye-bye. KEN: (Yelling) Why-is-yogurt-night-so-difficult?! (Ken-leaves-and-Vanessa-walks-over-to-Barry.-His-workplace-is-a-mess) VANESSA: #and-Adam-here has-been-a-huge-help. ADAM: --Frosting... --How-many-sugars? -==BARRY== Just-one.-I-try-not to-use-the-competition. -: So-why-are-you-helping-me? VANESSA: Bees-have-good-qualities. -: And-it-takes-my-mind-off-the-shop. -: Instead-of-flowers #people are-giving-balloon-bouquets-now. BARRY: Those-are-great #if-you're-three. VANESSA: And-artificial-flowers. BARRY: --Oh #those-just-get-me-psychotic! VANESSA: --Yeah #me-too. -: BARRY: Bent-stingers #pointless-pollination. ADAM: Bees-must-hate-those-fake-things! -: Nothing-worse than-a-daffodil-that's-had-work-done. -: Maybe-this-could-make-up for-it-a-little-bit. VANESSA: --This-lawsuit's-a-pretty-big-deal. BARRY: --I-guess. ADAM: You-sure-you-want-t #they-won't-be-able -: to-say #' without-paying-a-royalty! (Flash-forward-in-time-and-we-are-watching-the-human-news.-The-camera-shows a-crowd-outside-a-courthouse) NEWS-REPORTER: It's-an-incredible-scene here-in-downtown-Manhattan # where-the-world-anxiously-waits # we-will-hear-for-ourselves if-a-honeybee-can-actually-speak. (We-are-no-longer-watching-through-a-news-camera) ADAM: What-have-we-gotten-into-here #Barry? BARRY: It's-pretty-big #isn't-it? ADAM== (Looking-at-the-hundreds-of-people-around-the-courthouse) I-can't-believe-how-many-humans don't-work-during-the-day. BARRY: You-think-billion-dollar-multinational food-companies-have-good-lawyers? SECURITY-GUARD: Everybody-needs-to-stay b #a-honey-industry owner-gets-out-and-walks-past-Barry) ADAM: --What's-the-matter? BARRY: --I-don't-know #I-just-got-a-chill. (Fast-forward-in-time-and-everyone-is-in-the-court) MONTGOMERY: Well #if-it-isn't-the-bee-team. (To-Honey-Industry-lawyers) You-boys-work-on-this? MAN: All-rise!-The-Honorable Judge-Bumbleton-presiding. JUDGE-BUMBLETON: All-right.-Case-number-4475 # Superior-Court-of-New-York #Barry-Bee-Benson-v.-the-Honey-Industry -: is-now-in-session. -: Mr.-Montgomery #you're-representing the-five-food-companies-collectively? MONTGOMERY: A-privilege. JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Mr.-Benson...-you're-representing all-the-bees-of-the-world? (Everyone-looks-closely #they-are-waiting-to-see-if-a-Bee-can-really-talk) (Barry-makes-several-buzzing-sounds-to-sound-like-a-Bee) BARRY: I'm-kidding.-Yes #we're-ready-to-proceed. JUDGE-BUMBLBETON: Mr.-Montgomery #please. MONTGOMERY: Ladies-and-gentlemen-of-the-jury # my-grandmother-was-a-simple-woman. -: Born-on-a-farm #she-believed it-was-man's-divine-right -: to-benefit-from-the-bounty of-nature-God-put-before-us. -: If-we-lived-in-the-topsy-turvy-world Mr.-Benson-imagines # just-think-of-what-would-it-mean. -: I-would-have-to-negotiate with-the-silkworm -: for-the-elastic-in-my-britches! -: Talking-bee! (Montgomery-walks-over-and-looks-closely-at-Barry) -: How-do-we-know-this-isn't-some-sort-of -: holographic-motion-picture # he-could-be-on-steroids! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Mr.-Benson? BARRY: Ladies-and-gentlemen #there's-no-trickery-here. -: I'm-just-an-ordinary-bee. Honey's-pretty-important-to-me. -: It's-important-to-all-bees. We-invented-it! -: We-make-it.-And-we-protect-it with-our-lives. -: Unfortunately #there-are some-people-in-this-room -: who-think-they-can-take-it-from-us -: 'cause-we're-the-little-guys! I'm-hoping-that # you'll-see-how #you-not-only-take-everything-we-have -: but-everything-we-are! JANET== (To-Martin) I-wish-he'd-dress-like-that all-the-time.-So-nice! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Call-your-first-witness. BARRY: So #Mr.-Klauss-Vanderhayden of-Honey-Farms #big-company-you-have. KLAUSS-VANDERHAYDEN: I-suppose-so. BARRY: I-see-you-also-own Honeyburton-and-Honron! KLAUSS: Yes #they-provide-beekeepers for-our-farms. BARRY: Beekeeper.-I-find-that to-be-a-very-disturbing-term. -: I-don't-imagine-you-employ any-bee-free-ers #do-you? KLAUSS: (Quietly) --No. BARRY: --I-couldn't-hear-you. KLAUSS: --No. BARRY: --No. -: Because-you-don't-free-bees. You-keep-bees.-Not-only-that # it-seems-you-thought-a-bear-would-be an-appropriate-image-for-a-jar-of-honey. KLAUSS: They're-very-lovable-creatures. -: Yogi-Bear #Build-A-Bear. BARRY: You-mean-like-this? (The-bear-from-Over-The-Hedge-barges-in-through-the-back-door-and-it-is roaring-and-standing-on-its-hind-legs.-It-is-thrashing-its-claws-and-people are-screaming.-It-is-being-held-back-by-a-guard-who-has-the-bear-o #that's-enough.-Take-him-away. (The-bear-stops-roaring-and-thrashing-and-walks-out) BARRY: So #thank-you-for-being-here. Your-name-intrigues-me. -: --Where-have-I-heard-it-before? MR.-STING: --I-was-with-a-band-called-The-Police. BARRY: But-you've-never-been a-police-officer #have-you? STING: No #I-haven't. BARRY: No #you-haven't.-And-so-here we-have-yet-another-example -: of-bee-culture-casually stolen-by-a-human -: for-nothing-more-than a-prance-about-stage-name. STING: Oh #please. BARRY: Have-you-ever-been-stung #Mr.-Sting? -: Because-I'm-feeling a-little-stung #Sting. -: Or-should-I-say...-Mr.-Gordon-M.-Sumner! MONTGOMERY: That's-not-his-real-name?!-You-idiots! BARRY: Mr.-Liotta #belated-congratulations-on -: your-Emmy-win-for-a-guest-spot on-ER-in-2005. RAY-LIOTTA: Thank-you.-Thank-you. BARRY: I-see-from-your-resume that-you're-devilishly-handsome -: with-a-churning-inner-turmoil that's-ready-to-blow. RAY-LIOTTA: I-enjoy-what-I- #helpless-bees so-you-don't -: have-to-rehearse your-part-and-learn-your-lines #sir? RAY-LIOTTA: Watch-it #Benson! I-could-blow-right-now! BARRY: This-isn't-a-goodfella. This-is-a-badfella! (Ray-Liotta-looses-it-and-tries-to-grab-Barry) RAY-LIOTTA: Why-doesn't-someone-just-step-on this-creep #and-we-can-all-go-home?! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: --Order-in-this-court! RAY-LIOTTA: --You're-all-thinking-it! (Judge-Bumbleton-starts-banging-her-gavel) JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Order!-Order #I-say! RAY-LIOTTA: --Say-it! MAN: --Mr.-Liotta #please-sit-down! (We-see-a-montage-of-magazines-which-feature-the-court-case) (Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-is-back-home-with-Vanessa) BARRY: I-think-it-was-awfully-nice of-that-bear-to-pitch-in-like-that. VANESSA: I-think-the-jury's-on-our-side. BARRY #legally? VANESSA: I'm-a-florist. BARRY: Right.-Well #here's-to-a-great-team. VANESSA: To-a-great-team! (Ken-walks-in-from-work.-He-sees-Barry-and-he-looks-upset-when-he-sees Barry-clinking-his-glass-with-Vanessa) KEN: Well #hello. VANESSA: --Oh #Ken! BARRY: --Hello! VANESSA: I-didn't-think-you-were-coming. -: No #I-was-just-late. I-tried-to-call #but... (Ken-holds-up-his-phone-and-flips-it-open.-The-phone-has-no-charge) ...the-battery... VANESSA: I-didn't-want-all-this-to-go-to-waste #he-was-free. KEN: Oh #that-was-lucky. (Ken-sits-down-at-the-table-across-from-Barry-and-Vanessa-leaves-the-room) VANESSA: There's-a-little-left. I-could-heat-it-up. KEN: (Not-taking-his-eyes-off-Barry) Yeah #whatever. BARRY: So-I-hear-you're-quite-a-tennis-player. -: I'm-not-much-for-the-game-myself. The-ball's-a-little-grabby. KEN: That's-where-I-usually-sit. Right... (Points-to-where-Barry-is-sitting) there. VANESSA: (Calling-from-other-room) Ken # and-he-agreed-with-me-that-eating-with chopsticks-isn't-really-a-special-skill. KEN: (To-Barry) You-think-I-don't-see-what-you're-doing? BARRY: I-know-how-hard-it-is-to-find the-right-job.-We-have-that-in-common. KEN: Do-we? BARRY: Bees-have-100-percent #but-we-do-jobs-like-taking-the-crud-out. KEN: (Menacingly) That's-just-what I-was-thinking-about-doing. (Ken-reaches-for-a-fork-on-the-table-but-knocks-if-on-the-floor.-He-goes-to pick-it-up) VANESSA: Ken #I-let-Barry-borrow-your-razor for-his-fuzz.-I-hope-that-was-all-right. (Ken-quickly-rises-back-up-after-hearing-this-but-hits-his-head-on-the table-and-yells) BARRY: I'm-going-to-drain-the-old-stinger. KEN: Yeah #you-do-that. (Barry-flies-past-Ken-to-get-to-the-bathroom-and-Ken-freaks-out #splashing some-of-the-wine-he-was-using-to-cool-his-head-in-his-eyes.-He-yells-in anger) (Barry-looks-at-the-magazines-featuring-his-victories-in-court) BARRY: Look-at-that. (Barry-flies-into-the-bathroom) (He-puts-his-hand-on-his-head-but-this-makes-hurt #you-know-I've-just-about-had-it (Closes-bathroom-door-behind-him) with-your-little-mind-games. (Ken-is-menacingly-rolling-up-a-magazine) BARRY: (Backing-away) --What's-that? KEN: --Italian-Vogue. BARRY: Mamma-mia #that's-a-lot-of-pages. KEN: It's-a-lot-of-ads. BARRY: Remember-what-Van-said #why-is your-life-more-valuable-than-mine? KEN: That's-funny #I-just-can't-seem-to-recall-that! (Ken-smashes-everything-off-the-sink-with-the-magazine-and-Barry-narrowly escapes) (Ken-follows-Barry-around-and-tries-to-hit-him-with-the-magazine-but-he keeps-missing) (Ken-gets-a-spray-bottle) -: I-think-something-stin #burning-the bathroom.-He-torches-the-whole-room-but-looses-his-footing-and-falls-into the-bathtub.-After-getting-hit-in-the-head-by-falling-objects-3-times-he picks-up-the-shower-head #revealing-a-Water-bug-hiding-under-it) WATER-BUG: Water-bug!-Not-taking-sides! (Barry-gets-up-out-of-a-pile-of-bathroom-supplies-and-he-is-wearing-a chapstick-hat) BARRY: Ken #I'm-wearing-a-Chapstick-hat! This-is-pathetic! (Ken-switches-the-shower-head-to-lethal) KEN: I've-got-issues! (Ken-sprays-Barry-with-the-shower-head-and-he-crash-lands-into-the-toilet) (Ken-menacingly-looks-down-into-the-toilet-at-Barry) Well #a-royal-flush! BARRY: --You're-bluffing. KEN: --Am-I? (flushes-toilet) (Barry-grabs-a-chapstick-from-the-toilet-seat-and-uses-it-to-surf-in-the flushing-toilet) BARRY: Surf's-up #dude! (Barry-flies-out-of-the-toilet-on-the-chapstick-and-sprays-Ken's-face-with the-toilet-water) -: EW #Poo-water! BARRY: That-bowl-is-gnarly. KEN: (Aiming-a-toilet-cleaner-at-Barry) Except-for-those-dirty-yellow-rings! (Barry-cowers-and-covers-his-head-and-Vanessa-runs-in-and-takes-the-toilet cleaner-from-Ken-just-before-he-hits-Barry) VANESSA: Kenneth!-Wh #I-don't-even-like-honey! I-don't-eat-it! VANESSA: We-need-to-talk! (Vanessa-pulls-Ken-out-of-the-bathroom) -: He's-just-a-little-bee! -: And-he-happens-to-be the-nicest-bee-I've-met-in-a-long-time! KEN: Long-time?-What-are-you-talking-about?! Are-there-ot #but-there-are-other-things-bugging me-in-life.-And-you're-one-of-them! KEN: Fine!-Talking-bees #no-yogurt-night... -: My-nerves-are-fried-from-riding on-this-emotional-roller-coaster! VANESSA: Goodbye #Ken. (Ken-huffs-and-walks-out-and-slams-the-door.-But-suddenly-he-walks-back-in and-stares-at-Barry) -: And-for-your-information #artificial sweeteners-MADE-BY-MAN! (Ken-leaves-again-and-Vanessa-leans-in-towards-Barry) VANESSA: I'm-sorry-about-all-that. (Ken-walks-back-in-again) KEN: I-know-it's-got an-aftertaste!-I-LIKE-IT! (Ken-leaves-for-the-last-time) VANESSA: I-always-felt-the #well. -: Are-you-OK-for-the-trial? BARRY: I-believe-Mr.-Montgomery is-about-out-of-ideas. (Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry #and-Vanessa-are-back-in-court) MONTGOMERY-- We-would-like-to-call Mr.-Barry-Benson-Bee-to-the-stand. ADAM: Good-idea!-You-can-really-see-why-he's considered-one-of-the-best-lawyers... (Barry-stares-at-Adam) ...Yeah. LAWYER: Layton #you've gotta-weave-some-magic with-this-jury #or-it's-gonna-be-all-over. MONTGOMERY: Don't-worry.-The-only-thing-I-have to-do-to-turn-this-jury-around -: is-to-remind-them of-what-they-don't-like-about-bees. (To-lawyer) --You-got-the-tweezers? LAWYER: --Are-you-allergic? MONTGOMERY: Only-to-losing #son.-Only-to-losing. -: Mr.-Benson-Bee #I'll-ask-you what-I-think-we'd-all-like-to-know. -: What-exactly-is-your-relationship (Points-to-Vanessa) -: to-that-woman? BARRY: We're-friends. MONTGOMERY: --Good-friends? BARRY: --Yes. MONTGOMERY: How-good?-Do-you-live-together? ADAM: Wait-a-minute... # doesn't-your-queen-give-birth to-all-the-bee-children? BARRY: --Yeah #but... MONTGOMERY: (Pointing-at-Janet-and-Martin) --So-those-aren't-your-real-parents! JANET: --Oh #Barry... BARRY: --Yes #they-are! ADAM: Hold-me-back! (Vanessa-tries-to-hold-Adam-back.-He-wants-to-sting-Montgomery) MONTGOMERY: You're-an-illegitimate-bee #Benson? ADAM: He's-denouncing-bees! MONTGOMERY: Don't-y'all-date-your-cousins? (Montgomery-leans-over-on-the-jury-stand-and-stares-at-Adam) VANESSA: --Objection! (Vanessa-raises-her-hand-to-object-but-Adam-gets-free.-He-flies-straight-at Montgomery) =ADAM #don't!-It's-what-he-wants! (Adam-stings-Montgomery-in-the-butt-and-he-starts-thrashing-around) MONTGOMERY: Oh #I'm-hit!! -: Oh #I-am-hit! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: (Banging-gavel) Order!-Order! MONTGOMERY: (Overreacting) The-venom!-The-venom is-coursing-through-my-veins! -: I-have-been-felled by-a-winged-beast-of-destruction! -: You-see?-You-can't-treat-them like-equals!-They're-striped-sa #stay-with-me. ADAM: --I-can't-feel-my-legs. MONTGOMERY: (Overreacting-and-throwing-his-body-around-the-room) What-angel-of-mercy will-come-forward-to-suck-the-poison -: from-my-heaving-buttocks? JUDGE-BUMLBETON: I-will-have-order-in-this-court.-Order! -: #please! (Flash-forward-in-time-and-we-see-a-human-news-reporter) NEWS-REPORTER: The-case-of-the-honeybees versus-the-human-race -: took-a-pointed-turn-against-the-bees -: yesterday-when-one-of-their-legal team-stung-Layton-T.-Montgomery. (Adam-is-laying-i #buddy. ADAM: --Hey. BARRY: --Is-there-much-pain? ADAM: --Yeah. -: I... -: I-blew-the-whole-case #didn't-I? BARRY: It-doesn't-matter.-What-matters-is you're-alive.-You-could-have-died. ADAM: I'd-be-better-off-dead.-Look-at-me. (A-small-plastic-sword-is-replaced-as-Adam's-stinger) They-got-it-from-the-cafeteria downstairs #in-a-tuna-sandwich. -: Look #there's a-little-celery-still-on-it. (Flicks-off-the-celery-and-sighs) BARRY: What-was-it-like-to-sting-someone? ADAM: I-can't-explain-it.-It-was-all... -: All-adrenaline-and-then... and-then-ecstasy! BARRY: ...All-right. ADAM: You-think-it-was-all-a-trap #but-they-don't-check-out! ADAM: Oh #my. (Coughs) Could-you-get-a-nurse to-close-that-window? BARRY: --Why? ADAM: --The-smoke. (We-can-see-that-two-humans-are-smoking-cigarettes-outside) -: Bees-don't-smoke. BARRY: Right.-Bees-don't-smoke. -: Bees-don't-smoke! But-some-bees-are-smoking. -: T #you're-ready-for-the-tub! (We-see-that-the-jury-have-each-made-their-own-paper-boats-after-being taught-how-by-Adam.-They-all-look-confused) JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Mr.-Flayman. ADAM: Yes?-Yes #Your-Honor! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Where-is-the-rest-of-your-team? ADAM: (Continues-stalling) Well #it's-interesting. -: Bees-are-trained-to-fly-haphazardly # and-as-a-result #we-don't-make-very-good-time. -: I-actually-heard-a-funny-story-about... MONTGOMERY: Your-Honor #haven't-these-ridiculous-bugs -: taken-up-enough of-this-court's-valuable-time? -: How-much-longer-will-we-allow these-absurd-shenanigans-to-go-on? -: They-have-presented-no-compelling evidence-to-support-their-charges -: against-my-clients #who-run-legitimate-businesses. -: I-move-for-a-complete-dismissal of-this-entire-case! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: Mr.-Flayman #I'm-afraid-I'm-going -: to-have-to-consider Mr.-Montgomery's-motion. ADAM: But-you-can't!-We-have-a-terrific-case. MONTGOMERY: Where-is-your-proof? Where-is-the-evidence? -: Show-me-the-smoking-gun! BARRY: (Barry-flies-in-through-the-door) Hold-it #Your-Honor! You-want-a-smoking-gun? -: Here-is-your-smoking-gun. (Vanessa-walks-in-holding-a-bee-smoker.-She-sets-it-down-on-the-Judge's podium) JUDGE-BUMBLETON: What-is-that? BARRY: It's-a-bee-smoker! MONTGOMERY: (Picks-up-smoker) What #this? This-harmless-little-contraption? -: This-couldn't-hurt-a-fly #let-alone-a-bee. (Montgomery-accidentally-fires-it-at-the-bees-in-the-crowd-and-they-faint and-cough) (Dozens-of-reporters-start-taking-pictures-of-the-suffering-bees) BARRY: Look-at-what-has-happened -: to-bees-who-have-never-been-asked #'Smoking-or-non?' -: Is-this-what-nature-intended-for-us? -: To-be-forcibly-addicted to-smoke-machines -: and-man-made-wooden-slat-work-camps? -: Living-out-our-lives-as-honey-slaves to-the-white-man? (Barry-points-to-the-honey-industry-owners.-One-of-the #free-these-bees! ADAM-AND-VANESSA: Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees! BEES-IN-CROWD: Free-the-bees! HUMAN-JURY: Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees! JUDGE-BUMBLETON: The-court-finds-in-favor-of-the-bees! BARRY: Vanessa #we-won! VANESSA: I-knew-you-could-do-it!-High-five! (Vanessa-hits-Barry-hard-because-her-hand-is-too-big) -: Sorry. BARRY: (Overjoyed) I'm-OK!-You-know-what-this-means? -: All-the-honey will-finally-belong-to-the-bees. -: Now-we-won't-have to-work-so-hard #Benson. -: You'll-regret-this. (Montgomery-leaves-and-Barry-goes-outside-the-courtroom.-Several-reporters start-asking-Barry-questions) REPORTER-1#: Barry #how-much-honey-is-out-there? BARRY: All-right.-One-at-a-time. REPORTER-2#: Barry #who-are-you-wearing? BARRY: My-sweater-is-Ralph-Lauren #and-I-have-no-pants. (Barry-flies-outside-with-the-paparazzi-and-Adam-and-Vanessa-stay-back) ADAM: (To-Vanessa) --What-if-Montgomery's-right? Vanessa: --What-do-you-mean? ADAM: We've-been-living-the-bee-way a-long-time #27-million-years. (Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-is-talking-to-a-man) BUSINESS-MAN: Congratulations-on-your-victory. What-will-you-demand-as-a-settlement? BARRY: First #we'll-demand-a-complete-shutdown of-all-bee-work-camps. (As-Barry-is-talking-we-see-a-montage-of-men-putting-'closed'-tape-over-the work-camps-and-freeing-the-bees-in-the-crappy-apartments) Then-we-want-back-the-honey that-was-ours-to-begin-with # every-last-drop. (Men-in-suits-are-pushing-all-the-honey-of-the-aisle-and-into-carts) We-demand-an-end-to-the-glorification of-the-bear-as-anything-more (We-see-a-statue-of-a-bear-shaped-honey-container-being-pulled-down-by bees) than-a-filthy #bad-breath-stink-machine. -: We're-all-aware of-what-they-do-in-the-woods. (We-see-Winnie-the-Pooh-sharing-his-honey-with-Piglet-in-the-cross-hairs-of a-high-tech-sniper-rifle) BARRY: (Looking-through-binoculars) Wait-for-my-signal. -: Take-him-out. (Win #his-tongue-hanging-out.-Piglet-looks-at-Pooh-in-fear and-the-Sniper-takes-the-honey.) SNIPER: He'll-have-nausea for-a-few-hours #then-he'll-be-fine. (Flash-forward-in-time) BARRY: And-we-will-no-longer-tolerate bee-negative-nicknames... (Mr.-Sting-is-sitting-at-home-until-he-is-taken-out-of-his-house-by-the-men in-suits) STING: But-it's-just-a-prance-about-stage-name! BARRY: ...unn #boys! -: Hold-it-right-there!-Good. -: Tap-it. (Tons-of-honey-is-being-pumped-into-the-hive's-storage) BEE-WORKER-1#: (Honey-overflows-from-the-cup) Mr.-Buzzwell #and-there's-gallons-more-coming! -: --I-think-we-need-to-shut-down! =BEE-WORKER-#2= --Shut-down?-We've-never-shut-down. -: Shut-down-honey-production! DEAN-BUZZWELL: Stop-making-honey! (The-bees-all-leave-their-stations.-Two-bees-run-into-a-room-and-they- #sir! (Two-worker-bees-dramatically-turn-their-keys #which-opens-the-button-which they-press #shutting-down-the-honey-making-machines.-This-is-the-first-time this-has-ever-happened) BEE: ...What-do-we-do-now? (Flash-forward-in-time-and-a-Bee-is-about-to-jump-into-a-pool-full-of honey) Cannonball! (The-bee-gets-stuck-in-the-honey-and-we-get-a-short #you-wouldn't-believe how-much-honey-was-out-there. ADAM: Oh #yeah? BARRY: What's-going-on?-Where-is-everybody? (The-entire-street-is-deserted) -: --Are-they-out-celebrating? ADAM: --They're-home. -: They-don't-know-what-to-do. Laying-out #sleeping-in. -: I-heard-your-Uncle-Carl-was-on-his-way to-San-Antonio-with-a-cricket. BARRY: At-least-we-got-our-honey-back. ADAM: Sometimes-I-think #so-what-if-humans liked-our-honey?-Who-wouldn't? -: It's-the-greatest-thing-in-the-world! I-was-excited-to-be-part-of-making-it. -: This-was-my-new-desk.-This-was-my new-job.-I-wanted-to-do-it-really-well. -: And-now... -: Now-I-can't. (Flash-forward-in- #do-you? BARRY: --What-did-you-want-to-show-me? (Vanessa-takes-Barry-to-the-rooftop-where-they-first-had-coffee-and-points to-her-store) VANESSA: --This. (Points-at-her-flowers.-They-are-all-grey-and-wilting) BARRY: What-happened-here? VANESSA: That-is-not #rather-it-is grey #and-dead-like.-It-is-very-depressing-to-look-at) BARRY: Oh #my. -: They're-all-wilting. VANESSA: Doesn't-look-very-good #does-it? BARRY: No. VANESSA: And-whose-fault-do-you-think-that-is? BARRY: You-know #I'm-gonna-guess-bees. VANESSA== (Staring-at-Barry) Bees? BARRY: Specifically #me. -: I-didn't-think-bees-not-needing-to-make honey-would-affect-all-these-things. VANESSA: It's-not-just-flowers. Fruits #they-all-need-bees. BARRY: That's-our-whole-SAT-test-right-there. VANESSA: Take-away-produce #that-affects the-entire-animal-kingdom. -: And-then #of-course... BARRY: The-human-species? -: So-if-there's-no-more-pollination # it-could-all-just-go-south-here #couldn't-it? VANESSA: I-know-this-is-also-partly-my-fault. BARRY: How-about-a-suicide-pact? VANESSA: How-do-we-do-it? BARRY: --I'll-sting-you #you-step-on-me. VANESSA: --That-just-kills-you-twice. BARRY: Right #right. VANESSA: Listen #Barry... sorry #but-I-gotta-get-going. (Vanessa-leaves) BARRY: (To-himself) I-had-to-open-my-mouth-and-talk. -: Vanessa? -: Vanessa?-Why-are-you-leaving? Where-are-you-going? (Vanessa-is-getting-into-a-taxi) VANESSA: To-the-final-Tournament-of-Roses-parade in-Pasadena. - #I-just-wanna-say-I'm-sorry. I-never-meant-it-to-turn-out-like-this. VANESSA: I-know.-Me-neither. (The-taxi-starts-to-drive-away) BARRY: Tournament-of-Roses. Roses-can't-do-sports. -: Wait-a-minute.-Roses.-Roses? -: Roses! -: Vanessa! (Barry-flies-after-th #they-are. BARRY: Flowers #pollen! VANESSA: I-know. That's-why-this-is-the-last-parade. BARRY: Maybe-not. Could-you-ask-him-to-slow-down? VANESSA: Could-you-slow-down? (The-taxi-driver-screeches-to-a-stop-and-Barry-keeps-flying-forward) -: Barry! (Barry-flies-back-to-the-window) B #I-made-a-huge-mistake. This-is-a-total-disaster #all-my-fault. VANESSA: Yes #it-kind-of-is. BARRY: I've-ruined-the-planet. I-wanted-to-help-you -: with-the-flower-shop. I've-made-it-worse. VANESSA: Actually #it's-completely-closed-down. BARRY: I-thought-maybe-you-were-remodeling. -: But-I-have-another-idea #and-it's greater-than-my-previous-ideas-combined. VANESSA: I-don't-want-to-hear-it! BARRY: All-right #the-roses-have-the-pollen. -: I-know-every-bee #plant and-flower-bud-in-this-park. -: All-we-gotta-do-is-get-what-they've-got back-here-with-what-we've-got. -: --Bees. VANESSA: --Park. BARRY: --Pollen! VANESSA: --Flowers. BARRY: --Re-pollination! VANESSA: --Across-the-nation! -: Tournament-of-Roses #California. -: They've-got-nothing but-flowers #floats-and-cotton-candy. -: Security-will-be-tight. BARRY: I-have-an-idea. (Flash-forward-in-time.-Vanessa-is-about-to-board-a-plane-which-has-all-the Roses-on-board. VANESSA: Vanessa-Bloome #FTD. (Holds-out-badge) -: Official-floral-business.-It's-real. SECURITY-GUARD: Sorry #ma'am.-Nice-brooch. =VANESSA== Thank-you.-It-was-a-gift. (Barry-is-revealed-to-be-hiding-inside-the-brooch) (Flash-back-in-time-and-Barry-and-Vanessa-are-discussing-their-plan) BARRY: Once-inside #we-just-pick-the-right-float. VANESSA: How-about-The-Princess-and-the-Pea? -: I-could-be-the-princess #and-you-could-be-the-pea! BARRY: Yes #I-got-it. -: --Where-should-I-sit? GUARD: --What-are-you? BARRY: --I-believe-I'm-the-pea. GUARD: --The-pea? VANESSA: It-goes-under-the-mattresses. GUARD: --Not-in-this-fairy-tale #sweetheart. --I'm-getting-the-marshal. VANESSA: You-do-that! This-whole-parade-is-a-fiasco! -: Let's-see-what-this-baby'll-do. (Vanessa-drives-the-float-through-traffic) GUARD: Hey #what-are-you-doing?! BARRY== Then-all-we-do is-blend-in-with-traffic... -: ...without-arousing-suspicion. -: Once-at-the-airport #there's-no-stopping-us. (Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-and-Vanessa-are-about-to-get-on-a-plane) SECURITY-GUARD: Stop!-Security. -: --You-and-your-insect-pack-your-float? VANESSA: --Yes. SECURITY-GUARD: Has-it-been in-your-possession-the-entire-time? VAN #we'll-have just-enough-pollen-to-do-the-job. (Flash-forward-in-time-and-Barry-and-Vanessa-are-flying-on-the-plane) Can-you-believe-how-lucky-we-are?-We have-just-enough-pollen-to-do-the-job! VANESSA: I-think-this-is-gonna-work. BARRY: It's-got-to-work. CA #this-is-Captain-Scott. -: We-have-a-bit-of-bad-weather in-New-York. -: It-looks-like-we'll-experience a-couple-hours-delay. VANESSA: Barry #these-are-cut-flowers with-no-water.-They'll-never-make-it. BARRY: I-gotta-get-up-there and-talk-to-them. VANESSA== Be-careful. (Barry-flies-right-outside-the-cockpit-door) BARRY: Can-I-get-help with-the-Sky-Mall-magazine? I'd-like-to-order-the-talking i #I'm-in-a-real-situation. CAPTAIN-SCOTT: --What'd-you-say #Hal? CO-PILOT-HAL: --Nothing. (Scott-notices-Barry-and-freaks-out) CAPTAIN-SCOTT: Bee! BARRY: No #Don't-freak-out!-My-entire-species... (Captain-Scott-gets-out-of-his-seat-and-tries-to-suck-Barry-into-a-handheld vacuum) HAL: (To-Scott) What-are-you-doing? (Barry-lands-on-Hals-hair-but-Scott-sees-him.-He-tries-to-suck-up-Barry-but instead-he-sucks-up-H #who-gets-knocked-out-and-falls-to-the-floor. They-are-both-uncounscious.) BARRY: (To-himself) Oh #Barry. BARRY: (On-intercom #with-a-Southern-accent) Good-afternoon #passengers. This-is-your-captain. -: Would-a-Miss-Vanessa-Bloome-in-24B please-report-to-the-cockpit? (Vanessa-looks-confused) (Normal-accent) ...And-please-hurry! (Vanessa-opens-the-door-and-sees-the-life-raft-and-the-uncounscious-pilots) VANESSA: What-h #but then-there-was-a-DustBuster #a-life-raft-exploded. -: Now-one's-bald #and-they're-both-unconscious! VANESSA: ...Is-that-another-bee-joke? BARRY: --No! -: No-one's-flying-the-plane! BUD-DITCHWATER: (Through-radio-on-plane) This-is-JFK-control-tower #Flight-356. What's-your-status? VANESSA: This-is-Vanessa-Bloome. I'm-a-florist-from-New-York. BUD: Where's-the-pilot? VANESSA: He's-unconscious #and-so-is-the-copilot. BUD: Not-good.-Does-anyone-onboard have-flight-experience? BARRY: As-a-matter-of-fact #there-is. BUD: --Who's-that? BARRY: --Barry-Benson. BUD: From-the-honey-trial?!-Oh #great. BARRY: Vanessa #this-is-nothing-more than-a-big-metal-bee. -: It's-got-giant-wings #huge-engines. VANESSA: I-can't-fly-a-plane. BARRY: --Why-not?-Isn't-John-Travolta-a-pilot? VANESSA: --Yes. BARRY: How-hard-could-it-be? (Vanessa-sits-down-and-flies-for-a-little-bit-but-we-see-lightning-clouds outside-the-window) VANESSA: Wait #Barry! We're-headed-into-some-lightning. (An-ominous-lightning-storm-looms-in-front-of-the-plane) (We-are-now-watching-the-Bee-News) BOB-BUMBLE: This-is-Bob-Bumble.-We-have-some late-breaking-news-from-JFK-Airport # where-a-suspenseful-scene is-developing. -: Barry-Benson #fresh-from-his-legal-victory... ADAM: That's-Barry! BOB-BUMBLE: ...is-attempting-to-land-a-plane #flowers -: and-an-incapacitated-flight-crew. JANET #UNCLE-CAR-AND-ADAM: Flowers?! (The-scene-switches-to-the-human-news) REPORTER: (Talking-with-Bob-Bumble) We-have-a-storm-in-the-area and-two-individuals-at-the-controls -: with-absolutely-no-flight-experience. BOB-BUMBLE: Just-a-minute. There's-a-bee-on- #a-bee shouldn't-be-able-to-fly-at-all. -: Their-wings-are-too-small... BARRY: (Through-radio) Haven't-we-heard-this-a-million-times? -: 'The-surface-area-of-the-wings and-body-mass-make-no-sense.'... BOB-BUMBLE: --Get-this-on-the-air! BEE: --Got-it. BEE- #it-makes-a-big-difference. -: More-than-we-realized. To-us #to-everyone. -: That's-why-I-want-to-get-bees back-to-working-together. -: That's-the-bee-way! We're-not-made-of-Jell-O. -: We-get-behind-a-fellow. -: --Black-and-yellow! BEES: --Hello! (The-scene-switches-and-Barry-is-teaching-Vanessa-how-to-fly) BARRY: #hover. VANESSA: --Hover? BARRY: --Forget-hover. VANESSA: This-isn't-so-hard. (Pretending-to-honk-the-horn) Beep-beep!-Beep-beep! (A-Lightning-bolt-hits-the-plane-and-autopilot-turns-off) Barry #what-happened?! BARRY: Wait #I-think-we-were on-autopilot-the-whole-time. VANESSA: --That-may-have-been-helping-me. BARRY: --And-now-we're-not! VANESSA: So-it-turns-out-I-cannot-fly-a-plane. (The-plane-plummets-but-we-see-Lou-Lu-Duva-and-the-Pollen-Jocks #along-with multiple-other-bees-flying-towards-the-plane) Lou-Lu-DUva: All-of-you #let's-get behind-this-fellow!-Move-it-out! -: Move-out! (The-scene-switches-back-to-Vanessa-and-Barry-in-the-plane) BARRY: Our-only-chance-is-if-I-do-what-I'd-do #you-copy-me-with-the-wings-of-the-plane! (Barry-sticks-out-his-arms-like-an-airplane-and-flys-in-front-of-Vanessa's face) VANESSA: Don't-have-to-yell. BARRY: I'm-not-yelling! We're-in-a-lot-of-trouble. VANESSA: It's-very-hard-to-concentrate with-that-pan #pull-yourself-together. You-have-to-snap-out-of-it! VANESSA: (Slaps-Barry) You-snap-out-of-it. BARRY: (Slaps-Vanessa) -: You-snap-out-of-it. VANESSA: --You-snap-out-of-it! BARRY: --You-snap-out-of-it! (We-see-that-all-the-Pollen-Jocks-are-flying-under-the #it's-my-turn. VANESSA: How-is-the-plane-flying? (The-plane-is-now-safely-flying) VANESSA: I-don't-know. (Barry's-antennae-rings-like-a-phone.-Barry-picks-up) BARRY: Hello? LOU-LU-DUVA: (Through-'phone') Benson #got-any-flowers for-a-happy-occasion-in-there? (All-of-the-Pollen-Jocks-are-carrying-the-plane) BARRY: The-Pollen-Jocks! -: They-do-get-behind-a-fellow. LOU-LU-DUVA: --Black-and-yellow. POLLEN-JOCKS: --Hello. LOU-LU-DUVA: All-right #let's-drop-this-tin-can on-the-blacktop. BARRY: Where?-I-can't-see-anything.-Can-you? VANESSA: No #nothing.-It's-all-cloudy. -: Come-on.-You-got-to-think-bee #Barry. BARRY: --Thinking-bee. --Thinking-bee. (On-the-runway-there-are-millions-of-bees-laying-on-their-backs) BEES: Thinking-bee! Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee! BARRY: Wait-a-minute. I-think-I'm-feeling-something. VANESSA: --What? BARRY: --I-don't-know.-It' #pulling-me. -: Like-a-27-million-year-old-instinct. -: Bring-the-nose-down. BEES: Thinking-bee! Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee! CONTROL-TOWER-OPERATOR: --What-in-the-world-is-on-the-tarmac? BUD: --Get-some-lights-on-that! (It-is-revealed-that-all-the-bees-ar #aim-for-the-flower. VANESSA: --OK. BARRY: Out-the-engines.-We're-going-in on-bee-power.-Ready #boys? LOU-LU-DUVA: Affirmative! BARRY: Good.-Good.-Easy #now.-That's-it. -: Land-on-that-flower! -: Ready?-Full-reverse! -: Spin-it-around! (The-plane's-nose-is-pointed-at-a-flower-painted-on-a-nearby-plane) --Not-that-flower!-The-other-one! VANESSA: --Which-one? BARRY: --That-flower. (The-plane-is-now-pointed- #Barry! BARRY: --This's-the-only-way-I-know-how-to-fly. BUD: Am-I-koo-koo-kachoo #or-is-this-plane flying-in-an-insect-like-pattern? (The-plane-is-unrealistically-hovering-and-spinning-over-the-bee-flower) BARRY: Get-your-nose-in-there.-Don't-be-afraid. Smell-it.-Full-reverse! -: Just-drop-it.-Be-a-part-of-it. -: Aim-for-the-center! -: #woman! -: Come-on #already. (The-bees-scatter-and-the-plane-safely-lands) VANESSA: Barry #we-did-it! You-taught-me-how-to-fly! BARRY: --Yes! (Vanessa-is-about-to-high-five-Barry) No-high-five! VANESSA: --Right. ADAM: Barry #it-worked! Did-you-see-the-giant-flower? BARRY: What-giant-flower?-Where?-Of-course I-saw-the-flower!-That-was-genius! ADAM: --Thank-you. BARRY: --But-we're-not-done-yet. -: Listen #everyone! -: This-runway-is-covered with-the-last-pollen -: from-the-last-flowers available-anywhere-on-Earth. -: That-means-this-is-our-last-chance. -: We're-the-only-ones-who-make-honey #pollinate-flowers-and-dress-like-this. -: If-we're-gonna-survive-as-a-species #this-is-our-moment!-What-do-you-say? -: Are-we-going-to-be-bees #or-just Museum-of-Natural-History-keychains? BEES: We're-bees! BEE-WHO-LIKES-KEYCHAINS: Keychain! BARRY: Then-follow-me!-Except-Keychain. POLLEN-JOCK-#1: Hold-on #Barry.-Here. -: You've-earned-this. BARRY: Yeah! -: I'm-a-Pollen-Jock!-And-it's-a-perfect fit.-All-I-gotta-do-are-the-sleeves. (The-Pollen-Jocks-throw-Barry-a-nectar-collecting-gun.-Barry-catches-it) Oh #yeah. JANET: That's-our-Barry. (Barry-and-the-Pollen-Jocks-get-pollen-from-the-flowers-on-the-plane) (Flash-forward-in-time-and-the-Pollen-Jocks-are-flying-over-NYC) -: (Barry-pollinates-the-flowers-in-Vanessa's-shop-and-then-heads-to-Central Park) BOY-IN #now's-the-time. -: I-got-a-feeling-we'll-be working-late-tonight! (The-bee-honey-factories-are-back-up-and-running) (Meanwhile-at-Vanessa's-shop) VANESSA: (To-customer) Here's-your-change.-Have-a-great afternoon!-Can-I-help-who's-next? -: Would-you-like-s #it's-all-me. And-I-don't-see-a-nickel! -: Sometimes-I-just-feel like-a-piece-of-meat! BARRY: I-had-no-idea. VANESSA: Barry #I'm-sorry. Have-you-got-a-moment? BARRY: Would-you-excuse-me? My-mosquito-associate-will-help-you. MOOSEBLOOD: Sorry-I'm-late. COW: He's-a-lawyer-too? MOOSEBLOOD: Ma'am #I-was-already-a-blood-sucking-parasite. All-I-needed-was-a-briefcase. VANESSA: Have-a-great-afternoon! -: Barry #and-I-can't-get-them-anywhere. BARRY: No-problem #Vannie. Just-leave-it-to-me. VANESSA: You're-a-lifesaver #Barry. Can-I-help-who's-next? BARRY: All-right #jocks! It's-time-to-fly. VANESSA: Thank-you #Barry! (Ken-walks-by-on-the-sidewalk-and-sees-the-'bee-approved-honey'-in Vanessa's-shop) KEN: That-bee-is-living-my-life!! ANDY: Let-it-go #Kenny. KEN: --When-will-this-nightmare-end?! ANDY: --Let-it-all-go. BARRY: --Beautiful-day-to-fly. POLLEN-JOCK: --Sure-is. BARRY: Between-you-and-me #I-was-dying-to-get-out-of-that-office. (Barry-recreates-the-scene-near-the-beginning-of-the-movie-where-he-flies through-the-box-kite.-The-movie-fades-to-black-and-the-credits-being) [--after-credits;-No-scene-can-be-seen-but-the-characters-can-be-heard t #my-friend! -: --Thinking-bee! --Me? BARRY: (Talking-over-singer) Hold-it.-Let's-just-stop for-a-second.-Hold-it. -: I'm-sorry.-I'm-sorry #everyone. Can-we-stop-here? SINGER: Oh #BarryBARRY: I'm-not-making-a-major-life-decision during-a-production-number! SINGER: All-right.-Take-ten #everybody. Wrap-it-up #guys. BARRY: I-had-virtually-no-rehearsal-for-that
 
Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos
Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos 2 months ago
Glorious Greenfinch with its happy face on.

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a small green finch perched on an angled branch
#nature #birds #Wildlife #photography #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon #UK
 
Dave
Dave 2 months ago
Sitting on the Fence

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a photo of a kestrel posing for the camera on a wooden fence post on a sunny day
#Birds #BirdWatching #Twitching #Nature #BirdsOfMastodon #Bird #Photo #Photography #BirdPhotography #Kestrel #Yorkshire
 
jfml
jfml 2 months ago
„Cosmic Cow“, first # of the new year 🎉

A magic # and it's time-bending #-companion enjoying the night on Harris ^__^

I like # a lot, they're so chill and cool. This was probably inspired by John Maher's night photography of the #:

http://johnmaher.co.uk/harris/

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Vector drawing in dark greens and blues of a night-scene with a highland cow on a small peninsular. The cow's reflection in the water reflects the milky way in the sky above. There's a crow sittig on the cow's back but in the reflection it is somehow in flight.
#illustration #cow #crow #HighlandCows #OuterHebrides #JfmlArt #art #creative #DigitalArt #FediArt #MastoArt #CreativeToots #inkscape #landscape #milkyway #astronomy #photography #birds #animals #fantasy #mystery #scotland #harris #blue #crow-companion
 
Koen
Koen 3 months ago
Peacock # # #
A peacock looking to the right. It has a green neck, and a black and white head.
#birds #birdsofmastodon #photography
 
Andy P
Andy P 4 months ago
I never understood all the holiday songs and sayings about robins, they’re just common birds. The North American robins are, anyway. Turns out European robins are cute AF. (Not my photos)

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American robin.
European robin.
#birds #robin
 
Loren
Loren 6 months ago
hi all,

if you’ve ever considered owning some of my work, it would mean a lot to me right now, more than most other times. i now have two places that i have posted images for purchase, pixieset and ko-fi.

on pixieset you can browse through many of the best pictures i have taken over the last few years and have prints made to order. there are many options ranging from small regular photo prints to large wall hangings. on ko-fi i have phone and desktop wallpapers available for download. then if you simply would like to really help me out you can support me on ko-fi in a one time or monthly way.

regardless, thank you to everyone who is always so supportive of my work on here, it means a lot to me.

pixieset gallery and shop: https://lorennaturephotography.pixieset.com/birds/

ko-fi shop: https://ko-fi.com/loren_flippingrocks/shop

support me on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/loren_flippingrocks

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a golden crowned kinglet peering out from behind a log as it stands on another log. it has a bright yellow stripe of feathers on its head between two stripes of black feathers and a tiny black beak.
#birds #photography #MastoArt #art #mushrooms #flowers #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon
 
MartinTaudio
MartinTaudio 6 months ago
Another crow friend framed by some fencing this time.

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Portrait of a crow seen between two out of focus fence posts
#Nature #NaturePhotography #Birds #Wildlife #NatureCommunity #Photography #BirdsOfMastodon #BirdPhotography #BirdWatching #Canon90D
 
Rigolocations
Rigolocations 6 months ago
Salut Mastodon! Je suis tombée sur un magnifique # en scrollant mon tumblr et j’ai été inspirée xD
Lien vers la galerie de la photographe : https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/609429271
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Dessin d’un oiseau gris portant un pantalon à carreaux remonté jusque sous les aisselles et une paire de lunettes dorées, tel un vieux bonhomme grognon prêt à vous juger.
Photographie ayant servi de référence au dessin. Il s’agit d’un oiseau gris, de face, les plumes gonflées qui lui donnent l’air d’avoir un gros bidou et une bonne paire de cuisses.
#birb #birds #borb #bird #birdphotography #drawingbirds #DigitalArt #noai #drawingoftheday
 
pica_pica
pica_pica 6 months ago
Finished a portrait of crow
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#Birds #fediart #mastoart #art #digitalart #crow #timelapse
 
Rebecca Celeste
Rebecca Celeste 7 months ago
Birb Calendar 2023 – October
Part of my birb wall calendar.

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Illustration of two birds, who brew something in a witch's cauldron.
#Birds #Halloween #Witchcraft #Inktober2023 #Inktober #Witch #Artist #artistsonmastodon #art #MastoArt #Illustration #Illustrator #Procreate
 
Siplick!
Siplick! 7 months ago
Here's my last batch of new merch! A bunch of mini griffin plushies each inspired in a real life bird species :)

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Photo of a hand holding a small wooden box with 16 hive-like sections. In each of them there's a small bird-like plushie, each plush representing a different real-life bird species.
#PlushMaking #PlushMaker #Crafts #MastoArt #Birds
 
Eirō
Eirō 7 months ago
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Black Fineliner on paper<br /><br />Sketches of various things: a person from behind, a person leaning on a fence, a person from the side, a person with their legs in their arms, flowers behind a fence, various rats eating, some birds, a litter box, a watering system & rooftops.
#dailysketch #sketchbook #sketch #urbansketching #people #flowers #rats #birds #skyline
 
tecsiederp
tecsiederp 7 months ago
Got some really cute pictures of ducks at a nearby lake 🦆 # #
Two ducks sitting in the grass together
Two ducks sleeping in the grass close to each other
A male duck with a green head sitting in the grass
#photography #birds
 
Shantell Powell
Shantell Powell 7 months ago
Ink illustrations I made from specimens at a zoology laboratory in 2019. I get to do it again in a couple of weeks. I’m a member of the Southern Ontario Nature and Science Illustrators. # # # # # # # # # # #
Skull of hornbill. Cranorrhinus corrugatis. The skull has a large eye socket, a long curving bill, and a bony mass atop the bill. I used crosshatching in the background to make the skull pop from the page.
Some sort of shiny Black Sea urchin. It has no spikes. Instead, it is made of platelets similar to that on the shell of a tortoise. It is round and dined with a bony fringe around its circumference.
#NatureIllustration #Illustration #Illustrator #ArtistsOnMastodon #InkDrawing #SeaUrchin #Hornbill #skull #birds #ScienceIllustration #IndigenousCreatives
 
Bernad
Bernad 8 months ago
White Throated Magpie Jay Speedpaint. The fires burn.

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A white throated magpie jay looks into the foreground with an indignant expressions as the world burns around them.
#Fire #Bird #Birds #Speedpaint #Art #DigitalArt #FurryArt
 
Ellie
Ellie 8 months ago
Thought I'd do an #
I'm Ellie, a # specialising in # and #
I am # and trying to be brave by branching out into the big wide world a little more.
Figured the best introduction would be one showing off my newest piece out of the kiln, this tree full of the # of the UK.
White background with white Stoneware tree trunk, inlaid with windows for 5 owls. The visible owls are barn owl, long eared owl and little owl.
White background with white Stoneware tree trunk, inlaid with windows for 5 owls. The visible owls are short eared owl and tawny owl.
#introduction #ceramicist #birds #wildlife #actuallyautistic #owls
 
Chad Hill
Chad Hill 9 months ago
Making friends. Hampi, Karnataka, India 2023

The rose-ringed parakeet/Indian Ringneck Parrot. So common in many places of the world that I had not realized they are native to here!

Several, including this one, were hanging out in one of the temples at Hampi/Vijayanagara last weekend.

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Photo of a ring-necked parakeet sitting on part of a Vijayanagara period column at of the temples at Hampi.
Another photo of the same bird, this time looking somewhat quizzically at the camera.
#Birds #India
 
https://muenchen.social/users/slowbiex
https://muenchen.social/users/slowbiex 9 months ago
Es wird Zeit für ein neues Hashtag: #

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Stieglitz auf Apfelbaum
#SundayBirds #birds #foto #fotos #fotografie #photo #photos #photography
 
TwilightDragon
TwilightDragon 9 months ago
Hello, I guess I should post a short #! I'm a nonbinary, 27 yo digital artist. I'm usually the type to just lurk on social media sites rather than interact with people (social anxiety 😖), but I'm going to try and break out of my shell and post my work here! # # # # # #
#introduction #pokemon #dragons #creaturedesign #birds #digitalart #artistsofmastodon
 
James Patten
James Patten 9 months ago
Hummingbirds move around so much I always feel like they're being polite for me when they actually sit still for a photo.

Anna's Hummingbird. Colony Farms, Coquitlam, BC. April 2022.

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A photograph of a female Anna's Hummingbird. It is a tiny bird with a white throat and iridescent green back and head. It has small wings and a long slender beak.
#birds #birdphotography #photography #nature #birding
 
zeno
zeno 9 months ago
some old little banner thingies that i drew in 2020 for my patreon at the time.. i have not been able to keep the patreon properly active for longer than maybe a year unfortunately.. i still like these though

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a digital drawing of an egg in a small nest, with a couple sunflowers in the background. the egg has a tri-coloured swirl pattern on it of peachy pink, mint-ish blue and a light warm yellow.
a digital drawing of a yellow little chick with an orange bow on it's neck. there's sunflowers and orange ribbons in the background.
a digital drawing of a chicken-like bird. the bird is a brown shade, with the belly and inside of the winds being light yellow. the bird has some feathers on top of its head also. it's in a dynamic pose, with wings stretched up, an orange ribbon in it's beak. the background has a few sunflowers and an orange ribbon as well.
#MastoArt #birds #fediart #DigitalArt #art
 
James Patten
James Patten 10 months ago
The great thing about moving to a new media platform is now I have an excuse to re-post all my favourite pics!

Yellow-rumped Warbler, Queen Elizabeth Park, Vancouver, May 2022.

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A picture of a Yellow-rumped Warbler. It is a small grey and black bird with striking yellow under its chin, on its head, and on its wings and butt. It is sitting on a plant that is covered in small purple leaves and small flower buds.
#birds #birdphotography #photography #nature #birding
 
R🔮GÉE
R🔮GÉE 10 months ago
@Curator i decided to mix things up and even thought it’s a little rough, i had fun drawing Miss Birdie 🦜

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Illustration of a chimera, half bird half human (bird-headed) wearing a sunflower on her head and over that, a veil. the colors are blueish and pink.
@Mastodon•ART 🎨 Curator #CuratorPrompts166 #DigitalArt #Illustration #Sketch #MastoArt #FediArt #birds
 
Spike - DoomWeasel Art
Spike - DoomWeasel Art 10 months ago
Taking a break from ArtFight to draw this very floofy # from #.

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Ballpoint pen drawing of a blue and orange bird on a branch
#Birb #CuratorPrompts166 #birdsOfMastodon #Wildlife #Birds #CuratorPrompts #Art #MastoArt #ArtistsOfMastodon #TraditionalArt #BallpointPen
 
Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos
Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos 10 months ago
Back out and about today. A short stroll around Lodge Lake in Milton Keynes.

Here is a Little Egret who flew into a tree right before my eyes. (more to follow).

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A Egret (a small white heron with yellow feet and a black bill) about to land on a branch in a nearby tree
#nature #birds #Wildlife #photography #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon
 
Helen H
Helen H 10 months ago
A portrait image of a Blue and Gold Macaw that I photographed at a nearby botanical park and animal habitat venue. These birds are so colorful and beautiful and make great photograph opportunities for any avian enthusiast. An artistic effect was used for a unique finish. Not Ai artwork.
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Available here: https://hhphotography.pixels.com/featured/gold-and-blue-macaw-portrait-hh-photography-of-florida.html
An up close photograph portrait of a Blue and Gold Macaw with an artistic effect used.
#bird #birds #macaw #pets #avian #BirdPhotography #PhotoArt #photography #MastoPhoto #MastodonPhotography #artists #MastoArt #BuyIntoArt #fediverse #FediGiftShop
 
Antoinne Sterk
Antoinne Sterk 10 months ago
Windhovering Kestrel

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Kestrels hover by facing the wind and making controlled movements of their wings and tails to keep them stationary relative to the ground.
#Photography #Nature #Birds
 
Enzo Giordani
Enzo Giordani 10 months ago
Can anyone name the yoga pose this tētē moroiti (grey teal) has perfected?

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A beigey grey duck doubled back on itself preening its tail.
#bird #birds #BirdPhoto #BirdsOfMastodon #wildlife #photography #duck #ducks
 
bellowing timber
bellowing timber 10 months ago
Dove, ready for glue-up

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Veneer marquetry of a dove's head in profile, set against a dark brown walnut veneer and a small square border of maple
#veneer #marquetry #woodworking #birds
 
Laura Cochran
Laura Cochran 10 months ago
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A Bananaquit (small bird with yellow underside, white chin, black and white face, black wings and tail) on a branch.
#photography #fotografia #fotografie #birds #birdsofmastodon #birdphotography #bananaquit #BananaquitsAreCheerful #Nature #naturephotography #LauraCochranPhotography
 
LittleBrownBird
LittleBrownBird 11 months ago
Ok, there was one nice bird. These splendid wrens are difficult to photograph - they are tteeeeeny and move very quickly, and when you do get them the colours are SO bright they look plastic and fake. # # # #
A very very bright blue fairy wren against a dark wood and leaf litter background
#birds #birdphotography #nature #photography
 
Matt
Matt 11 months ago
One of my more recent favourites, a dunnock having a Marilyn Monroe moment as the wind catches its feathers

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A european dunnock on a dried twig, its feathers blowing up from its back and rear as the breeze lifts it from behind. The background is a yellow and green blur.
#photography #birds #wildlife #WildlifePhotography #nature
 
Megan O'Connor
Megan O'Connor 11 months ago
Great crested grebes are as wonderful to see in parenting as they are in courtship 🙂 With thanks to Pete Godfrey (Unsplash) for the reference photo. Coloured pencil on hot pressed paper.

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Coloured pencil drawing of a great crested grebe in water heading forward with the faces of three baby grebes visible from behind the adult’s neck.
#ColouredPencils #Birds #BirdArt #WildlifeArt
 
Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos
Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos 11 months ago
Good news, without me noticing, our bluetits have fledged!!!!

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Juvenile Bluetit on Plant hanger
Juvenile Bluetit on Plant feeder hanger
#nature #birds #Wildlife #photography #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon
 
pica_pica
pica_pica 11 months ago
Long time no see!
here comes a cormorant.
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#Art #mastoart #birds #painting #timelapse
 
Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos
Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos 11 months ago
Hi all,

Its # 😊

I will post the 16:9 wallpaper followed by a 'how it looks on my phone' image.

Images taken within the last 7 days.

Today I have selected 2 photos of my new favourite bird, the Gannet that I took this last weekend.

I hope you like them.

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Gannet phone wallpaper #1 in colour
Gannet wallpaper example on phone
Gannet wallpaper #2
Example of Gannet wallpaper #2 on phone
# #WallpaperWednesday #JimsPhotos #NaturePhotography #birds #Wildlife #naturecommunity #photography #BirdsOfMastodon #birdphotography #JimsWeeklyWallpaper
 
Matt
Matt 11 months ago
You ever wake up and just feel like screaming into the void?

Yeah, me neither...

(Herring Gull yawning. Near Cardigan Island, Wales.)

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A Herring Gull yawning, with its beak wide open and tongue sticking out looking like it's screaming. It is standing on a sandy rock, with the sea behind it.
#photography #WildlifePhotography #nature #birds #wildlife
 
MartinTaudio
MartinTaudio 11 months ago
Not the best photo but it’s the first time I’ve ever seen a Whitethroat 😀

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Perched on the top of a bush, a common whitethroat with its beak open as it sings. Out of focus green leaves in the background
#nature #NaturePhotography #birds #Wildlife #naturecommunity #photography #BirdsOfMastodon #birdphotography #birdwatching #Canon90D
 
Atticus
Atticus 12 months ago
My wife and I went to the botanical gardens and I took the opportunity to draw some dusky moorhens. Still got stickers on the brain. It's not quite there yet but I'm getting my head around it.
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Three dusky moorhens, a black/grey/brown bird with a bright red beak and long lanky legs, adorn the page spaced out evenly. Between them are some Australian lilypads, with a white flower.
#art #MastoArt #bird #birds #moorhen #DuskyMoorhen
 
bellowing timber
bellowing timber 12 months ago
Trying to make a habit of posting more on this account.

Here's a marquetry robin in progress

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Progress photo of a veneer marquetry image depicting a robin
#woodworking #birds #marquetry #veneer #handmade
 
Oona
Oona 1 year ago

Content warning: eye contact from animals

#drawing #animals #Ink #Art #Sharks #Birds #Frog
 
Oona
Oona 1 year ago
on days 64 & 65 of # # I dove into the movement patterns of # in flight

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a landscape format sketch in black ink with some grey wash of three herons in flight from differing angles and with their wings in different positions
a landscape format sketch in black ballpoint of three herons in flight from differing angles and with their wings in different positions, with an additional detail study of one of the herons' feet
a landscape format sketch in black ballpoint pen of three herons in flight from differing angles and with their wings in different positions
a landscape format sketch in black ink of two herons in flight from differing angles and with their wings in different positions
#drawing #animals #herons #Art #Ink #Ballpoint #Birds
 
Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos
Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos 1 year ago
A Lapwing, also known as a Peewit seen this afternoon at Summer Leys Nature Reserve in Northamptonshire UK

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A Lapwing looking for insects at the side of a lake
#nature #birds #Wildlife #photography #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon
 
Akire Bubar
Akire Bubar 1 year ago
I've been working on sticker designs for the chapbook fundraiser, and I think this one is finally done? Damned close if not. Woo-freaking-hoo!

Learning how to distort text in Illustrator to get this to where I wanted it has been tricky, but fun.

Akire.art isn't live yet, but it will be soon, and I'm super excited about that. I can't wait to share that with you!

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A mockup for a large round sticker for the fundraiser for Akire's poetry comics chapbook First Flight. The sticker is black on a white background, showing a crow in flight with wings stretched up and out and legs thrown back, as the crow joyously takes to the air. Distorted text in a curly serif font surrounds the crow and reads, "When the ground heaves beneath you take wing". The artist's website "akire.art" is printed near the bottom of the sticker.
#InternationalCrowAndRavenDay #BirdArt #birds #ArtistsOnMastodon #MastoArt #patreon #supportartists #disabledartist #avianart #crows #corvids #lettering
 
https://mastodon.art/users/leloupnoirart
https://mastodon.art/users/leloupnoirart 1 year ago
Older sketch that is not even cleaned of finished :P
But I still wanted to share it!
Later I will tell more about those paintings I'm creating :)

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A sketch of a painting. Three tree swallows flying, with arrows behing them with 2 kinds of flowers and a lot of leaves around them. The frame is adorned with several golden leaves that are connected.
# #MastoArt #Birds #Flowers #Leaves #Krita #clipstudiopaint
 
pica_pica
pica_pica 1 year ago
A male mandarine duck.
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#Art #mastoart #birds #timelapse
 
Lucky Resistor
Lucky Resistor 1 year ago
Let me showcase two prints of my modular lantern design. Both iterations are adorned with Kristina's enchanting bird and flower-themed side panels.

These lanterns have an integrated LED light paired with an 3D printed diffuser (more details on this soon).

Despite their look, these lanterns are actually a breeze to print with any 3D printer:
https://www.printables.com/model/430891

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A 3D printed lantern with a bird and flower design on its side panels. Coffee brown stand and frame with yellow and red side panels.
A 3D printed lantern with a birds and flower design on its side panels. In black, green and red.
#3DPrinting #Lantern #Stand #Birds #Flowers
 
Jan Matson Art
Jan Matson Art 1 year ago
Australian Ringneck Parrot
https://bluethumb.com.au/jan-matson/Artwork/australian-ringneck-parrot-bird

This is the Original thick textured oil painting on canvas, ready to hang available at the above link.

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Portrait painting of a colourful native bird, the Australian Ringneck Parrot, in shades of blue, mauve, green, yellow and red. It is perched on a branch and peering at the viewer.
#Australianringneckparrot #parrot #australianwildlife #oilpainting #birds #nativebirds #janmatson
 
Oona
Oona 1 year ago
On days 53 & 54 of drawing # I started a deep dive on # trying to assemble a bunch of "flamingo drawing cheat sheets" for myself. The idea was to collect all the information I would need to enable me to draw flamingos without reference in the future. So these contain a bit more details than my usual sketches, crammed unto A3 sheets rather than my usual A4s.

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a page with drawings in ink of a flamingo skeleton on the left, three flamingo heads and a flamingo skull on the right, with some of the heads colored in with colored brush pens
a page with drawings in purple ink of flamingos standing in various poses, with some of the sketches colored in with colored brush pens
a page with various sketches in purple ink of flamingos flying, with some details added in black brush pen
a page with studies of flamingo heads from different angles, mostly done in pink ballpoint pen, some finished with bright red and black brush pen
#animals #flamingos #MastoArt #Ink #Birds
 
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